There was a family of red-winged blackbirds about 1/4 mile from my house where I grew up, those suckers were aggressive as hell. I used to ride my bike down that road (it was a rural country road), and you had to have your head on a swivel to scare them away, they'll literally dive bomb directly at your head. I had one smash right into the back of my head once, the shock of the incident gave me a bloody nose lol. I give them credit for fearlessly attacking someone 100 times their size, and I discredit myself 100 points for being absolutely terrified of something 100x smaller than me

Seriously, **** those birds. That was scary as ****.

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