Went out of town to the visit my cousin, & there's this guy whose a
Madden guru,who's his roomie, & I always relish the opportunity to smash those
Madden people at their game, I hadn't played it in ages. . . . so I did 1 warmup game (against the CPU) where I beat the Pats
36-6. So then I played him & he had The
Chargers, I had the
Colts. I got the ball first, quick 3 & out, I **** up the punt. He gives the ball to
Spioles on the 1st play, 37 yard run for a
TD! I'm down 7-0. I get the ball back & get like 3 1st downs in a row. . . .I go for it on 4th & short, didn't happen. Next possession he goes for it on 4th & 27 & converts, completes to
McCardell who was Quadtruple covered (thanks to the cyclops beam
). Anyway, for some reason he doesn't use
LT, he uses
Spioles, but as the game went on this reason clearly became evident. This guy is
uncatchable in the open field, & regularly pulled off
big plays. By the 3rd quarter I just saw how everything is based on
speed. I was wondering why my guys were so slow, after the game he told me I should've been
holding the x button instead of
tapping....what a loser!!! If I'd had known I would've won but I lost that game
28-22. I didn't feel bad at all knowing I was
superior to him, & that
my game
(2K5) was as well. . . . So we play again the next day. I still had the
Colts, & he got
Seattle. Same thing at the beginning, I ****ed up that crazy
illogical punt system, to give him field position for the easy early score. He
ran the ball,
85% of the time & got off to a
21-0 lead in the
1st quarter. But I, knowing how flukey the game is & how you can easily exploit speed, knew I could come back. . . . He then went up
28-0. Then I went on an
88 yard drive for the
TD which took up the majority of the
2nd Quarter. I of coruse
****ed up the
kick again & the score at halftime was
28-6. I scored
immediately in the
3rd on
3 plays to make it
28-14. The rest of the
3rd I slowed down his running game &
shut him down in the
redzone, got the ball on down & scored
3 unanswered TDs!!!! I converted
two onside kicks in a
row at the end of the game, in the last minute. The first a 60 yard
TD to
Wayne....the Other
33 yard completetion to
Wayne to set up the
winning FG with :14 left &
him leading 35-34, but the clock ran out as I had
no more timeouts, the
square button didn't
spike the ball like it would on a real football game, & I had to
manually call the play which is
dumber than keeping an unloaded gun from under your pillow to combat burglers!!!
I didn't feel bad because I knew I was
superior to him.... that's a shame!!!
I had
524 total yards, he had
319.
Alexander had
197yds (
152yds in the first half). This guy begged me later to play me in
2K5, I would give you the details, but I don't think it's nesessary.... He had
1 completion in the first half (& by the way he was calling hot houtes & audibles, I can tell he's played it before)
98 total yards for the game!!! (5 min quarters gentlemen
) He received a merciless 26-0 beating from yours truly!!!
Now who owns who?