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[DukeC]

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"Now don't be a Negro, be my *****"

"I ain't nobody's *****"

"Well, you somebody's ***** wearin' that ***** tie"

"Now you bein condescending. Now just move forward and-"

"Now first of all, you're throwin too many big words at me. Okay, now, because i don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale."

"Okay, see, NOW you found yourself a *****. You lookin for a *****? ***** here now."

"This **** just got real!"

"Watch you gonna do?"

"I'm a tell you what? This is what I'm gonna do. You know Luka Perry from Twenty and Twentifith?"

"You ever heard of golden trains *****? Since I was sixteen *****, I'm talking Frosties ***** know what I'm sayin, spoons. We ****ed dwarves in the ***!"

"Now this dwarf here don't gotta be tall to pull the trigga on somebody's face!"

"Lets' go let's go! What!? What?! What!?"

"Welcome to Smart Tech."

"Is this ya boy!?"

"Yeah *****! We will both mash you! What!? Where you at!?

"Hey sir-"

"No no no! He don't need no help! He done been served! I served him! He's taken care of. He's a little slow but he got it. See, what he thought was he could come up here and make the rules. Now he see Jay makes the rules at SmartTech. I run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!"

*Wearin the universal I ain't finna do **** face* "This ya boy?"

"Yeah this my boy we represent the same SmartTech."

"You just got ****ed up with him. Both of you finna get clapped up when I get back. BOTH of ya'll niggas!"

"Wha- What did I do?"

"It don't ****in' matter!"

My thought when I saw the scene: ***** moment + ***** synthesis = Complete Disaster

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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It says 'twist off', TWIST OFF!

I love that scene. Just love it when Jerry yells.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Darling, I don't know how to tell you this, but uh....there's a Chinese family in our bathroom.

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? [points to Kip]
Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

[Blzer]

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Let me get this straight:

You think that your client... one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world... is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands... and your plan is to blackmail this person?

Good luck.

You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? [points to Kip]

I think he points at Napoleon.

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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I think he points at Napoleon.

That's what I thought too. I just copied the quote from IMDB.

[Watson]

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Water? Oh, never touched the stuff. Fish **** in it.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Roses are red, violets are blue... **** you, whore.

[Basketball GURU]

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"Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano the minute he was 76 years old. Joe Louis was always lying about his age. He lied about his age all the time. One time Frank Sinatra came in here and sat in this chair. I said Frank 'you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is Joe Louis?' You know what Frank told me, he said "Hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old." A hundred and thirty-seven years old!"

[Cutter15]

Handbanana, I want you to meet...The Enforcer.

"I want my name to be Spaghetti."

[buckeye02]

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Best movie quote of all time.

Rocky:

Then the time come for you to be your own man and take on the world, and you did. But somewhere along the line, you changed. You stopped being you. You let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you’re no good. And when things got hard, you started looking for something to blame, like a big shadow. Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard ya hit. It’s about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That’s how winning is done! Now if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain’t you! You’re better than that!

[Bellsprout]

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Handbanana, I want you to meet...The Enforcer.

"I want my name to be Spaghetti."

"Tonight.... You."

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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That is *damn* good scotch. I could do a commercial for this stuff. Mmmmm, boy that Hennigans goes down smooth. And afterwords you don't even smell. That's right folks. I just had three shots of Hennigans and I don't smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigans, the no-smell, no-tell scotch.
Say you got a big job interview, and you're a little nervous. Well throw back a couple shots of Hennigans and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time. And because it's odorless, why, it will be our little secret. (singing) h-e-double n...

[OSUFan_88]

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Feed Me A Stray Cat

Pumpkin you're dating an *******

[untrugby]

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There was an alleged incident which you invented. In the same way that if I assert that you sleep with sheep,than it is alleged that you sleep with sheep