Let me preface this post by saying I wasn't attempting to be lazy with my car-washing, just a careful planner when it came to timing my washes.
Anyway, in high school my car once got so dirty that there was a large smiling duck mascot on a street corner holding a large promotional sign for a car wash, and I stopped right beside it at a red light. I looked straight ahead, but then got a soft knock on my passenger side window. I turned to my right, and saw that large smiling duck peering in centimeters from my window and waving at me, pointing to its sign. I kind of freaked out and didn't know how to respond, just kind of head-nodded with a wry smile and faced forward again till the light turned green.
I never went to their car wash, but I was planning on going the next day anyway and I did.
Another time before I got a wash, I approached my parked car and one of the rear side windows had finger-writing on it that said: "I wish my girlfriend were this dirty."


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