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  • ProjectRipCity
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    • Aug 2008
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    #16
    Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

    He probably watched porn.

    That's what happened to me.

    I was playin with myself when I was 8 because I wanted to be older lol.

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    • oakfan162
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      • Mar 2006
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      #17
      Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

      Call into Loveline, or better yet, email Adam Carolla and he'll answer it on his podcast.

      And this thread has EPIC written all over it.
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      • csuf559
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        • Nov 2008
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        #18
        Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

        Originally posted by oakfan162
        Call into Loveline, or better yet, email Adam Carolla and he'll answer it on his podcast.

        And this thread has EPIC written all over it.
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        at this thread
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        • Blzer
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          • Mar 2004
          • 42552

          #19
          Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

          Tell him the ol' myth that you'll grow hair on your palms if you do that. I mean don't bring it up as if you are saying that you caught him.

          Speaking of which, you might want to check your browser's history...

          EDIT: Oh, I see you already talked to him.

          I think I was 15 when I first did it, but I recall days when I was a kid of just sticking my hand in my pocket and fumbling it around like it was my keys. I wouldn't do it in public, but it would probably be because I had to go to the bathroom or something.
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          • Whitesox
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            • Mar 2009
            • 5287

            #20
            Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

            Originally posted by Blzer
            Tell him the ol' myth that you'll grow hair on your palms if you do that. I mean don't bring it up as if you are saying that you caught him.

            Speaking of which, you might want to check your browser's history...

            EDIT: Oh, I see you already talked to him.

            I think I was 15 when I first did it, but I recall days when I was a kid of just sticking my hand in my pocket and fumbling it around like it was my keys. I wouldn't do it in public, but it would probably be because I had to go to the bathroom or something.
            That. He probably stumbled upon some porn.
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            • Scottdau
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              • Feb 2003
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              #21
              Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

              Was he touch playing with it or really playing with it. It is normal, they are just curious. My son is 7 and he showed his penis to 2 girls already. Yeah I know that is bad, but the girls ask to see and they showed him theirs first. So it happens. I would make a real big deal about this. I would tell him that he should never do that in pubic and that he might want to stop playing with it too much. Basically don't trip. If he is doing this in public, at the Dinner table or at school You have nothing to worry about. And guys I am pretty sure you guys playing with Mr. Willie even at a young age. Maybe not like you do now. But I pretty sure you guys grab and jerk it a little bit!

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              • Blzer
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                • Mar 2004
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                #22
                Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

                Originally posted by Scottdau
                My son is 7 and he showed his penis to 2 girls already. Yeah I know that is bad, but the girls ask to see and they showed him theirs first.
                The girls showed him their penises first?
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                • Scottdau
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                  • Feb 2003
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                  #23
                  Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

                  Originally posted by Scottdau
                  Was he touch playing with it or really playing with it. It is normal, they are just curious. My son is 7 and he showed his penis to 2 girls already. Yeah I know that is bad, but the girls ask to see and they showed him theirs first. So it happens. I would make a real big deal about this. I would tell him that he should never do that in pubic and that he might want to stop playing with it too much. Basically don't trip. If he is doing this in public, at the Dinner table or at school You have nothing to worry about. And guys I am pretty sure you guys playing with Mr. Willie even at a young age. Maybe not like you do now. But I pretty sure you guys grab and jerk it a little bit!
                  Originally posted by Blzer
                  The girls showed him their penises first?
                  No, but how else can you word that better. I am not going to say their parts.

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                  • Blzer
                    Resident film pundit
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 42552

                    #24
                    Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

                    Originally posted by Scottdau
                    No, but how else can you word that better. I am not going to say their parts.
                    Say it like Peter does:



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                    • trobinson97
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                      • Oct 2004
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                      #25
                      Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

                      He told me it was just something he picked up himself. He didn't see anybody else doing it and nobody told him about it, he made the discovery himself. And yes, he was really playing with it. When I went back there, he was lying in the bed on his stomach, hand deep inside the boxers and he was moving in a side to side motion with his hips while working his hand. Sweat was beading up on his forehead, it wasn't just a casual fiddle. There was intent lol.

                      I know eventually he's gonna find a way to do it if he wants to, I just don't wanna see it anymore. Gonna have to start banging pots and pans while I'm walking around the house so he knows I'm coming.
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                      • MMMonty
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                        • Jul 2008
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                        #26
                        Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

                        Wow, I'm not married and I don't have kids, but this just makes me not look forward to some of the awkward moments I'm going to have when I have kids. Either way, he just needs to know that he needs to keep his "horomones" in check and to not do anything dumb with any little girls. I'm going to go ahead and guess that you don't want to get an angry phone call from a principal...
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                        • Stumbleweed
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                          • Oct 2006
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                          #27
                          Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

                          Originally posted by trobinson97
                          He told me it was just something he picked up himself. He didn't see anybody else doing it and nobody told him about it, he made the discovery himself. And yes, he was really playing with it. When I went back there, he was lying in the bed on his stomach, hand deep inside the boxers and he was moving in a side to side motion with his hips while working his hand. Sweat was beading up on his forehead, it wasn't just a casual fiddle. There was intent lol.

                          I know eventually he's gonna find a way to do it if he wants to, I just don't wanna see it anymore. Gonna have to start banging pots and pans while I'm walking around the house so he knows I'm coming.
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                          • KG
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                            #28
                            Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

                            Originally posted by trobinson97
                            He told me it was just something he picked up himself. He didn't see anybody else doing it and nobody told him about it, he made the discovery himself. And yes, he was really playing with it. When I went back there, he was lying in the bed on his stomach, hand deep inside the boxers and he was moving in a side to side motion with his hips while working his hand. Sweat was beading up on his forehead, it wasn't just a casual fiddle. There was intent lol.

                            I know eventually he's gonna find a way to do it if he wants to, I just don't wanna see it anymore. Gonna have to start banging pots and pans while I'm walking around the house so he knows I'm coming.
                            I hate to laugh at a serious situation but those 2 lines had me dying laughing.

                            Just out of curiosity. Are you more concerned with:
                            1. The fact that he's doing this at an early age?
                            2. The fact that you walked in on him doing it and making you feel uncomfortable?
                            3. Both?
                            Also, I don't know if you're married or not but what did your wife/gf/his mom say?
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                            • Da_Czar
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                              • Jul 2002
                              • 5408

                              #29
                              Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

                              Originally posted by trobinson97
                              Man I was like 14-15 years old when I started, it had just never occured to me before then even though I called myself trying to "get some" before that. It was to Hilary from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I was like the one guy who said he thought he broke something. I thought my joint was gonna explode, well it did in a way but I was thinking I was gonna walk away with a bodily injury.

                              I just talked to him and his brother about it though. I think he gets it. I told him it was a natural thing for boys to do, and that I, his uncles and even his granddad did it at some point. At the same time though, I told him it wasn't a toy and unless he's peeing or bathing to try and keep his hands off of it for the time being. He'll have plenty of time for that later. Plenty of it.
                              That was a cool dad speech... I will start mine off with. A good friend of mine trob97..then copy and paste ... Well done Sir !!!

                              Oh and for the record your description

                              "When I went back there, he was lying in the bed on his stomach, hand deep inside the boxers and he was moving in a side to side motion with his hips while working his hand. Sweat was beading up on his forehead, it wasn't just a casual fiddle. There was intent lol."


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                              • Jgainsey
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                                • Mar 2007
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                                #30
                                Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

                                Aww man, this is brutal, yet hilarious..

                                I know this is pointing out the obvious, but the problem here is that 7 year olds really don't have any shame yet. His basically still in little kid mode. If he were a few years older he'd probably at least have a hunch that says, "hmm...this probably isn't something I should let anyone else see me doing".

                                I dunno man, I probably wouldn't tell him straight up that he can't jerk it. I would just tell him that it really isn't something he should be doing, and it's definitely something that you don't want other people seeing you do... like your Dad, lol.

                                It probably wouldn't be a bad idea to bump the sex talk up a few years. This kid is obviously getting a head start.
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