OS Off Topic 2009

[ThreeKing]

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This guy is awesome. He went to the same college as me (though I only stayed two semesters), and everyone loved his work. Glad his stuff is floating around the net.

2 + 2 = vagina

[Bird006]

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[ezekiel55]

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I'm in a tornado

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I love Odenkirk...this is good stuff as well.

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[Marino]

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60 beers in 3 days between 3 people....good times.

[callmetaternuts]

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J.D.- "Chocolate bear, are you nude right now?"
Turk- "Yeah, how'd you know?"
J.D.- "Your voice is always higher when you're nude"
Turk- "That's true!"
Dr. Cox- "Its not weird at all that you know that.."

Turk: Im just kidding "High Five"
JD: Up High"
JD "Down Low"
Turk: Um, i dont really like down low"

****ing aye.




Just had this convo through text message with my ex...

Her: Is it going to be raining in the morning?
Me: Yeah, 100% chance of rain all day tomorrow
Her: If its raining like this in the morning, will you ride with me to the airport?
Me: Yeah, sure.


One little detail to add...she's carrying her dad to the airport. So, an hour long car ride with my ex and her dad whom I've never met to the airport plus an hour ride back just me and her...something like this is how we got back together in the first place.


And one more little detail, I asked her yesterday about the idea of us being good friends as opposed to not even talking anymore since we aren't ''together''. She said she'd have to think about it since we couldn't do that the first time and ended up getting back together.


I hope to go tomorrow though, I've got a $50 Best Buy gift card and the closest one to me isn't far from the airport.

Dude, dont subject yourself to it man. You are just gonna make it worse

[callmetaternuts]

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Why would I bail out? He'll be impressed and demand I marry his daughter on the spot. In fact, we'll probably go to the nearest liquor store and he'll purchase of 1/5 of Johnnie Walker Blue Label for me.

Rarely are fathers impressed by their daughter's long haired lover's sexual conquests.

I dont even know what to say about this. Youre gonna sit there with a dude who you have met (good ole dad) and drive to the airport with her after she left you an f-n text message to end it?

[callmetaternuts]

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Alright guys, im out for tonight. Ill be back in the AM to respond back to the magic i missed, including a drunk JJ post, Acid quoting HIMYM, Husker talking about this chick, and Cebby and The C coming in with random stuff

[Acid]

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Alright guys, im out for tonight. Ill be back in the AM to respond back to the magic i missed, including a drunk JJ post, Acid quoting HIMYM, Husker talking about this chick, and Cebby and The C coming in with random stuff

It's going to be legen.....wait for it....and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!

[Marino]

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Ugh classes start in two days. Not ready to go back to school.

[TheMatrix31]

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It's going to be legen.....wait for it....and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!

That was so terrible.

[baumy300]

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You know you have won at life when you get to not only carry this around, but get paid for doing it as well:

[headrulz101]

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You know you have won at life when you get to not only carry this around, but get paid for doing it as well:

That's f'in awesome man!

[stewaat]

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You know you have won at life when you get to not only carry this around, but get paid for doing it as well:

I'm aroused

Oh and Husker pics of the immature sloot or STFU about said sloot.

[J-Unit40]

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2 + 2 = vagina

I know. That is just hilarious.

[baumy300]

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That's f'in awesome man!

Thanks. It's not actually mine as far as ownership goes, but it is great to still have it around.

pics of the immature sloot

I agree. Husker, don't hold out on us. We can photoshop weird things next to her to make you feel better.