Taking-a-dump-in-public-a-phobia

[RAZRr1275]

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. Just gotta make a toilet paper *** gasket on the seat.

If I do HAVE to use the bathroom in public that's what I do.

[countryboy]

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Unless its a dire need, I will not use a public restroom to do #2. If I have to, then I line the toilet seat with TP and then do my business.

[mgoblue]

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My work has a single toilet area separated by a door, so I don't mind using that, it's very clean and private....Otherwise I prefer going at home unless I really have to go.

[MassNole]

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I will only go at home, period.

[R3BeL]

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I do the whole toilet paper gasket thingy, too. Call me immature, but if I'm in a public restroom and some dude comes in and starts to have problems, with the grunts and noises, I lose it. I literally LOL.

[gta95]

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I only take the Browns to the Super Bowl [(C) countryboy] on my home throne.

[SqueakyD]

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I also hate public dumping, especially at my work where you can hear the splash from the dump due to the rest room being in the middle of our floor

Yeah, I have the same concern... I believe the best way to tackle this (especially with restrooms w/ multiple toilets) is to have music or a radio going in the restroom. Someone should go about inventing a public restroom jukebox.

[jim416]

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Definitely THREAD OF THE YEAR nominee.

Oh.....and thank you for sharing, lol.

[Brankles]

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I do the whole toilet paper gasket thingy, too. Call me immature, but if I'm in a public restroom and some dude comes in and starts to have problems, with the grunts and noises, I lose it. I literally LOL.

Which brings up another point... what kind of person makes noises with their mouth while on the toilet? Maybe I just don't have doo doo problems... but I've never had the urge to let out groans and yells when I'm dropping the kids off at the pool.

[Vince]

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I will only go at home, period.

Same.

Never deuced in publie toilet's and don't plan on ever doing so.

[Hassan Darkside]

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I also refuse to take a numero dos in public. The only time I do here at college is when I don't think anyone is around in our dorm. But I'm in a suite and we only have 6 people in it so I can usually get 10 minutes of peace. But those rare moments when I'm in and someone else walks in to drop a deuce as well I immediately end my dump and peace out. Last year I would wait until 3 am if I had to or I would go to sleep and wake up real early to go. But at home I will NEVER go in public. I've had times where I got hit with "the rhea" and felt it in my stomach and the burn in my backside but refused to go put the fire out.

[callmetaternuts]

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I used to be in the "Only go at home" crowd, but when you either A) are about to dump your pants or B) you travel for work and are out of town alot, you learn to just suck it up and go. Now, i wont go in gross places like a McDonalds or anything, but you can always find decent places.

Try stopping at a hotel on the road, or a nicer restaraunt. But when nature calls, you gotta go. If your stomach gives you that "you have 30 seconds to find a toilet" feeling, you either find a toilet , or go buy new shorts

[av7]

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I used to avoid it at all costs but work has somewhat made it easier

On campus, where my classes are, I try to avoid because its 1 stall, 1 urinal and a sink so it feels too public

This thread is why I love OS lol

[baumy300]

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I could never do it in school. I just couldn't.

I used to hold it all the time as a kid and just wait until I got home. Hell, I still do.

[fistofrage]

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I too try to avoid it all costs. I never went at school all the way through high school. The stalls had no doors on them and in the locker room, there weren't even stalls. just a few toilets out in the open. No chance there.

Then in college I lived in a dorm with community bathrooms. It was awkward at first, but you got to recognize people by their shoes. It wasn't uncommon to be carrying on a conversation with the dude next to you. Of course it wasn't uncommon to get a trash can of snow dumped on you when you were pooping either, so I became an early morning guy to avoid the shenanigans.

Go down to the cafeteria eat a giant stack of french toast sticks and sausage or bacon at 6:30, grab the student newspaper and pooped in peace head out to class. Everyone else was laying in bed with a hangover. The other good time was 10:30, almost everyone started their first class at 10am.