Taking-a-dump-in-public-a-phobia

[LingeringRegime]

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No! I will never take a dump in public. I remember when I was a 9 year old kid and was at Mile High Stadium and I had to take a dump really bad. I told my father (who was/is an out and out scumbag) that I had to take a dump. He tells me to just use the public restroom and I say " But dad, those things are dirty!" My bitching about the bathroom goes on for another 10 minutes. He eventually becomes enraged at me because of my constant whining about the bathroom and leaves me at the Stadium by myself.

I was a very shy and reserved kid so naturally I am freaking out because I am stuck in this huge place with no ride home and no dad. I end up pooping my pants because I get so nervous looking for my father. So here I am walking around Mile High with poopy pants searching for my dad. I couldn't locate him and I was too scared to talk to a policeman. So, like the coward that I was, I end up sleeping on a bench with poop in my pants and no coat.

The next day I finally muster up the courage to talk to a policeman. When we get to the station I give him my address and home number. The guy gives me a ride home but when I return I am in for another beating because my dad said that I was the one who got lost and acted immaturely.

Anyways, I couldn't believe that my own dad would just abandon me at the stadium.

Damn man, I feel bad for you. That is some traumatic ish, no pun intended.

[p_rushing]

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So today at work, the bathroom toilets were having a problem. Apparently when one of the stalls was flushed, the other 2 would release water, but since they weren't flushing, it started over flowing after a while. I don't know if anyone happened to be on one of the other toilets, but if they were, you better have finished first. Just another reason not to go in public restrooms.

[famousbanks]

hahahahahaha wtf

[coffeeholic]

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LOL.....I feel your pain, you have two options in this situation, either you sacrifice part of your shirt to open the door or you have to sacrifice a non-essential finger to open the door (like a pinkie) until you can make it to some hand sanitizer.

I've done the pinkie and shirt thing. But then I know my shirt is soiled with who knows what
I think those public rest stops have to be the worst. I had to stop at one to take a whiz once and the toilets were clogged and someone put paper towels in the urinals so they would stop up (sick people). I aborted and went to wash my hands, only to find that the one sink they had there was filled with the infamous Mr.Hanky. What a sad world we live in. I felt sorry for whoever was going to have to clean that up.

[coffeeholic]

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Ya I have to choose my targets wisely...maybe a clean Albertsons or something..I really try not to crap in public.

I've found that alot of Walgreens are not too bad. Most of their craphouses are way in the back and out of the way-most people don't bother going there. As long as they do regular maintenance, they are pretty safe for the most part.

[Brankles]

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Damn man, I feel bad for you. That is some traumatic ish, no pun intended.

Yeah that's horrible.

And is it bad that I laughed at the bolded part?

[LingeringRegime]

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Yeah that's horrible.

And is it bad that I laughed at the bolded part?

[Dork]

this is a bs story. i read the exact same story on another forum a month ago ..he just added the dreamcast in for effect. same exact story and same grammar and terminology. dont give him credit he's a re-gifter.

[av7]

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this is a bs story. i read the exact same story on another forum a month ago ..he just added the dreamcast in for effect. same exact story and same grammar and terminology. dont give him credit he's a re-gifter.

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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Just read the entire thread. A classic read.