Week 2: Houston Texans vs Miami Dolphins

[Fiasco West]

Quote: Originally Posted by TheMatrix31

Foster is definitely the best of the three. Has the best combination of size, vision, speed, and agility. Tate is prettay good though. So is Ward. Far cry from the Chris Taylor, Ron Dayne days. Ugh.

You mean Chris Brown? I never forget the 'Browns' they kept costing the team games. One was fumbling in the redzone, throwing INTs on trick plays, and failing to get 1 yard in the redzone after a gazillion tries and the other you had to hold your breath for every attempted kick.

Forget what year that was, maybe the 08 season but those guys crucial mistakes lost the Texans 3 or 4 games that year.

[TheMatrix31]

Chris Taylor AND Chris Brown. And all the other garbage guys. Washed up Ahman Green. Dayne. I'm sure I'm missing a couple others.

Screw the "Browns". That was 2009. Arizona with the three goal-line chances, Indy, Tenn, and Jacksonville with the HB Pass on first down.

2008 was Rosencopter and co.

2010 was Andre's missed catch against SD-turned INT, "The Bat Down" against Jacksonville, and "50 second touchdown" against NYJ. NOT TO MENTION 14 in the 4th to Philadelphia, 14 in the 4th to Denver, and Schaub's dumb *** pass in OT against the Ravens resulting in the TD to end it.

2007 was Bironas' 8 ****ing field goals.

2006 was Pac Man's Punt Return and fumble trying to come back, Vince Young's OT TD run, Jameel Cook's Fumble against the Giants, Lee Evans two 83 yard TDs in the first quarter and Peerless Price TD with 13 sec left against the Bills.

**** our team.

[Marino]

Quote: Originally Posted by TheMatrix31

Chris Taylor AND Chris Brown. And all the other garbage guys. Washed up Ahman Green. Dayne. I'm sure I'm missing a couple others. Screw the "Browns". That was 2009. Arizona with the three goal-line chances, Indy, Tenn, and Jacksonville with the HB Pass on first down. 2008 was Rosencopter and co. 2010 was Andre's missed catch against SD-turned INT, "The Bat Down" against Jacksonville, and "50 second touchdown" against NYJ. NOT TO MENTION 14 in the 4th to Philadelphia, 14 in the 4th to Denver, and Schaub's dumb *** pass in OT against the Ravens resulting in the TD to end it. 2007 was Bironas' 8 ****ing field goals. 2006 was Pac Man's Punt Return and fumble trying to come back, Vince Young's OT TD run, Jameel Cook's Fumble against the Giants, Lee Evans two 83 yard TDs in the first quarter and Peerless Price TD with 13 sec left against the Bills. **** our team.

A.J. Feeley, Cleo Lemon, John Beck, Trent Green.

2007: 1-15 season, Cam Cameron, "We need that thumb to go in this direction."

2006: Nick Saban, being the little ****ing bastard he is, bails on the Dolphins to go back to college.

2009: Check downs
2010: Check downs.

Times have been tough since Marino left as well. So, I know how you feel. At least your team isn't the most boring team in the league.

[BrightFuture]

I like Houston by at least 10.

[Marino]

No 3 and outs to start please.

[Other Guy]

Gotta end these drives with 7's.

Oh well. 6-0

[Other Guy]

Have to get a TD here, starting from the MIA 6


There it is, Schaub to Daniels!!!

13-3

[Other Guy]

Some missed opportunities, and Miami's red zone defense has been great, but I'll take a 13 point halftime lead on the road.