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  • Acid
    Mr. Brightside
    • May 2003
    • 16954

    #736
    Re: OS Off Topic 2009

    Originally posted by Husker_OS
    ****ing aye.




    Just had this convo through text message with my ex...

    Her: Is it going to be raining in the morning?
    Me: Yeah, 100% chance of rain all day tomorrow
    Her: If its raining like this in the morning, will you ride with me to the airport?
    Me: Yeah, sure.


    One little detail to add...she's carrying her dad to the airport. So, an hour long car ride with my ex and her dad whom I've never met to the airport plus an hour ride back just me and her...something like this is how we got back together in the first place.


    And one more little detail, I asked her yesterday about the idea of us being good friends as opposed to not even talking anymore since we aren't ''together''. She said she'd have to think about it since we couldn't do that the first time and ended up getting back together.


    I hope to go tomorrow though, I've got a $50 Best Buy gift card and the closest one to me isn't far from the airport.
    I'm completely stupid when it comes to chicks and I do some ridiculously dumb things when it comes to girls.

    But even I find this absurd.
    Blind to this impending fate
    We let the world carry our weight
    It's back breaks with every mile
    But we all live in denial

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    • ezekiel55
      Th*s F*c* C*sh*s Ch*cks
      • Nov 2003
      • 2156

      #737
      Re: OS Off Topic 2009

      Originally posted by auburntigersfan
      warning: don't watch this if you are easily offended or a feminist.

      They're both hilarious.




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      Ha, the second I read your post I knew what song it was gonna be....funny stuff.

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      • Cebby
        Banned
        • Apr 2005
        • 22327

        #738
        Re: OS Off Topic 2009

        Originally posted by Husker_OS
        Just because she's an ex doesn't mean we won't have sex anymore. Post break-up sex is hard to top.
        So how is this going to work? You're going to bang her in the back seat while her dad drives?

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        • Cebby
          Banned
          • Apr 2005
          • 22327

          #739
          Re: OS Off Topic 2009

          Originally posted by auburntigersfan
          warning: don't watch this if you are easily offended or a feminist.

          They're both hilarious.




          Best songs ever.
          Welcome to several months ago.

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          • Acid
            Mr. Brightside
            • May 2003
            • 16954

            #740
            Re: OS Off Topic 2009

            Originally posted by Cebby
            So how is this going to work? You're going to bang her in the back seat while her dad drives?
            "Have fun on your flight, sir. I'm going to go get some road head from your daughter. Kthxbye!"
            Blind to this impending fate
            We let the world carry our weight
            It's back breaks with every mile
            But we all live in denial

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            • auburntigersfan
              Release the Kirchen
              • Aug 2006
              • 4737

              #741
              Re: OS Off Topic 2009

              Originally posted by Cebby
              Welcome to several months ago.
              I figured it was pretty old, but it's still funny.
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              • ChubbyBanana
                Don't Trust Influencers
                • Oct 2003
                • 7071

                #742
                Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                Originally posted by Acid
                "Have fun on your flight, sir. I'm going to go get some road head from your daughter. Kthxbye!"
                It wouldn't be the off-topic thread without mentioning auto fellatio would it?
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                • Husker_OS
                  Champs
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 21459

                  #743
                  Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                  Originally posted by Cebby
                  So how is this going to work? You're going to bang her in the back seat while her dad drives?


                  Hell no.




                  Behind the back seat in I guess what you would call the trunk, since its an SUV and doesn't really have a trunk.
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                  • Cebby
                    Banned
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 22327

                    #744
                    Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                    Originally posted by Husker_OS
                    Hell no.




                    Behind the back seat in I guess what you would call the trunk, since its an SUV and doesn't really have a trunk.
                    You should detail your sexual experiences with her to her dad. Then bail out of the vehicle.

                    That's what a true baller would do

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                    • Husker_OS
                      Champs
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 21459

                      #745
                      Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                      Originally posted by Cebby
                      You should detail your sexual experiences with her to her dad. Then bail out of the vehicle.

                      That's what a true baller would do


                      Why would I bail out? He'll be impressed and demand I marry his daughter on the spot. In fact, we'll probably go to the nearest liquor store and he'll purchase of 1/5 of Johnnie Walker Blue Label for me.
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                      • DTX3
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 13022

                        #746
                        Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                        Originally posted by Husker_OS
                        ****ing aye.




                        Just had this convo through text message with my ex...

                        Her: Is it going to be raining in the morning?
                        Me: Yeah, 100% chance of rain all day tomorrow
                        Her: If its raining like this in the morning, will you ride with me to the airport?
                        Me: Yeah, sure.


                        One little detail to add...she's carrying her dad to the airport. So, an hour long car ride with my ex and her dad whom I've never met to the airport plus an hour ride back just me and her...something like this is how we got back together in the first place.


                        And one more little detail, I asked her yesterday about the idea of us being good friends as opposed to not even talking anymore since we aren't ''together''. She said she'd have to think about it since we couldn't do that the first time and ended up getting back together.


                        I hope to go tomorrow though, I've got a $50 Best Buy gift card and the closest one to me isn't far from the airport.
                        Sorry, but I have to give you a huge L for this one.
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                        • Cebby
                          Banned
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 22327

                          #747
                          Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                          Originally posted by Husker_OS
                          Why would I bail out? He'll be impressed and demand I marry his daughter on the spot. In fact, we'll probably go to the nearest liquor store and he'll purchase of 1/5 of Johnnie Walker Blue Label for me.
                          Rarely are fathers impressed by their daughter's long haired lover's sexual conquests.

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                          • Acid
                            Mr. Brightside
                            • May 2003
                            • 16954

                            #748
                            Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                            Originally posted by Cebby
                            Rarely are fathers impressed by their daughter's long haired lover's sexual conquests.
                            Blind to this impending fate
                            We let the world carry our weight
                            It's back breaks with every mile
                            But we all live in denial

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                            • bjf1377
                              Lurker
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 6620

                              #749
                              Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                              750 posts in 5 days....geez

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                              • headrulz101
                                MVP
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 2045

                                #750
                                Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                                Originally posted by auburntigersfan
                                warning: don't watch this if you are easily offended or a feminist.

                                They're both hilarious.




                                Best songs ever.
                                This guy is awesome. He went to the same college as me (though I only stayed two semesters), and everyone loved his work. Glad his stuff is floating around the net.
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