Need help with the rest of my NFL acronyms

Need help with the teams I don't have one for yet.

Kudos.


BEARS: Barely Effective And Really Sad.

BENGALS: Bad Effort (and) Never Gets A Leading Score.

BILLS: Boy, I love Losing Superbowls!

BRONCOS: Babies Really Only Need to Cry Over Something.

BUCCANEERS: Basically: Unintersting. Completely Careless Attack Needs
Energization for Each Random Series.

CARDINALS: Can Arizona Really Depend Indefintely on No Attack and Limited
Scoring?

CHARGERS:

CHIEFS: Can't Help It, Everyone Fails Seasonally.

COLTS:

COWBOYS: Can't Operate With Bad Or Young Stars.

DOLPHINS: Drafts Only Lousy Players Having Infinite Needs for Steriods.

EAGLES: Each Attack Generates Lame Effort Scoring.

FALCONS: For Atlanta, Losing Comes On Natural Selection.

FORTY NINERS: Flimsily Organized Run Turns Yardage Needed Into No Effort for
Rushing Scheme.

GIANTS: Generally Intercepted And No Touchdowns Scored.

JAGUARS: Just Another Goofed-Up Assinine Run Series.

JETS: Jersey's Extra Team Sucks.

LIONS:

PACKERS:

PANTHERS:

PATRIOTS: Punts After Three Runs In Or Three Screens

RAIDERS: Really Are In Distress, Eventual Relocation Scheduled.

RAMS:

RAVENS:

REDSKINS: Really Egotistical Defense, Selfish Know-(it-all) Ignites No
Scoring.

SAINTS:

SEAHAWKS: Seattle Equips Another Half-A**ed Woeful Klunker Somehow.

STEELERS: Simply Trying; Each (and) Every Limp Effort (is) Revoltingly S****y.

TEXANS:

TITANS:

VIKINGS:

[MaddenMan]

In reply to:

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BRONCOS: Babies Really Only Need to Cry Over Something.

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You have us confused with the Raiders.

[wwharton]

Ray Always Victorious Even Now, Sitting

best lb in the business baby

[Schulman16]

JETS: Just End The Season

[FISH]

LIONS: loosinig is our newest signature

[wwharton]

COLTS- Can Only Lose Tony's Swagger

RAMS- Run And Martz (will) Survive

[imported_Administrator]

TEXANS: Take extra x-rays after nauseous season

[CheckMate]

PANTHERS:

Proving Again, No Teams Have Envied Rodney Starting.