November Wrap Show:
Dunna nunt.... Dunna nunt....
*Opens with dark screen*
"Hi all it's Erin Andrews reporting here, along side me is Dick Vitale.*
*Lights go on*
DV: We are here today to talk about College Hoops BABY!
EA: Here is a quick rundown of the top 25 going into December.....
1. Memphis
2. Louisville
3. Georgetown
4. North Carolina
5. Kansas
5. Pittsburgh
7. UCLA
8. Tennessee
9. Marquette
10. Michigan State
11. Clemson
12. Kentucky
13. Alabama
14. Ohio State
15. Georgia
16. Virginia
17. Duke
18. California
19. Southern Illinois
20. Vanderbilt
21. Oklahoma State
22. Xavier
23. Illinois
24. Florida State
25. Arkansas
EA: "Who do you like so far Dick?"
DV: "WELL ERIN, I LIKE THE RUN CALIFORNIA IS PUTTING TOGETHER...5-0 SO FAR AND ALL OF THEIR WINS ARE BY DOUBLE DIGITS, LOOK FOR THEM TO MAKE SOME NOISE!"
EA: "Yes they are looking good so far, how about Mid Majors, who should we look out for?"
DV: "WELL OBVIOUSLY THERE IS SOUTHERN ILLINOIS FROM THE MISSOURI VALLEY, BUT I AM GOING TO GO WITH MISSOURI STATE FROM THE SAME CONFERENCE, 4-0 SO FAR WITH A REAL TEST COMING AGAINST ARKANSAS, IF THEY CAN WIN THAT GAME I WOULD SAY THEY COULD LOCK UP AN EARLY LOOK IN AT THE TOURNAMENT THIS YEAR."
EA: *Rubbing ears* "How about the South Dakota State Jacks and their 25 year old coach Dan Baker?"
DV: "WELL ERIN, I KNOW YOU HAVE A THING FOR HIM AFTER COVERING HIM AT EASTERN MICHIGAN, BUT THEY ARE LOOKING HORRENDOUS. THEY COULDN'T COVER ANYONE WITH A BLANKET AND COULDN'T HIT WATER IF THEY FELL OUT OF A BOAT."
EA: *Blushing* "I am not sure what you mean about that first part... Yes, they are struggling on both offense and defense but I remember that first season at Eastern Michigan, struggled all season until late in conference play, maybe it will be a case of the same thing."
EA: Well that wraps up our show, tune in next month for another update.
Dunna nunt.....Dunna nunt
Note: Yes, boys and girls I once again will take dibs on Erin Andrews as I have yet to see any of you do so....Eat your hearts out!
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