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  • Chip Douglass
    Hall Of Fame
    • Dec 2005
    • 12256

    #301
    Re: Dusty Baker (and other assorted morons)

    Originally posted by Ewing
    I like how Bunning only further perpetuates the stereotype that politicians (both left and right) are completely oblivious and ignorant to the facts of any given situation. If he took five minutes to do some research he would know that Strasburg WANTED to pitch but that Riggleman, Rizzo and the trainers decided to play it safe. Then again, I wouldn't expect much more from somebody who was named one of America's Five Worst Senators in 2006 by TIME Magazine. Not to mention that during his 2004 Senate campaign he said that his opponent of Italian descent looked "like one of Saddam Hussein's sons".
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    Last edited by Chip Douglass; 07-31-2010, 03:02 PM.
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    • Chip Douglass
      Hall Of Fame
      • Dec 2005
      • 12256

      #302
      Re: Dusty Baker (and other assorted morons)

      Eric Karros on Ned Colletti/Brian Sabean (paraphrasing here):

      "Ned Colletti...he's learned so much from his former boss, Brian Sabean, and I think that's why he's been such a great GM."

      I'm going to use a technique called free association, where I type the first things that come to mind when I think of Colletti and Sabean. Here we go:

      Juan Pierre
      Andrew Jones
      Jason Schmidt
      $126 million contract for a bad pitcher
      Chan Ho Park
      Carlos Santana for a 36 year old 3B
      Joe Nathan, Francisco Liriano and Boof Bonser for AJ Pierzynski
      Nomar Garciaparra
      53.7% winning percentage since becoming GM in 2005
      Reggie Sanders
      Marquis Grissom
      Michael Tucker
      Omar Vizquel
      Moisés Alou
      Randy Winn
      Armando Benitez
      Steve Finley (2006 version)
      Randy Johnson
      Signed a bunch of other old guys who I can't name off the top of my head
      Last edited by Chip Douglass; 07-31-2010, 05:24 PM.
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      • Ewing
        Banned
        • Mar 2009
        • 863

        #303
        Re: Dusty Baker (and other assorted morons)

        Originally posted by Olson-for-Heisman
        "Ned Colletti...he's learned so much from his former boss, Brian Sabean, and I think that's why he's been such a great GM."

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        • snepp
          We'll waste him too.
          • Apr 2003
          • 10007

          #304
          Re: Dusty Baker (and other assorted morons)

          Originally posted by Olson-for-Heisman
          "Ned Colletti...he's learned so much from his former boss, Brian Sabean, and I think that's why he's been such a great GM."

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          • Chip Douglass
            Hall Of Fame
            • Dec 2005
            • 12256

            #305
            Re: Dusty Baker (and other assorted morons)

            That post came before I learned about the Dotel trade.

            UGHHHHHHHHHH

            Last edited by Chip Douglass; 07-31-2010, 08:53 PM.
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            • Chip Douglass
              Hall Of Fame
              • Dec 2005
              • 12256

              #306
              Re: Dusty Baker (and other assorted morons)

              Message to Joe Torre:

              It's time to put down the dog known as Garrett Anderson. -13.4 runs in 157 PAs and a .493 OPS is a whole new level of awful.
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              • Chip Douglass
                Hall Of Fame
                • Dec 2005
                • 12256

                #307
                Re: Dusty Baker (and other assorted morons)

                I feel like modeling my soon-to-be-created Google blog after this thread/FJM.

                I bet if we really tried, we (sabermetrically-inclined baseball fans/OSBRSA members) could come up with some hilarious stuff. Hit me up if you're interested in becoming a contributor.
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                • CMH
                  Making you famous
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 26203

                  #308
                  Re: Dusty Baker (and other assorted morons)

                  You are a committed one. Might be time to adopt a signature.
                  "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                  "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                  • Chip Douglass
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Dec 2005
                    • 12256

                    #309
                    Re: Dusty Baker (and other assorted morons)

                    Originally posted by YankeePride
                    You are a committed one. Might be time to adopt a signature.
                    Meaning OSBRSA?

                    I would hate to resign my lucrative post from The Nate Silver Baseball Institute.
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                    • Shakedowncapo
                      MVP
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 4031

                      #310
                      Re: Dusty Baker (and other assorted morons)

                      Are sabermetrics big in Japanese baseball?! Or are they smart enough to know those people need a new hobby in life.

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                      • Chip Douglass
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Dec 2005
                        • 12256

                        #311
                        Re: Dusty Baker (and other assorted morons)

                        Originally posted by Shakedowncapo
                        Are sabermetrics big in Japanese baseball?! Or are they smart enough to know those people need a new hobby in life.
                        http://www.fangraphs.com/

                        Feel the knowledge. Feel the power. Do not be Joe Blow any more.
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                        • snepp
                          We'll waste him too.
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 10007

                          #312
                          Re: Dusty Baker (and other assorted morons)

                          Originally posted by Shakedowncapo
                          Are sabermetrics big in Japanese baseball?! Or are they smart enough to know those people need a new hobby in life.

                          They need a real man's hobby......like posting on Interweb message boards.

                          Member of The OS Baseball Rocket Scientists Association

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                          • Shakedowncapo
                            MVP
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 4031

                            #313
                            Re: Dusty Baker (and other assorted morons)

                            Talking to humans>>>Stat-crunching CC Sabathias xFIP+SIERA/2

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                            • Chip Douglass
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 12256

                              #314
                              Re: Dusty Baker (and other assorted morons)

                              Originally posted by Shakedowncapo
                              Talking to humans>>>Stat-crunching CC Sabathias xFIP+SIERA/2
                              Learning sabermetrics >>> coming off as Joe Morgan.

                              Seriously, if you can't even take the time to figure out the concepts behind UZR/FIP/VORP, etc., then it's pointless even debating this with you.

                              UZR is basically how good a player's range is.
                              FIP determines how good a pitcher is by only looking at the things he controls.
                              VORP measures the offensive value of a player.

                              I imagine you're somewhat educated, so these concepts shouldn't be too difficult to grasp. I wasn't really into sabermetrics until a year ago and it didn't take me that long to understand or be intrigued by them.

                              Shed the ignorance. Don't eschew things just because they appear to be "ZOMG SCARY AND WEIRD!!!!" The day that baseball fans realize that sabermetrics aren't only the stuff of geeks will be a great day for baseball.
                              Last edited by Chip Douglass; 08-01-2010, 04:27 PM.
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                              • Chip Douglass
                                Hall Of Fame
                                • Dec 2005
                                • 12256

                                #315
                                Re: Dusty Baker (and other assorted morons)

                                I think Enrico Fermi had it right.

                                "It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge."
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