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  • Bellsprout
    Hard Times.
    • Oct 2009
    • 25652

    #316
    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

    "If you don't call in a favor to see women in bikinis and assign them numerical grades, what do you call in a favor for?"
    Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
    Originally posted by l3ulvl
    A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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    • ~LiverpoolRed~
      YNWA
      • Dec 2008
      • 10755

      #317
      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

      All right, now here's the lowdown. From a certain connection, I've been able to locate some black market shower heads. They're all made in the former Yugoslavia, and from what I hear the Serbs are fanatic about their showers.

      Not from the footage I've seen.

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      • Fresh Tendrils
        Strike Hard and Fade Away
        • Jul 2002
        • 36131

        #318
        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

        We always used to watch the shows she wanted to watch. I hate Glee.

        - I'm not crazy about Glee either.

        I hate it...I don't understand the appeal at all.



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        • jhogan3132
          OHIO ST8
          • Jan 2005
          • 6942

          #319
          Originally posted by DukeC
          "Now don't be a Negro, be my *****"

          "I ain't nobody's *****"

          "Well, you somebody's ***** wearin' that ***** tie"

          "Now you bein condescending. Now just move forward and-"

          "Now first of all, you're throwin too many big words at me. Okay, now, because i don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect. Watch your mouth and help me with the sale."

          "Okay, see, NOW you found yourself a *****. You lookin for a *****? ***** here now."

          "This **** just got real!"

          "Watch you gonna do?"

          "I'm a tell you what? This is what I'm gonna do. You know Luka Perry from Twenty and Twentifith?"

          "You ever heard of golden trains *****? Since I was sixteen *****, I'm talking Frosties ***** know what I'm sayin, spoons. We ****ed dwarves in the ***!"

          "Now this dwarf here don't gotta be tall to pull the trigga on somebody's face!"

          "Lets' go let's go! What!? What?! What!?"

          "Welcome to Smart Tech."

          "Is this ya boy!?"

          "Yeah *****! We will both mash you! What!? Where you at!?

          "Hey sir-"

          "No no no! He don't need no help! He done been served! I served him! He's taken care of. He's a little slow but he got it. See, what he thought was he could come up here and make the rules. Now he see Jay makes the rules at SmartTech. I run this bitch and now he 'bout to bounce!"

          *Wearin the universal I ain't finna do **** face* "This ya boy?"

          "Yeah this my boy we represent the same SmartTech."

          "You just got ****ed up with him. Both of you finna get clapped up when I get back. BOTH of ya'll niggas!"

          "Wha- What did I do?"

          "It don't ****in' matter!"

          My thought when I saw the scene: ***** moment + ***** synthesis = Complete Disaster
          I'm amazed that you did that word for word.

          Sent from Tapatalk on HTC Evo God Bless America, tOSU, and The New York Football Giants
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          • ~LiverpoolRed~
            YNWA
            • Dec 2008
            • 10755

            #320
            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

            And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

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            • Cutter15
              MVP
              • Oct 2010
              • 1770

              #321
              I dare you to challenge Prince to a game of ball 1 on 1. CHALLENGE 'EM!.......aight?
              Alabama Crimson Tide
              New Orleans Saints
              Kyle Busch #18
              Atlanta Braves
              Southern Miss Golden Eagles

              Twitter

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              • buckeye02
                MVP
                • Jul 2009
                • 4148

                #322
                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                Man, it's the same bull**** they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall "Pink" Floyd wants to do, man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.
                PSN: buckeye02

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                • ~LiverpoolRed~
                  YNWA
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 10755

                  #323
                  Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                  This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have?

                  Four.

                  You're dead, man, you're so dead. Look at the blood stains right there.

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                  • Burns11
                    Greatness Has Arrived
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 7406

                    #324
                    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                    What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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                    • Watson
                      Burrow Club
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 27013

                      #325
                      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                      Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand.
                      And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                      @AdamdotH

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                      • Mabster
                        Crunchy
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 7659

                        #326
                        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                        These pretzels are making me thirsty.
                        Oakland Athletics San Jose Sharks

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                        • Watson
                          Burrow Club
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 27013

                          #327
                          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                          littering and...littering and...littering and....littering and smokin' the reefer
                          And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                          @AdamdotH

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                          • nyj721
                            MVP
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 2258

                            #328
                            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                            Man I got mind control over Debo. He be like "Shut the **** up", I be quiet, but when he leave, I be talkin' again.
                            Originally posted by slickdtc
                            I'd ride his bus, that's all I'm saying.

                            No context needed

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                            • Fresh Tendrils
                              Strike Hard and Fade Away
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 36131

                              #329
                              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                              If I drive for you, you give me a time and a place. I give you a five-minute window, anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours no matter what. I don't sit in while you're running it down; I don't carry a gun... I drive.



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                              • Watson
                                Burrow Club
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 27013

                                #330
                                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                                Not only did we embarrass Marky Mark, we let down the Funky Bunch.
                                And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                                @AdamdotH

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