If you haven't humiliated a division 8 Jon Jones/Werdum picker by completely out classing them with Tyson, you don't know what a hate message is!
Just came out of a game, where this div 6 Jon Jones serial picker, wouldn't skip the fight intro(that lasts about 3-5 minutes) where he was just trashing and making fun of me on his mic just for picking Mike Tyson.
He was saying "ahaha you mother****in lil b**** n#### you gon pick Tyson in ranked? Ahahaha don't have any range you won't be able to touch me, i'll destroy you, i'll make you my b****, n#### " all the while using his tough guy trashy ghetto voice and using the n word at the end of each sentance, to match his inferior dumb insults he threw at me.
I was smiling the whole time, because i knew he didn't stand a chance and i'd make him eat his words. Ohh what wouldn't i give to see his face after he realised who he was up against in the first minute of the fight, where he realised he is gettin his *** whooped!
Suddenly his tough ghetto bad boy act was silenced! All his scissor kicks and crane kicks and off the cage superman punches couldn't save him and had no effect other than wasting his stamina!
He started struggling and turned into a panic wrestler, spamming clinches and takedowns but everytime i blocked em and retaliated while seemlessly throwing a taunt after each mistake he made!
Sporadically you'd hear him silently moan and mumble to himself "maan that's some bullshhiet" and he even went on as far as alltogether dropping his controller and sitting immobile as he stared at my "come here" taunts.
Then i of course went on to knock him down 3-4 times just in round 1 and utterly humiliate him and shut down everything he had to offer!
I could sense his ego fading and him giving up and realising what a big mistake he made spewing those hateful words and not skipping the intro.
When round 2 started and he was trying to get me to calm down by pathetically attempting to reconsolidate our relationship by extending his long 83' reach hand for me to touch, he knew things were coming to an end when i stood in front of him and declinded it with a magestic taunt showcasing the 2 Guns that were about to slip him into unconsciousness.
His time was coming to an end at the final knockdown right before round 2 was over. That's when i jumped in and waited for him to spam the recover button, giving him a false sense of hope that i'd let him up like all those other times i knocked him down previously and right before he could recover, that's when i started hammering his face and made him lose his senses.
Needless to say that he of course ragequited mid ground and pound humiliation.
He learned a lesson that day, that looks can be deceiving and of course Manliest_Man's Mike Tyson is not to be messed with.
That's when the idea hit me and i said to myslef "Damn i should start ****posting some novels regarding EA UFC 2 stories."
Afterwards i sent him a simple trashy message saying "Rekt" to which he went on to write his lifestory with the ps4 controller, where he blamed the internet or me getting lucky or how Tyson is OP afterall.
In the end, He went on to live his life, more humble and less hatefull and rumour has it, he stopped using that trashy ghetto accent and acting like a tough guy behind the mic.
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Scenarios like these, i feed off of them! I love them! I love playing EA UFC 2 and i love playing as Tyson just for these momments. Getting sweet looking KO on top of all that makes the game still worth it and tons of fun to play.