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  • TheMatrix31
    RF
    • Jul 2002
    • 52901

    #166
    Re: Things that took you way too long to realize....

    Originally posted by DieHardYankee26
    Matrix hates damn near everything, but loves Taco Bell. Never would've guessed lol.
    I love more things than people will ever know, lol. But everybody knows I love Taco Bell. Each visit is at least two crunchwraps and a double decker. Sometimes a beefy five-layer burrito as well. I eat it to celebrate and to wallow. I think the most I've ever done is 5 items in one order.

    And contrary to the notion that Taco Bell wrecks your stomach, I don't think I've ever had an issue in that regard and I have issues in that regard in countless ways.
    Last edited by TheMatrix31; 04-30-2017, 05:23 AM.

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    • TecmoZack
      Armchair GM
      • Jan 2010
      • 1276

      #167
      Re: Things that took you way too long to realize....

      There is a WNBA team in Dallas


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      • TheMatrix31
        RF
        • Jul 2002
        • 52901

        #168
        Re: Things that took you way too long to realize....

        Originally posted by TecmoZack
        There is a WNBA team in Dallas


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        Literally realized and thought the same exact thing a couple days ago, lol.

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        • dickey1331
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          • Sep 2009
          • 14285

          #169
          Re: Things that took you way too long to realize....

          Originally posted by TheMatrix31
          Literally realized and thought the same exact thing a couple days ago, lol.


          They are pretty new. I think last year was their first year. They play in Arlington actually.


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          • AshamanCarnage
            Rookie
            • Jul 2006
            • 1252

            #170
            Re: Things that took you way too long to realize....

            Saul Goodman is supposed to be a play on It's all good man.

            I was dumbfounded when my girlfriend said she thought it was funny.

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            • TecmoZack
              Armchair GM
              • Jan 2010
              • 1276

              #171
              Re: Things that took you way too long to realize....

              Originally posted by dickey1331
              They are pretty new. I think last year was their first year. They play in Arlington actually.


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              Yah, I don't know how I did not hear about it. Crazy. I'm pretty locked into local sports and my support for the Dallas based teams. Go Wings!


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              • Majingir
                Moderator
                • Apr 2005
                • 47466

                #172
                Re: Things that took you way too long to realize....

                It's "nip it in the bud", not "nip it in the butt"

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                • VDusen04
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 13025

                  #173
                  Re: Things that took you way too long to realize....

                  Sought this thread out so I could contribute this little nugget of facepalm:

                  Just realized today that John Fogerty, the guy who sang this:

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                  Is the same guy as:

                  <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/f775c_KgXE0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
                  Last edited by VDusen04; 05-09-2017, 10:36 PM.

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                  • Blzer
                    Resident film pundit
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 42514

                    #174
                    Re: Things that took you way too long to realize....

                    ^

                    Haha kiddin'. Voice was pretty similar though, yea?

                    Anyway, I just realized the Giants are terrible.
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                    • Caulfield
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Apr 2011
                      • 10986

                      #175
                      Re: Things that took you way too long to realize....

                      Originally posted by TecmoZack
                      There is a WNBA
                      edited for truth


                      Damn, Carl Edwards retired, I mustve been in a coma since january
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                      • VDusen04
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 13025

                        #176
                        Re: Things that took you way too long to realize....

                        One more that's not quite as obvious as my last one (the Fogerty/CCR realization):

                        Never knew that Larry O'Brien, the former NBA commissioner and namesake of the NBA championship trophy, was the same man whose room was broken into at the start of the Watergate scandal (he was a Democratic electoral strategist prior to taking over the NBA for nine years pre-Stern).

                        Originally posted by Blzer
                        ^

                        Haha kiddin'. Voice was pretty similar though, yea?

                        Anyway, I just realized the Giants are terrible.
                        For sure. Knew the name John Fogerty, knew the baseball song, knew CCR and their hits, knew little else beyond that. It all makes sense now.

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                        • steelerfan
                          MVP
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 4339

                          #177
                          Re: Things that took you way too long to realize....

                          Just recently realized that the backwards K in baseball scoring means the batter struck out looking. Don't know how that escaped me.

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                          • Majingir
                            Moderator
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 47466

                            #178
                            Re: Things that took you way too long to realize....

                            Originally posted by steelerfan
                            Just recently realized that the backwards K in baseball scoring means the batter struck out looking. Don't know how that escaped me.
                            Lol, I never knew that either. I thought it was just done for obvious letter placement reasons.

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                            • Blzer
                              Resident film pundit
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 42514

                              #179
                              Re: Things that took you way too long to realize....

                              Originally posted by Majingir
                              Lol, I never knew that either. I thought it was just done for obvious letter placement reasons.
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                              • pietasterp
                                All Star
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 6242

                                #180
                                Re: Things that took you way too long to realize....

                                Originally posted by dickey1331
                                How do you know so much about fish?

                                I went to a fish school where you learned to identify fish among other things like measuring nets and I don't think they went over that. They just said mahi-mahi was the dolphin that's on the menu.
                                Originally posted by VDusen04
                                I know I have droves of examples to mention but the first big one to come to mind comes courtesy of my 19-year-old brother, who learned just two days ago that Yosemite National Park was pronounced "Yo-sem-ee-tee" and not "Yoze-might". In his semi-defense, he said he'd heard of Yosemite, but just thought it and Yoze-might were two different regions.
                                Originally posted by TripleCrown9
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                                This whole thread - especially some of the early ones - are just killing me laughing (although these are some of my favorites). Also, at least half of the things people didn't realize, I just now (in this thread) realized. Mostly the sports logo things. I'm realizing that many sports logos are way too subtle/clever for me.


                                Originally posted by l3ulvl
                                For the longest time I thought food poisoning meant someone literally poisoned your food. I never understood why there was someone going around poisoning people and why we didn't flip out. Someone just tried to kill you and you're like "oh well, it happens". Call the cops!
                                This one caused me to laugh as hard as anything I can remember in the past several months (at least).

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