Furious Oregon Wrestling League (TEW 2013)

[Cyros]

Come on, Snider! You're slipping!

[The GIGGAS]

FOWL Birds of a Feather 4
Live in front of 18 fans at a small local arena in Eugene, Oregon
Thursday, Week 2, April 2013

Main Show

Brandon Cutler is in the middle of the ring with a mic in hand

Cutler: You know, I've had a month to think about what's been going on, and I'm pretty sure I don't understand it. I come here to excite you fans, and immediately, Mickey Gambino targets little old me, and initially pays Tiny McGee to beat me up, before bringing him into his "Family". I finally got a little bit of payback when I overcame the odds and beat Tiny last week, even as Rachelle did her damnedest to try to screw me out of the win. Now that I've gotten through him, I think I deserve having a shot against the kingpin to try to settle this matter. That's right, Gambino. I want you in a match, right here, right now.

Gambino comes to the stage

Gambino: You think you can hang with me? There isn't anyone in this arena that can beat me. I fear no one. It's unfortunate you will lose. Che peccato.

Gambino walks down to the ring

F-

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Brandon Cutler vs Mickey Gambino

Surprisingly, Cutler waited for Gambino to get into the ring before hitting him. In fact, Cutler was content to let this match start normally, but Gambino slapped him in the face, and Cutler became enraged. He controlled the match early, with Gambino trying to roll out of the ring to recuperate. Cutler wasn't going to let him, and nailed him with a suicide dive. After getting Gambino back into the ring, Cutler went for a moonsault but Mickey rolled out of the way. Mickey held the advantage for the middle of the match, but Cutler was able to regain the advantage with the help from the crowd. When Cutler hit a huricanrana on Gambino, Gambino ran into the ref, knocking him down. Tiny McGee came out from under the ring and hit a chokeslam on Cutler, and dragged Gambino onto him. The ref came to and counted the 1-2-3.

Winner: Mickey Gambino

E-

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Your New Heroes are backstag, addressing Applied Insanity

Blade: Lo and behold, it is time for a third trial. Unfortunately, we weren't able to figure out a funny one for this week.

Huntingsworth: Funny? You are enjoying this, you gits?

Spencer: Well, of course. How often can you torment two people that are oblivious?

Coward: Ugh. Just tell us what it is, and hopefully it won't hurt too much.

Blade: Quiet!

Spencer: This week, your trial is a #1 Contenders' Match.

Huntingsworth: What other twosomes even grapple in this federation?

Barbados Slim shows up

Slim: This mahogany god!

Ramirez: And this Mexicano. We are the Colonial Adonises.

Huntingsworth: If this is what we must do, then do we must! Do. Must. We. Right, Jesse?

As Huntingsworth converses with Jesse, Coward sighs and shakes his head

E

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ACH vs Mo

Another week, another squash of poor Mo. ACH had his way with the rookie, hitting his major attacks. Before too long, ACH finally pinned him, mercifully ending the match.

Winner: ACH

F+

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Applied Insanity vs Colonial Adonises
--FOWL Tag Championships #1 Contenders Match--

Colin started the match against Barbados Slim, and Slim took the early advantage. Coward was held in the corner by the Adonises for a few minutes until he was able to counter and get halfway towards a tag. Unfortunately, Barbados took out Huntingsworth on the other side of the ring, leaving Colin without a possible tag. The double team happened a bit further until Colin again dodged an attack and dove and got the hot tag with the assist from Jesse. Huntingsworth came in on Ramirez like a ball of fire, and had him in an ankle lock. Ramirez was able to get over to the corner and get the tag from Barbados who whipped Huntingsworth into the ropes. Coward flinched, but stuck his arms out towards his partner, initiating the tag. Coward then ran behind Barbados, and rolled him up. Huntingsworth fell out of the ring, onto Ramirez, knocking them both out. With no one in the ring to save him, Slim couldn't escape the pinfall, and Coward gained the win for Applied Insanity.

Winner and #1 Contenders: Applied Insanity

E-

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After the win, Coward, Huntingsworth, and Jesse celebrate their win

Huntingsworth: We did it, Jesse! We get to have another match in some kind of future times!

Before Coward can roll his eyes, the tag team is ambushed by an obviously embarrassed Your New Heroes, who demolish Applied Insanity

F-

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FOWL Heavyweight Championship Match


FOWL Internet Championship Match

Johnny Jeter vs Graham Samuels
--20 Minute Time Limit Winner Takes All Match--

This classic of a match (FOWL level) came down to the final minutes. Both men, exhausted, got near falls on the other. With about a half a minute until the time limit's end, a superplex put both men exhausted on the mat. Jeter slowly crawled to try to cover Samuels, but the bell rung and the announcer indicated that the match ended with a time limit draw.

DRAW

E

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After the match, Samuels made it to his feet

Samuels: Time limit or no time limit, I'm going to make you see the light.

Samuels does his pre-finisher taunt, but ACH ran to the ring to flush him out

E

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Jeter makes it to his feet, and sees ACH, and celebrates with him before heading to the back to end the show

F+

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Final Show Rating: E

[CM Hooe]

Soon enough, Samuels' superior genetic makeup will rise above. #terribleGoHomeLines

[Cyros]

Yay, it didn't die!

[The GIGGAS]

The design for the FOWL Tag Championships have been released: