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  • TheMatrix31
    RF
    • Jul 2002
    • 52901

    #61
    Re: Taking-a-dump-in-public-a-phobia

    I don't think so. I wish I remember what the thread title was so I could search for it...

    EDIT: http://www.operationsports.com/forum...disasters.html

    Last edited by TheMatrix31; 09-16-2008, 06:48 PM.

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    • RAZRr1275
      All Star
      • Sep 2007
      • 9918

      #62
      Re: Taking-a-dump-in-public-a-phobia

      Originally posted by TheMatrix31
      I don't think so. I wish I remember what the thread title was so I could search for it...

      EDIT: http://www.operationsports.com/forum...disasters.html

      Beat me to it. I was just about to post the thread. Found it because I know that Dave360 was somewhere in it and luckily his posts went back to 2007.
      My latest project - Madden 12 http://www.operationsports.com/forum...post2043231648

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      • Happy29
        All Star
        • Jan 2006
        • 5489

        #63
        Re: Taking-a-dump-in-public-a-phobia

        A few years ago me and a friend of mine went to Talladega the fall race of 04. (Junior Won) It was on Saturday went to cup ptactice and the Arca Race, I left a Hershey chcolate bar on the arm rest in my Mustang. Well it was all liquid when we got back to the car and the Port A Pot was close to where I parked so I opened the candy and smeered it all over the seat, floor, and inside door handle. It really looked like someones stomach wasnt agreeing with them at all. We sat there for a hour or so and just watched peoples reactions. It was one of the funniest things I've seen.
        “Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.”
        Benjamin Franklin

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        • vinny
          MVP
          • Jun 2004
          • 2738

          #64
          Re: Taking-a-dump-in-public-a-phobia

          That's too good.

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          • The C
            Banned
            • Apr 2005
            • 7538

            #65
            Re: Taking-a-dump-in-public-a-phobia

            Originally posted by Adam Dayton
            Its so funny, when I was taking an 8 o clock math course this summer and had to dump, there would always be at least one person taking a dump in each floor of the building using my strategy (Its early as hell and barely anyone is in the building, I am straight). I began to really despise those people. There is something really funny about parking your car in an empty lot, walking around campus seeing noone but the occasional lawn maintence people, walking aroudn a deserted hall at 7:35 in the morning, entering the bathroom to dump, looking under the stall...... and seeing feet.
            ???????????????????????????????? This has thrown me through so many loops. If I don't get an explanation, I'll probably kill myself with my suicide note just repeating

            I am straight I am straight I am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straight

            My parents and the police will think I was a closeted homosexual who couldn't deal with my own sexuality.

            I don't want my father standing over my casket and saying "I love my dead, gay son".

            Please explain this

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            • Tha_Kid
              All Star
              • Oct 2002
              • 6550

              #66
              Re: Taking-a-dump-in-public-a-phobia

              Ah this reminds of me of high school, countless times i suffered due to an absolute "i'll die first" attitude towards using those bathrooms. It wasn't until Jr or Sr year that I found out about the bathroom in the nurse's office. Clean, solo and rarest of all: a door (and it locked!). After that anytime I wasn't feeling like I was going to make it, I started pretending to be sick (not much of a stretch if things were getting to that point)
              Last edited by Tha_Kid; 09-17-2008, 12:07 AM.

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              • Tha_Kid
                All Star
                • Oct 2002
                • 6550

                #67
                Re: Taking-a-dump-in-public-a-phobia

                Originally posted by The C
                ???????????????????????????????? This has thrown me through so many loops. If I don't get an explanation, I'll probably kill myself with my suicide note just repeating

                I am straight I am straight I am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straightI am straight

                My parents and the police will think I was a closeted homosexual who couldn't deal with my own sexuality.

                I don't want my father standing over my casket and saying "I love my dead, gay son".

                Please explain this
                ???

                "I am straight" = "I am in the clear" = "i'm good to go" , etc.

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                • ifiok25
                  MVP
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 3509

                  #68
                  Re: Taking-a-dump-in-public-a-phobia

                  I usually do it at work, but when the bathroom is empty. It's just a urinal and regular toilet. So when I have to push carts, I might just go to the bathroom for like 5 minutes or so and take a crap. It's worse after I've eaten lunch at work and get strange stomach cramps.

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                  • dkgojackets
                    Banned
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 13816

                    #69
                    Re: Taking-a-dump-in-public-a-phobia

                    Originally posted by Tha_Kid
                    ???

                    "I am straight" = "I am in the clear" = "i'm good to go" , etc.
                    the c must regularly have homesexuality on his mind

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                    • SuperBowlNachos
                      All Star
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 10218

                      #70
                      Re: Taking-a-dump-in-public-a-phobia

                      I have a bigger problem peeing in a crowded bathroom than crapping. In 06 I went to Texas vs TX Tech and had to try and pee with someone almost touching me.

                      Pooped every day at my job in wal mart, they are pretty good about keeping it clean especially if you go to the back. I just put down a few layers of TP first

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                      • illinifan91
                        Rookie
                        • Jul 2007
                        • 25

                        #71
                        Re: Taking-a-dump-in-public-a-phobia

                        I usually try to avoid public restrooms for #2 but if i have to go i have to go. I dont care if it is dirty for #1 im still standing although it is gross. Something about Hotels make me crap though. Which i know is weird and kinda random but its not my toilet. I went to Orlando for 7 days and took 13 craps. It was amazing.

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                        • Phobia
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 11623

                          #72
                          Re: Taking-a-dump-in-public-a-phobia

                          Someone said Phobia

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                          • psufan
                            We are...
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 1950

                            #73
                            Re: Taking-a-dump-in-public-a-phobia

                            Originally posted by olliethebum85
                            I have a bigger problem peeing in a crowded bathroom than crapping. In 06 I went to Texas vs TX Tech and had to try and pee with someone almost touching me.

                            Pooped every day at my job in wal mart, they are pretty good about keeping it clean especially if you go to the back. I just put down a few layers of TP first
                            I'm the same way about peeing especially at sporting events, like you mentioned, and after a movie.

                            I remember in elementary school I wouldn't even pee in the bathroom. Once middle school hit, I was able to go. I never went #2 at school until college. I had the luxury of living very close to school so I would just drive home and go and no one would ever know.
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                            • Bird006
                              MVP
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 961

                              #74
                              Re: Taking-a-dump-in-public-a-phobia

                              I gotta bump this because of what happened the other night.


                              I was hungover and I went for supper at a cookhouse with my family and girlfriend. I hammered down a plate of nachos, and then by the time the meal came I felt my stomache going to war. I tried fighting it, lost, excused myself and paid a visit to the toilet.

                              The bathroom only had two stalls and they were next to each other, and there was already a dude in the second one. I couldn't hold it in, so I whipped down my pants, sat down and unleashed the fury.

                              Buddy beside me starts laughing. So if that wasn't awkward enough, he answers back, starts grunting and lets out a bomb. Then proceeds to say, "Hey, I just sunk your battle****." Then began to laugh.

                              I pushed once more, wiped, washed and peaced.
                              Last edited by Bird006; 01-05-2009, 04:09 PM.

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                              • Brandwin
                                Hall Of Fame
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 30621

                                #75
                                Re: Taking-a-dump-in-public-a-phobia

                                Originally posted by Bird006
                                I gotta bump this because of what happened the other night.


                                I was hungover and I went for supper at a cookhouse with my family and girlfriend. I hammered down a plate of nachos, and then by the time the meal came I felt my stomache going to war. I tried fighting it, lost, and excused myself and paid a visit to the toilet.

                                The bathroom only had two stalls and they were next to each other, and there was already a dude in the second one. I couldn't hold it in, so I whipped down my pants, sat down and unleashed the fury.

                                Buddy beside me starts laughing. So if that wasn't awkward enough, he answers back, starts grunting and lets out a bomb. Then proceeds to say, "Hey, I just sunk your battle****." Then began to laugh.

                                I pushed once more, wiped, washed and peaced.

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