Random TV/Movie Quotes...

[Bellsprout]

"You can't have a conscience in the pimp game."

[coolguy124]

what do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze
do they dream of mauling zebras or halle berry in her catwoman suit
dont you worry your pretty striped head were gonna get you back to tyson and your cozy tiger bed
and then were gonna find our best friend doug and then were gonna give him a best friend hug
doug doug oh doug dougie dougie doug doug
but if hes been murdered by crystal meth tweakers
(pause)
well then were @*$# out of luck

[Bellsprout]

"No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend."

"OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring."

"How you gonna do that?"

"We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned......... Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope."

[Trevytrev11]

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older...they stay the same age.

[trobinson97]

What are y'all doin' in here?

We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this ****.

Come on, Dewey! Join the party!

No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get outta here!

You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover.

It doesn't give you a hangover!

Wha-I get addicted to it or something?

It's not habit-forming!

Oh, okay... well, I don't know... I don't want to overdose on it.

You can't OD on it!

It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?

It makes sex even better!

Sounds kind of expensive.

It's the cheapest drug there is.

Hmm.

You don't want it!

I think I kinda want it.

Okay, but just this once. Come on in.

[Fresh Tendrils]

Euphoria, shut the **** up! I know that was you I ain't even gotta look!

[Chrisksaint]

Quote: Originally Posted by Dayman

"No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend." "OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring." "How you gonna do that?" "We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned......... Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope."

Hahaha I was gonna post that earlier, but it was too long. My favorite part of the movie, gets me rolling every single time

[Watson]

Quote: Originally Posted by trobinson97

What are y'all doin' in here? We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this ****. Come on, Dewey! Join the party! No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get outta here! You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover. It doesn't give you a hangover! Wha-I get addicted to it or something? It's not habit-forming! Oh, okay... well, I don't know... I don't want to overdose on it. You can't OD on it! It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it? It makes sex even better! Sounds kind of expensive. It's the cheapest drug there is. Hmm. You don't want it! I think I kinda want it. Okay, but just this once. Come on in.

It gives you a BONER Dewey.