Worst/Dumbest Commentary Lines

[GR5Noles]

"This game is tighter than spandex on a sumo wrestler." That takes the cake.

Or, when you play at the Doak and Nessler starts screaming the worst war chant I've ever heard

[jonination]

Quote: Originally Posted by BleedGreen710

And don't even get me started on the David Pollack lines.. some of them are cringe worthy.

Hey, how big is the TV Pollack is watching the game on? I swear he interrupted his own analysis on my game just to mention the size of his tv, but I can't remember for the life of me...

...because I turned off the halftime show when I heard that same line in 3 straight games. Followed by a blowout the next game where they literally called both teams "boring". Thanks, guys.

[BigMoneyAllDay]

The halftime commentary is just trying too hard. That's all I'll say.

Also, sometimes the commentary is just inaccurate. Like if a defensive player picks off the ball but fumbles it but the defense recovers, Nessler will say something like "that fumble just killed this offensive drive" when the fumble nearly gave the offense back the ball.

When there's more than one fumble/interception, its as if the commentary makes no sense.

[BigMoneyAllDay]

Quote: Originally Posted by GR5Noles

"This game is tighter than spandex on a sumo wrestler." That takes the cake. Or, when you play at the Doak and Nessler starts screaming the worst war chant I've ever heard

LOL I need to hear this lol.

[aerovt]

at least this year they got rid of the worst comment of all time:

"This is where you get.......
..... (awkwardly long pause) ......
...false starts".

[BigMoneyAllDay]

Quote: Originally Posted by aerovt

at least this year they got rid of the worst comment of all time: "This is where you get....... ..... (awkwardly long pause) ...... ...false starts".

i rember that ever time the crowd was loud. even though the crowd wasnt atcually loud.

that reminds me, if you play versus say ohio state they'll actually have halfway decent lines like 'this is the best crowd of the nation arguably" or "i can barely hear myself think in this atmosphere"

[Ky3217]

The commentary can be pretty bad at times. Especially when they say things that dont fit the situation.

But on the bright side, the commentary still isnt "Madden 12 bad"

[BigMoneyAllDay]

Oh yeah also if you schedule a conference championship game at a neutral site the commentator says "welcome to neutral site action" without even mentioning the fact its a conference championship game. Ridiculous.