HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Sad but most likely true. Doesn't matter anymore though. Best Buy only has it for shipping and since im not 100% all in, I figured that it's better to take a wait and see approach. Plus, as much as I want to play Zelda, it's literally three days after Horizon and four days before Wildlands and Nier so definitely better to wait.
Also, it sounds like in order to charge those Joy Con controllers, you're required to purchase a separate "grip" for $30 that has the USB charging port on it where as the one that comes with the console doesn't. The $300 + $70 for the Pro controller + $48 for Zelda + tax and it's like, UGH.
I really wanted to get back into gaming and loving Nintendo but seriously, they make it so damn difficult, unappealing and expensive. Oh well.

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