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  • Skerik
    Living in this tube
    • Mar 2004
    • 5215

    #1

    Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

    It begins.

    As she attempts to carve a new career for herself as a country singer, the 28-year-old appears to have piled on the pounds over Christmas after she was spotted sporting a heavier frame.
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  • Sancheezy
    Pro
    • Jun 2003
    • 498

    #2
    Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

    Dont like the Mom Jeans
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    • Altimus
      Chelsea, Assemble!
      • Nov 2004
      • 27283

      #3
      Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

      Didn't she say she wanted to show of her rack in a movie months ago? Or was that someone else?

      Unfortunately at this rate, I don't think it is going to happen.

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      • JohnDoe8865
        Hall of Fame
        • Jul 2002
        • 9607

        #4
        Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

        Good god!
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        • ezekiel55
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          • Nov 2003
          • 2156

          #5
          Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

          She's got a FUPA...Romo better whip her back into shape.

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          • DocHolliday
            Farewell and 'ado
            • Oct 2002
            • 4697

            #6
            Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

            Man she went downhill FAST.

            Bummer, her as looked really big.
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            • yamabushi
              MVP
              • Feb 2006
              • 1265

              #7
              Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

              Chunky or not, I have no need to be with a special ed girl.
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              • Cebby
                Banned
                • Apr 2005
                • 22327

                #8
                Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

                As females mature from their late teens and early twenties into their late 20s and early 30s, it is unheard of for them to put on weight.

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                • callmetaternuts
                  All Star
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 7045

                  #9
                  Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

                  Wow, so she went from being a top pop star (i guess) and a kickin body to performing at county fairs and wearing 80's FUPA jeans....... nice career arc.
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                  • DubTrey1
                    MVP
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 1023

                    #10
                    Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

                    Yikes. Maybe she is pregnant>?
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                    • Coug00
                      LOB
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 3476

                      #11
                      Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

                      Originally posted by Cebby
                      As females mature from their late teens and early twenties into their late 20s and early 30s, it is unheard of for them to put on weight.
                      Exactly. And let's just wait till she has some kids.

                      With that said, she needs to fire her stylist.
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                      • ehh
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 28960

                        #12
                        Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

                        She's getting chubby but those are also the least flattering jeans I have ever seen.
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                        • CMH
                          Making you famous
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 26203

                          #13
                          Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

                          The jeans are a bad look and it doesn't help give the press reasons to rag on her.

                          I think she looks fine. Her legs were amazing in those daisy dukes, but her frame was ridiculously skinny in 2005. Good for her to get a bit curvier. I bet that once we see her without those ugly jeans, we'll see that she isn't as fat as the media would have you believe.
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                          • fistofrage
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Aug 2002
                            • 13682

                            #14
                            Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

                            ....Or earn your specialized degree in tv/vcr repair, gun repair, or bookkeeping......


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                            • Marino
                              Moderator
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 18113

                              #15
                              Re: Anybody seen Jessica Simpson lately?

                              I'd still smash that.

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