"Hiya buddies!"
"Get up outta that bed and wipe that sleep outta your eyes because have we got a story for you. I have here a confirmed report that late last night, our own EIU Panthers have hired an unheralded Jon McGurk to be the head coach of the men's basketball team."
"Jon McWho?"
"Jon McGurk, Head."
"Who the heck is that?"
"I don't know, but we're about to find out. Let's go to the phones. Jon, you there?"
Coach McGurk: "Yes, hello fellas."
Ted: "Hi and welcome to Charleston. Listen, first things first. Who are you?"
Coach McGurk: "Heh, well I've been coaching in DII and DIII schools for about three years now and figured it was about time to step up to DI. EIU was gracious enough to accept me after talking it over with them."
Ted: "So you had more than one school in mind? Why did you decide to stick with us, Coach?"
Coach McGurk: "Yeah, it was either here or Northern Colorado. They have a pretty good center and a decent shooting guard over there but a lot of the rest of the team were upperclassmen. I wanted a chance to jump into a young team right away and give them the opportunity to develop into a team that I think can go farther than they think they can."
Ted: "How far is that, coach?"
Coach McGurk: "Well the last time we've made it into the big tournament was 2001. I'd like to get us back there and maybe do a little damage. I am a very defensive minded coach and believe defense can take any team as far as they want."
Head: "Coach, hi this is Head!"
Coach McGurk: "Uh, hi 'Head.'"
Head: "So what do you like about your team in the small amount of time you've gotten to know them?"
Coach McGurk: "Well, 'Head', like I said before, they're a young, hungry group of guys that want to win. There are a lot of guys not starting that I'm sure will be given plenty of playing time. I also like our size for such a small school. Julio Anthony and Bobby Catchings ought to give opposing shooting guards fits on both ends.
Ted: "Coach how about recruiting. I know it's early but what is going to be your strategy to get the guys you want on your team?"
Coach McGurk: "Well to start I am going to get what I can, but I fully believe in looking outside the border for undiscovered talent.
Ted: Alright, thanks for the time, Coach. We gotta take a break. We'll be right back!
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-Charleston Herald-
Panthers Hire Rookie Coach
In a suprise move, he EIU Panthers have hired unknown Jon McGurk to coach the men's basketball team. An interesting way to start the season, we will have more info for you as the season progresses. Here is the season schedule and starting line up for your EIU Panthers.
11/10 vs. University of Louisiana-Monroe 11/11 vs. UC Riverside 11/12 @ Iowa St. 11/17 @ Depaul 11/21 vs. UW-Green Bay [COLOR=Red]11/25 @ Murray St.[/COLOR] 12/2 vs. Arkansas St. [COLOR=Red]12/7 @ Tennessee Tech 12/9 @ Tennessee St. 12/18 vs. E. Kentucky 12/20 vs. Morehead St.[/COLOR] 12/22 vs. W. Illinois 12/28 @ E. Michigan [COLOR=Red]1/2 vs. Murray St. 1/4 @ SE Missouri 1/6 vs. Austin Peay 1/11 @ Tennessee-Martin 11/13 @ E. Kentucky 11/18 vs. Tennessee Tech 11/20 vs. Tennessee St. 11/27 @ Morehead St. 2/1 vs. Jacksonville St. 2/3 vs. Samford 2/8 @ Austin Peay 2/10 vs. Tennessee-Martin 2/14 vs. SE Missouri 2/22 @ Jacksonville St. 2/24 @ Samford [/COLOR]
Starters PG SO Mike Robinson(66) [5'11" 180lbs] SG JR Julio Anthony(65) [6'4" 190lbs] SF SO Billy Parrish(58) [6'4" 190lbs] PF FR Bobby Jolliff(55) [6'8" 205lbs] C FR Ousmane Cisse(62) [6'8" 250lbs] Bench SG JR Bobby Catchings(65) PG JR Jonitee Willhite(62) SG FR Romain Martin(62) C JR Jake Byrne(54) PF FR Justin Brock(54)
Season Outlook
Who knows? It shouldn't be any worse than our 5-16 season last year. 10 wins? 13 wins? .500? Somewhere around there. Look for Coach McGurk to play everyone everywhere at any time to start out the season to get a feel for his team.
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