What have I gotten myself into?!?

[luv_mist]

Re: What have I gotten myself into?!?

didn't you have a child a few months back?

I don't think she popped out the snatch as a teenager.

I believe the rape age is 18, because the joke is 17 is jailbait.

[Court_vision]

Re: What have I gotten myself into?!?

:y4: Ouch... that sucks man.

Yeah...was pretty relieved when we split up and I made it out alive

I met him once. He was riding a motorbike and covered in tats. Only a small guy. I was pretty sure I could handle him in a fight, but he just had that "your body will be found in small pieces at the bottom of a river" look in his eyes...

LOL

It was worth it though. She was a really nice girl. I still email her from time to time. She was born in Hong Kong and used to model there. Really kinky also.

* hopes that my Mrs doesn't read this post as I've neglected to mention this part of my past*

[PlayaHataSupreme]

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10 years isn't too bad. It's not like she's 14. Wait until she's at least 18 before taking this to a 'physical' relationship though.

Don't stress it. I once dated a woman for nearly two years. She was H O T. The hottest woman I ever slept with by far.

She was also married. They were seperated. Legit seperation.

Anyway...I found out after about 2 months with her that her "Ex" was a Chinese Triad.

No BS.

I used to lay there at night and say "what the f.ck was that?!?!? every time I heard even the slightest noise"

She used to say "baby, why are you so edgy?" and we'd have a late night smoke together.

If you want paranoia...try spending the night at the ex of a Triads and smoking...

Graphik shouldn't stress. This aint that bad

Dang........ you and Graphik could write pretty good books based on your lives.......

[cooldude]

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First thing that comes to mind is the Dave Chapelle spoof of R Kelly, I wanna pee on you.

"This is the remix to pissin'"

[Graphik]

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Dang........ you and Graphik could write pretty good books based on your lives.......

I know I can. I was once in a household in a interracial relationship with my white baby mother, her 6'6" 300+ pound brother who dated a weed smoking midget, her mother who was a freak and acted like Roseanne and a best friend who never bathed. You can just imagine the stories that came out of that place.

I was out yesterday, I dwelve more into what I missed in a minute.

[Court_vision]

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I know I can. I was once in a household in a interracial relationship with my white baby mother, her 6'6" 300+ pound brother who dated a weed smoking midget, her mother who was a freak and acted like Roseanne and a best friend who never bathed. You can just imagine the stories that came out of that place.

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You've got me beat bro... a 6'6 guy dating a weed smoking midget. I am honestly lost for words

[Graphik]

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You've got me beat bro... a 6'6 guy dating a weed smoking midget. I am honestly lost for words

I would be scared to death in your situation. I dont know much about Triads except the nonsense that you see in movies and tv shows. Thats enough to make one paranoid. I know you had nightmares of him riding his crotch-rocket through your window and spraying your place up with a uzi.

[Court_vision]

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I would be scared to death in your situation. I dont know much about Triads except the nonsense that you see in movies and tv shows. Thats enough to make one paranoid. I know you had nightmares of him riding his crotch-rocket through your window and spraying your place up with a uzi.

I sure did

The thing was though, he had a girlfriend. So, it's not like he could have been too pissed off with me sleeping with his wife.

He left her.

I met her about three months later.

It's just that I figured a Triad guy likely wouldn't have been seeing the logic in all that...lol

The sex was sensational though. I just couldn't walk away, I'd stay at her places days at a time.

I'm still friends with her nowadays...she's a really, really cool girl.

[Graphik]

Re: What have I gotten myself into?!?

No 18 year old girl who is mature enough to be dating a 27 year old would get upset about him not wanting to go to the prom. I believe this is 100% fact. She should be understanding

If prom is THAT big of a deal to her, then she isn't as mature as you think. Prom is for high school people, if she is so mature that she is dating 27 year olds Im surprised she would even want to go to prom at all.

Alot of this just isn't adding up....I think Graphik knows hes in the wrong but doesn't want to give up a hot girl
EDIT: I see Utexas already came to this same conclusion. Add me to the list.

Put it like this, I know this may be a bogus anology but just think if the roles were slightly reversed. Would if you had a big company picnic or party that you're invited to and most if not all your co-workers were bringing their spouse, partner, etc. Would if my girl told me she did'nt want to go because she would feel out of place for being to young. I would definitely understand but be disappointed at the same time because I would have to 1, bring someone I don't to much care about and 2, constantly make excuses as to why my lady did'nt come with.

I know the scenario is completely diffrent but look at it from that point and you'd see why her being upset could definitely be the case. Nobody said she'd break up with me and I dont really think that'll be the case but thats just a chance I dont want to take. Like I've said before, what most seem to forget is that she's a female first and foremost. From my personal experiences, they tend to have selfish tendencies that no amount of understanding can cure. If she really thought that I would feel awkward and embarressed to go to prom at my age, she would of never asked me to go. And since she did ask me to go, that means she really wants me to go. If I refuse, do you really think she'd just sweep it under the rug and be "understanding"? If any of you guys have ever been in a long term relationship, you'd feel what I'm saying. Maturity has nothing to do with it, this is the "Y" chromosome we're talking about.

[Court_vision]

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If she really thought that I would feel awkward and embarressed to go to prom at my age, she would of never asked me to go. .

You've nailed it there. If I was you, I'd go.

Don't tell anyone how old you are there though...

At 27...spenind a night with dozens of 17 year olds is going to be tough...mentally they're on a different planet.

27 year old with a group of 37 year olds = easy.

With 17 year olds though...tough night ahead

[Graphik]

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You've nailed it there. If I was you, I'd go.

Don't tell anyone how old you are there though...

At 27...spenind a night with dozens of 17 year olds is going to be tough...mentally they're on a different planet.

27 year old with a group of 37 year olds = easy.

With 17 year olds though...tough night ahead

I like to consider myself a versatile dude. I'm usually good at adapting to diffrent crowds. While hanging with a bunch of 17 year olds may be a challenge, I think I can handle it. I wont exactly wild out like they will but I can play it cool enough for them to think I'm closer to their age then futher. A plus is that the school she goes to is extremely diverse. They have black, white, asian, arab-american and hispanics all under one tree. The diversity will be enough for me to slide in unnoticed. If it were an all black school, I'd have problems cause I know how young black teens get down and I would definitely feel out of place. No way in hell will you catch me "Walking it Out" or doing that ghey "Chicken Noodle Soup" dance. I've got enough club experience to where if it turns into one big party, I'll be straight. Truthfully, I dont know how proms go anyway. Somebody fill me in.

[mjb2124]

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Truthfully, I dont know how proms go anyway. Somebody fill me in.

IMO, proms aren't very fun. From my experience...

- Picked up the corsage.
- Got a limo and went around and picked up everyone in the group we went with. Took way too many pictures.
- Junior prom we went out to dinner and then to the dance. Senior prom the dinner was provided for us at the banquet hall.
- Then it was the dance part. Some danced.....most sat around and talked.
- Got back into the limo at the end of the night and went to someone's house for an after party. The after party was the best part of the entire evening.

That's the gist of it. Women love these things, but it really wasn't that much fun IMO.

[TarHeelMan]

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My prom was a blast... Problem was, a Russian friend of mine's uncle had this strip club in Sheepshead Bay, and as a gift to his nephew, the night before our prom, he had us come out to enjoy his club, free... Drinks, lap dances, all that, on the house.... I drank some Russian brew that tasted like Orangina with malt liquor mixed in... Good stuff, went down very smooth... Didn't feel drunk at all... Then it hit me like a runaway locomotive. I woke up back in my man's house, under the kitchen table, with the absolute worst headache I've ever had. I was convinced I had been kidnapped, since I didn't know where I was. It took a while for me to get my bearings and remember the events of the previous evening.

That night, our prom was held at Bentley's, which, at the time, was a happening nightspot in NYC... We partied till about 3, then went to this other chick's house out in Bay Ridge, and continued the festivities there... Good times.

[Graphik]

Re: What have I gotten myself into?!?

IMO, proms aren't very fun. From my experience...

- Picked up the corsage.
- Got a limo and went around and picked up everyone in the group we went with. Took way too many pictures.
- Junior prom we went out to dinner and then to the dance. Senior prom the dinner was provided for us at the banquet hall.
- Then it was the dance part. Some danced.....most sat around and talked.
- Got back into the limo at the end of the night and went to someone's house for an after party. The after party was the best part of the entire evening.

That's the gist of it. Women love these things, but it really wasn't that much fun IMO.

What type of music do they play? Is it like universal party grooves, something that'll make you bust a sweat? Or more like get close and slow dance music?

From what she described of her recent homecoming, their DJ played alot of club music and the kids got their freak on on the floor. But homecoming doesn't require getting dressed in ballroom attire. I dont know how much juking can be done with the females dressed and dolled up. I know they dont wanna sweat their hair out.

[Graphik]

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My prom was a blast... Problem was, a Russian friend of mine's uncle had this strip club in Sheepshead Bay, and as a gift to his nephew, the night before our prom, he had us come out to enjoy his club, free... Drinks, lap dances, all that, on the house.... I drank some Russian brew that tasted like Orangina with malt liquor mixed in... Good stuff, went down very smooth... Didn't feel drunk at all... Then it hit me like a runaway locomotive. I woke up back in my man's house, under the kitchen table, with the absolute worst headache I've ever had. I was convinced I had been kidnapped, since I didn't know where I was. It took a while for me to get my bearings and remember the events of the previous evening.

That night, our prom was held at Bentley's, which, at the time, was a happening nightspot in NYC... We partied till about 3, then went to this other chick's house out in Bay Ridge, and continued the festivities there... Good times.

Now that sounds fun. Like a regular day at the club. Except for the waking up in unfamiliar territory.