Off Topic 2016

[l3ulvl]

Re: Off Topic: Mods Will Be Banned. Lies, the Movies Still Suck

^^ man if I judged my jokes by lack of likes I'd delete 90% of my posts

[PVarck31]

Re: Off Topic: Mods Will Be Banned. Lies, the Movies Still Suck

I thought it was funny.

[BurghFan]

Re: Off Topic 3: Civil War

My computer won't go to sleep when idle and if I manually put it to sleep, it just wakes up on its own after a few seconds.

And apparently it was my wireless trackball that was causing it

[Mabster]

Re: Off Topic 3: Civil War

And apparently it was my wireless trackball that was causing it

Have some kind of wake on demand setting ticked?

[youvalss]

Re: Off Topic 3: Civil War

I promised to myself that one day when the phone rings at work (and everyone is busy) I would answer: "Dunder Mifflin, This is Pam". Hopefully the caller knows the show.

[BunnyHardaway]

Re: Off Topic 3: Civil War

Garlic is one of my favorite ingredients to use while cooking but damn if it isn't a pain in the ***. Washed my hands after touching it, showered after that, and my hands still smell like I was swimming in it.

[slickdtc]

Re: Off Topic: Mods Will Be Banned. Lies, the Movies Still Suck

Not as bad as onion. The worst part about working in food industry, smelling like it afterwards...

Coincidentally onion and garlic are what makes foods taste good. And butter.

[Fresh Tendrils]

Re: Off Topic: Mods Will Be Banned. Lies, the Movies Still Suck

Garlic press makes life easier.

[countryboy]

Re: Off Topic: Mods Will Be Banned For Changing Admin's Title BurghFan

Bi-Polar Depression sucks.

[dsallupinyaarea]

Re: Off Topic: Mods Will Be Banned. Lies, the Movies Still Suck

Garlic press makes life easier.

Another trick - grating garlic. Changed the game on a lot of dishes for me.


EDIT: saw that his issue was handling it. Nevermind, this won't help with that.

[SuperBowlNachos]

Re: Off Topic: Mods Will Be Banned. Lies, the Movies Still Suck

Just don't get a garlic press made out of plastic. The handle will just bend when you really have to squeeze hard. Metal all the way.

And youtube how to chop and onion without releasing the crap that makes you tear up. I think that all comes from cutting into the bottom blob of root or whatever.

[slickdtc]

Re: Off Topic: Mods Will Be Banned. Lies, the Movies Still Suck

I've heard slicing an onion in one motion helps instead of cutting/sawing. Also, run water while doing so.

Loved prepping the onions for work a few years back. Come out the back of the restaurant like I just smoked a fatty immediately after swimming in an over-chlorinated pool.

[BurghFan]

Re: Off Topic: Mods Will Be Banned. Lies, the Movies Still Suck

Sometimes lacking a usable sense of smell has its advantages

Also, where has Chef Matt been?

[slickdtc]

Re: Off Topic: Mods Will Be Banned. Lies, the Movies Still Suck

Pretty sure I've seen him post in a PS4 console discussion thread.

I wanna know where The GIGGAS is. The Jags might be good this year.

[jeremym480]

Re: Off Topic: Mods Will Be Banned. Lies, the Movies Still Suck

I wanna know where The GIGGAS is. The Jags might be good this year.

Killed in action, it seems.