NCAA 2010: SEC Enhancements for Realism

[markebert]

I propose the following enhancements for all of the SEC teams...

1) Replacement of wrist bands with HANDCUFFS
2) All player photos presented in the standard police "mugshot" format
3) 100% Autobump of every SEC team because they are in the SEC
4) Immediate Academic 2 star drop for every SEC team excluding Vandy
5) All SEC Teams get a special "under the table" CASH pitch for recruiting
6) A "can't-lose button" so South Carolina can finally beat their rivals
7) During head-to-head SEC games, the refs actually drink Jim Beam during the game
8) Rebel flags and cowbells
9) "Recruiting Advisor" links directly to "Bubba" from the local sportstalk call-in show
10) In recruiting... using the Academic pitch causes the game to immediately crash.

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[Chef J2]

Quote: Originally Posted by markebert

I propose the following enhancements for all of the SEC teams... 1) Replacement of wrist bands with HANDCUFFS 2) All player photos presented in the standard police "mugshot" format 3) 100% Autobump of every SEC team because they are in the SEC 4) Immediate Academic 2 star drop for every SEC team excluding Vandy 5) All SEC Teams get a special "under the table" CASH pitch for recruiting 6) A "can't-lose button" so South Carolina can finally beat their rivals 7) During head-to-head SEC games, the refs actually drink Jim Beam during the game 8) Rebel flags and cowbells 9) "Recruiting Advisor" links directly to "Bubba" from the local sportstalk call-in show 10) In recruiting... using the Academic pitch causes the game to immediately crash.

Which part of the SEC's success upsets you? Is it the dominance of the national title race? Perhaps it the fact that the NFL has more SEC alumni than any other conference? Is it the notion that in some circles of the NFL talent advisors that the SEC is referred to the "Little NFL"?

Regardless of your position, stats don't lie. The SEC is the most talented conference in the NCAA. Period!

[xgoredhawksx]

This is awesome dude! Big Ten forever!

[GVSU Kahuna]

Chef you are right. The SEC is always a powerhouse in football. But you can't honestly say that list wasn't a little bit funny. Lets face it. If you play football in the SEC you are either going pro or going to prison. Exception being Vandy.

[mmorg]

Quote: Originally Posted by Chef J2

Which part of the SEC's success upsets you? Is it the dominance of the national title race? Perhaps it the fact that the NFL has more SEC alumni than any other conference? Is it the notion that in some circles of the NFL talent advisors that the SEC is referred to the "Little NFL"? Regardless of your position, stats don't lie. The SEC is the most talented conference in the NCAA. Period!

The Big Ten has more players in the NFL per team than the SEC does.

[DA13JT]

Quote: Originally Posted by mmorg

The Big Ten has more players in the NFL per team than the SEC does.

Doesn't change that they can't play college football against the SEC worth a damn =P

[markebert]

A little too hot in the kitchen Chef! Just having some fun with SEC fan. Here's a couple more just for you...

All Kentucky games are 5 on 5 and played with an orange ball so Kentucky has a shot to make the postseason... eeerrrr.... NIT!

All Kentucky games are 5 on 5 and played with an orange ball so that someone actually shows up to watch it....