2014 Blue Jays

[AC]

Re: 2014 Blue Jays

The playoff projection is down to 21.5 per cent on Fangraphs!

Cue epic rant!

/makes more popcorn.

You know what? **** this ****. **** this *** **** team that I've invested thousands of hours of my ****ing life into. **** watching this team hoping for something positive. **** how this team always gives me a speck of hope and then takes that and crushes it.

I have watched this team for over a decade. Most of my life. ONCE have I had reason for optimism. And then AA balked on Darvish, Latos and Gio's asking prices before blowing $150 MILLION IN SURPLUS VALUE INSTEAD. Who the **** trades for a team of perennially injured players before topping it off by trading two top 20 prospects for a THIRTY EIGHT YEAR OLD? Who the **** EMPLOYS COREY PATTERSON AND JUAN RIVERA? JO JO REYES? Who throws away a cheap good shortstop for an OLDER MORE EXPENSIVE INJURY PRONE ONE? Who throws away a league average young starter for aN OLDER WORSE ONE?

Is ONE sign of positivity too much? Oh wait, yes, it is, because we were too cheap to take on CHRIS ****ING YOUNG'S CONTRACT AT THE DEADLINE.

HOLY ****.












please don't ban me

[AdamJones113]

Re: 2014 Blue Jays

(Don't tell him how we had Dioner Navarro hitting cleanup multiple times.)

[AC]

Re: 2014 Blue Jays

(Don't tell him how we had Dioner Navarro hitting cleanup multiple times.)

Alex Anthopoulos: "We believe Dioner can continue his 2013 offensive production:

Alex Anthopoulos, 5 minutes later: "We probably overpaid for Dioner Navarro"

FO & DIAF AA

[SPTO]

Re: 2014 Blue Jays

#TankForTinnish

I wouldn't be surprised if Melky and Rasmus are gone and we'll be stuck with an OF with zero punch save for a disgruntled Bautista.

[AC]

Re: 2014 Blue Jays

The only reason Melky won't be resigned imo is defense.

2/12 for Colby could be really effective. If not, Aoki pls.

[bhurst99]

Re: 2014 Blue Jays

The only reason Melky won't be resigned imo is defense.

2/12 for Colby could be really effective. If not, Aoki pls.

If they re-sign Colby I will burn down Rogers Centre.

[AC]

Re: 2014 Blue Jays

25% of the reason I want the Blue Jays to resign Colby Rasmus:

He's an effective player that is largely undervalued and will fit in well with our payroll constraints.

25% of the reason I want the Blue Jays to resign Colby Rasmus:



50% of the reason I want the Blue Jays to resign Colby Rasmus:

Epic BHurst rant.

[bhurst99]

Re: 2014 Blue Jays

25% of the reason I want the Blue Jays to resign Colby Rasmus:

He's an effective player that is largely undervalued and will fit in well with our payroll constraints.

25% of the reason I want the Blue Jays to resign Colby Rasmus:



50% of the reason I want the Blue Jays to resign Colby Rasmus:

Epic BHurst rant.

You will definitely get the epic Bhurst rant if they re-sign Colby (104 K in 319 at bats. Holy cow).

He`s making $7 million this year and you know Colby and his dad will want more next year on a multiple year dear. According to dad, he just needs to be in the right situation.

[AdamJones113]

Re: 2014 Blue Jays

You will definitely get the epic Bhurst rant if they re-sign Colby (104 K in 319 at bats. Holy cow).

He`s making $7 million this year and you know Colby and his dad will want more next year on a multiple year dear. According to dad, he just needs to be in the right situation.

Right Situation: AA (or A)

[AC]

Re: 2014 Blue Jays

doesn't understand what's wrong with a .317 wOBA and 97 wRC+ in a year nearly identical to 2012

[AdamJones113]

Re: 2014 Blue Jays

understands what's wrong with striking out 35% of the time, having an OBP of .285 and only driving in 35 runs while putting up negatives in defensive runs saved categories

[AC]

Re: 2014 Blue Jays

doesn't care about RBIs or single-year defensive metrics, instead looks at the outfield market and sees the most efficient move possible is bringing Rasmus back on a pillow contract

[bhurst99]

Re: 2014 Blue Jays

doesn't care about RBIs or single-year defensive metrics, instead looks at the outfield market and sees the most efficient move possible is bringing Rasmus back on a pillow contract

Takes pillow and puts it over Rasmus face while he is sleeping. End of problem.

[AC]

Re: 2014 Blue Jays

Takes pillow and puts it over Rasmus face while he is sleeping. End of problem.

[bhurst99]

Re: 2014 Blue Jays

I`ll be nice about it. I will put the pillow over his head, softly singing: Talkin' 'bout girls, talkin' 'bout trucks.

I`m sure at the last minute he will figure out what is happening. He`ll take the bat he sleeps with and try to take a swing at me.

He will miss.