Virginia Pro Wrestling (TEW 2007)

[The GIGGAS]

VPW Intensity
This Wednesday!



Scheduled Matches


Cage Match

vs
The Zombie vs Elix Skipper

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VPW Tag Team Championship Match

vs
Riggs² vs Southern Comfort

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vs
The Heart Throbs vs Miracle Violence Connection

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Plus appearances by:

VPW Cruiserweight Champion Eric Young
VPW World Champion Sylvester Terkay
Carsh Svades
Brian Lawler

AND OTHERS!

[The GIGGAS]

VPW Intensity
Live in front of 14 fans at the Blacksburg High School Gym

Pre-Show

vs
Mike Snider vs Eric Young

A lot to talk about a dark match. Ron Simmons filled in as play-by-play man during the match. The small, vocal crowd got all over Snider in this match, and he was also off of his game. However, Young and Snider pulled off a good match because of their chemistry. This was a non-title match. Young dominated and pinned Snider after a Showstopper at 5:45.

Winner: Eric Young
E-

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Before leaving the ring, Mike Snider walks over to Eric Young. Young is frightened, but Snider extends his hand. Young shakes it, and then Snider leaves the ring

Sanders: Now what the hell is he doing? He's making a fool of himself.

F


Main Show

The show opens with Snider in the ring

Snider: I hate to do this to you, our faithful fans, but there is a change to the card tonight. Larry McCoy is not here tonight because there was an explosion in his, uh, "moonshine tub". Later on tonight, Jimmy McCoy is going to announce who his partner will be in a VPW Tag Team Championship match against Riggs².

F-

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Brian Lawler comes out to the ring

Lawler: Luckily, when I came to the show tonight, I found a bangin' babe to be my groupie. I wanted to bring her out to show you just how hot she is! I definitely deserve her, but you rednecks would never get anyone nearly this hot! Babe, c'mon out here!

Sable coes out, poses, then enters the ring

Snider: SABLE? Wow, what a surprise!

Sable: My man is hot! I can't wait until after the show so we can...

Lawler: Don't tell these rednecks! Let them think their back-country fantasies!

Snider: Not all Virginians are "back-country rednecks"!

Sanders: I've heard rumors...

E+

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After seeing that, Snider enters the ring with a mic

Snider: Well, I think I know what I need to do. Brian Lawler has a manager, Carl Greco has a manager... There's going to be a match. But the managers aren't going to be allowed to just be on the sidelines. It will be a tag match! Brian Lawler and Sable against Carl Greco and Ron Simmons!

Sanders: Why is that geek making a beautiful woman participate in a match where she could get her legs broken? That's plain irresponsible!

F+

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vs
Brian Lawler and Sable vs Carl Greco and Ron Simmons

The fans wanted to see male competitors. They pretty much crapped all over Sable, but it was a decent enough match. Carl Greco and Ron Simmons got the win when Greco hit Lawler with an Overhead Suplex, and as Simmons held Sable back, Greco pinned Lawler at 11:19.

Winners: Carl Greco and Ron Simmons
E-
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Snider and Sanders are sitting at the announcers table

Snider: How about our World Champion, eh Mike?

Sanders: I have to admit, I don't like him. But he's an imposing figure.

Snider: I definitely don't want to be in the ring with him.

E-

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Carsh Svades and Barry Windham are walking backstage, when they run into Johnny Devine

Johnny: Hey! ****face! What's wrong with your hearing, huh?

Barry: You jackass, stop talking to my client like that unless you want to be in trouble.

Johnny: I know I can take him and his fat ***.

Barry: Fine, maggot, meet us in the ring. Your cruiserweight *** will be stamped to the mat.

F+

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vs
Carsh Svades vs Johnny Devine

A very disappointing point about Carsh is that he and his manager don't click, making them quite awkward. However, Carsh worked through this, and hit Devine with a Paradigm Shift, and gained the win with a pin at 11:36.

Winner: Carsh Svades
E-

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Snider has a guest backstage

Snider: Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Greg Beals. Dr. Beals treated Elix Skipper last week, when the Zombie bit Elix's head.

Beals: Thank you Mike. I ran all the tests I could on Elix's bite, and everything came back negative. I cleared him between the time the fans saw him in the hospital bed and when he showed up at the show. He will be just fine.

Snider: But I've heard from different places that even the smallest bite can turn someone into a zombie.

Beals: That couldn't be farther from the truth.

Beals realizes the Zombie is gnawing on his shoulder, and freaks out. Snider and Beals go running

Zombie: Gruaaaur!

E

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Jimmy McCoy is in the ring

McCoy: Well, I know y'all came to see me and my brother kick some north *** tonight, but he had to stay behind to care after Momma after the basement exploded. I'm out here to tell you who's gonna help me kick these boys' asses. My partner will be Mike Sanders!

Sanders walks to the ring

Sanders: Time to git 'r dun, right Jimmy?

McCoy: You're damn right, skippy.

F+

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VPW Tag Team Championship Match

vs
Riggs² vs Jimmy McCoy and Mike Sanders

Riggs² ran to the ring and started brawling with Sanders and McCoy at the onset. It was a Texas Tornado match, so all 4 were legal. At the end of the match, Sanders felt like he could take an unfair advantage by putting on brass knuckles and hitting Jason Riggs. Unluckily for Sanders, the ref saw it and disqualified Sanders, giving the win to Riggs² in 12:51.

Winners and STILL VPW Tag Team Champions: Riggs²
F+

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The Heart Throbs are shown warming up, and there are some unknown women in the room

Antonio: We'll see you later.

Romeo: Yeah, get comfortable and get hot by watching us beat these losers up. Just think about how sexy we are.

Antonio: Gimme a high five, dude.

They high five

E+

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vs
The Heart Throbs vs Miracle Violence Connection

A good, long match. Sadly, the match ended in a DQ at 15:36 when Romeo Roselli and Antonio Thomas hit Erick Stevens with a Con-Chair-To. They then hit Steve Madison with one too.

Winners: Miracle Violence Connection
F+

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Snider enters the ring

Snider: I hate seeing DQs. Therefore, Miracle Violence Connection and the Heart Throbs will meet next week in a No Disqualification match!

F

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Dr. Beals and Skipper are shown backstage talking. We can't hear them, and as soon as they see that they're being watched, they scurry away

Snider: What could they be talking about?

E-

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Cage Match

vs
The Zombie vs Elix Skipper

A good long match, which had an open feel to it. They both looked really good in the cage and as competitors. The finish came when The Zombie went to bite Elix again, but Elix moved out of the way and shoved Zombie into the cage. Elix took this opportunity to leave the cage and win the match at 22:34.

Winner: Elix Skipper
E+

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As the zombie is recovering from the loss, Dr. Beals and Skipper re-enter the cage, and as the cage is lifted, they attack Zombie and leave him down and out

Snider: Oh dear God! Why are they attacking the poor Zombie?

Sanders: I don't know, but he sure deserves it!

Snider: We're out of time already? See you next week!

F-

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Final Show Rating: E

[The GIGGAS]

VPW got some Internet coverage!

Quote:

Virginia Pro Wrestling held VPW Intensity last night in the Blacksburg High School Gym, and drew 14 fans. The feedback has been that it was better than you'd expect from a company that tiny.

[Lintyfresh85]

Aww snap VPW getting some press from the IWC... NICE!

[Cyros]

Nice to know you have those same fourteen dedicated fans.

[The GIGGAS]

Quote: Originally Posted by Cyros

Nice to know you have those same four dedicated fans.

You mean 14?

[Cyros]

Quote: Originally Posted by The GIGGAS

You mean 14?

Hrm?

[CaptainZombie]

Nice addition of Sable. Brian Lawler is chasing away the fans Giggas, time to terminate his ***. LOL!

I can't wait till next card to see what The Zombie does next.