Major League (Movie) Franchise: Cleveland Indians
Hi, Lou Brown here. It was sure tough to get swept by the Giants after seeing Ricky mow down Parkman, but we've got a new season to look forward to. With the health of Jake, Roger, and myself I think we'll have a new spring in our step.
1. CF Willie "Mays" Hayes
Willie's gone from hitting like sh!t, to ego movie star, and playing like he should - using his speed. He has the potential to be a premiere leadoff hitter.
2. LF Billy "Downtown" Anderson
This kid is going to be a star! As long as we can teach him not to always pull the ball or always go for the home run, he'll wind up a fine hitter. Defensively his legs are fresh and he could probably play all three spots in the outfield.
3. 3B Roger Dorn
Good 'ole Rog. He still can't field a lick and we'll find out if he can still hit. We'll keep working to get him squared away on the field and you already know how I feel about his calisthenics clause in his contract...
4. RF Pedro Cerrano
We're having Eddie Harris work with Cerrano to get him used to hitting a curveball, but boy he can hit a ton...when he makes contact. In the field, just as long as he concentrates more on catching the ball than his Voodoo or Buddhism or whatever religion he is now, I'll be happy.
5. DH Frank "Pops" Morgan
Gus Cantrell found this guy down with the Buzz and so far from what I've seen, he can hit...and that's it. When fielding the ball he almost always gets a bad jump and runs too long in the same place.
6. C Jake Taylor
It was a tough call dropping Jake back in the order, but I feel getting some speed in the two-hole was the better option. This should allow him to focus on catching and playing the occasional first base.
7. 1B Rube Baker
Before a game last season he told me to just "put me in some place", so we'll see if he can handle other positions this year. In addition to first base, he could get looks at third base as well. Overall, he's just an average ball player, but he has that "it" thing about him that makes him a starter.
8. 2B Lance Pere
He's quite light with the bat, much like he acts light in the loafers. But he's fantastic on the base paths (whenever he gets on base) and he's a good fielder. Hell, he's probably a better third baseman than Dorn, but I sure wouldn't want to see Roger play up the middle!
9. SS Juan Lopez
I guess in the end he and his twin brother (ironically with the same name) couldn't get along well enough on plays up the middle, so we split them up after the Parkman trade. He's not much of a hitter, but he's what you come to expect from a Latin ballplayer with good defensive skills.
PH OF Taka Tanaka
Who could forget our foreign import. I can't understand a word he says, but he sure does have passion. You gotta hand it to a guy who climbs walls to make catches and one who has the "marbles" to catch a flyball barehanded. He'll get some pinch hit chances for the bottom of the lineup and we'll work him in as a regular against southpaws.
#1 - RHP Eddie Harris
He throws a great vasoline ball, I mean curve. Ed throws up any junk he find. I seriously think he might throw ten different pitches. We'll need Eddie to lead our young pitching staff and give us quality starts every five days.
#2 - RHP Hog Ellis
Pigs...Hog...Boy Rube will be happy with this fireballer pitching for us. We're doing everything we can to teach him additional pitches. Doc taught him a curve down in Salt Lake last season and even with just two pitches we felt those two were good enough for the majors and is why we traded for him last season. Maybe we'll make Rube his personal catcher.
#3 - RHP Carlton "Doc" Windgate
I didn't believe it when Gus told me this guy's fastball won't register on most radar guns, but it's true. At least he can locate his stuff, if you want to call it "stuff". I'm sure his low velocity is why the Twins cut him loose, but we'll see if we can't whip him into a Jamie Moyer type pitcher.
SU - Gus Cantrell
I'm sure glad to be able to have talked him in to coming back to the player side of the game. He's still got the arm to spot start if we need him, but he's mostly going to be our eighth inning man. There's a lot of youngsters in the 'pen, so hopefully they soak up all of the knowledge he offers up.
CL - Rick Vaughn
The decision to have him in the closer's role was a tough one. He's got dynamite stuff and could give us a solid six innings as a starter. However, how he handled the closer role last season in the playoffs was remarkable.