What's the last text on your phone say?

Out: Tyler Zeller is legit. He reps the state well. Luke on the other hand...
In: I broke up with that guy

[Acid]

In: "what is the wrestlers name thats like luke legger? the guy with blonde hair"

Out: "Lex Luger"

I have no idea why my sister asked me that question.

[ChubbyBanana]

In: Why Not?
Out: I had something come up. Sorry I can't make it.

Me telling a little white lie to a girl about not being able to come to her party.

Yes I'm a sinner.

[GoodVela]

In: Where are you going to be on Wednesday?
Out: Anywhere you are not.

[ChubbyBanana]

Quote: Originally Posted by GoodVela

In: Where are you going to be on Wednesday? Out: Anywhere you are not.

I'm guessing there's a good story behind this, no?

[GoodVela]

Quote: Originally Posted by ChubbyBanana

I'm guessing there's a good story behind this, no?

Nah, not really. Just ribbing an old friend. Every few weeks a group of guys get together to play pool, darts, drink ber, etc. This friend, Rich shows up if we want him there or not. He's a good guy and all but very annoying.

He's always saying, "Haven't talked to you for a long time?"

Well there's a reason for that.

[Marino]

Quote: Originally Posted by ChubbyBanana

In: Why Not? Out: I had something come up. Sorry I can't make it. Me telling a little white lie to a girl about not being able to come to her party. Yes I'm a sinner.

Shame on you.

[Gamecock]

In : No I just stayed at that house. And listened to drama

Out : That sucks you could have came over and got ****faced with me because my parents were gone.


Oh no he didn't.