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  • Stumbleweed
    Livin' the dream
    • Oct 2006
    • 6279

    #46
    Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

    Originally posted by DookieMowf
    She should have licked your hands clean.

    Haha, wow... crossing some kind of line there, even for Dookie.
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    • ehh
      Hall Of Fame
      • Mar 2003
      • 28962

      #47
      Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

      I'm not gonna lie, I saw my first porn before I had ever jerked it. I didn't know how the whole thing worked, so I took a lil zip lock back and dipped my 3rd leg into while I was watching the vid in case something unexpected happened so I wouldn't make a mess.

      Ah, to be young and clueless.
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      • ProjectRipCity
        Banned
        • Aug 2008
        • 2395

        #48
        Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

        Originally posted by DookieMowf
        She should have licked your hands clean.
        Wow that's so gross lol.

        She was my older sister. She was 16 and I was 11

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        • Gibbz
          All Star
          • Aug 2005
          • 8240

          #49
          Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

          Originally posted by ehh

          Ah, to be young and clueless.
          Exactly. I remember my first porn I kept running into the bathroom and trying to piss. I didn't know what the hell was going on down there.

          It was all downhill from there.

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          • djordan
            MVP
            • Nov 2005
            • 3052

            #50
            Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

            LMAO........!!!
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            • ProjectRipCity
              Banned
              • Aug 2008
              • 2395

              #51
              Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

              Originally posted by gibbzilla558
              Exactly. I remember my first porn I kept running into the bathroom and trying to piss. I didn't know what the hell was going on down there.

              It was all downhill from there.
              haha me too. I had a frozen laffy taffy once and I ended up practicing on my teddy bear. I swear to god I am not lying.

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              • bgeno
                MVP
                • Jun 2003
                • 4321

                #52
                Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

                Originally posted by ProjectRipCity
                Wow that's so gross lol.

                She was my older sister. She was 16 and I was 11
                hahaha... so she had a pretty good idea of what was happening? That's funny.


                I remember when I first realized I could do it, I would sit in my room and do my thing, but I had trouble telling whether I was going to "go" or whether I was going to pee... lol... so I'd have a garbage can near, and I actually peed in the garbage can a time or two and had to dump it out my window.

                I can still remember the first "movie" that made me go--Illicit Lovers. It was on Skinemax one night.
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                How many brothers does Sub-zero running around in his clothing? No one can seem to kill the right one.

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                • Blzer
                  Resident film pundit
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 42557

                  #53
                  Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

                  Originally posted by bgeno
                  I remember when I first realized I could do it, I would sit in my room and do my thing, but I had trouble telling whether I was going to "go" or whether I was going to pee... lol... so I'd have a garbage can near, and I actually peed in the garbage can a time or two and had to dump it out my window.


                  I mean one actually feels good before you "go."

                  Oh man, this thread is priceless!
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                  • OSUFan_88
                    Outback Jesus
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 25642

                    #54
                    Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

                    Originally posted by DookieMowf
                    She should have licked your hands clean.
                    You won most uncomfortable post of this thread. YOU'RE THE WIENER!

                    I remember the first Palmula Handerson moment...it was watching Trish Stratus...Some sort of bikini contest on RAW. I put a pillow over to hide my pants tent and asked my brother about it later. When I found out how the deed was done, my life was never the same.

                    God, I loved 6th grade...
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                    • CaptainZombie
                      Brains
                      • Jul 2003
                      • 37851

                      #55
                      Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

                      Now this is a classic thread, and of course Dookie has to throw in his crazy comment. LOL!

                      I have 2 boys, 5 and 5 months and I don't want to think of them doing their business when they get a few years older. I had my son sometimes telling me that it hurt when he had an erection for the first time and asking me questions why it happens. I tried the best way to explain this to him, especially at the time when he was only a few years old.

                      Trob, it's those RPG's man that are getting him excited. LOL!
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                      • Dame
                        Sweettouch
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 1246

                        #56
                        Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

                        classic thread this should be placed in the OS hall of fame
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                        • Bolts_26
                          MVP
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 2653

                          #57
                          Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

                          Originally posted by sweettouch
                          classic thread this should be placed in the OS hall of fame
                          Without a doubt

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                          • ProjectRipCity
                            Banned
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 2395

                            #58
                            Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

                            Originally posted by bgeno
                            hahaha... so she had a pretty good idea of what was happening? That's funny.


                            I remember when I first realized I could do it, I would sit in my room and do my thing, but I had trouble telling whether I was going to "go" or whether I was going to pee... lol... so I'd have a garbage can near, and I actually peed in the garbage can a time or two and had to dump it out my window.

                            I can still remember the first "movie" that made me go--Illicit Lovers. It was on Skinemax one night.
                            Well she was 16...After 2000 it seems like even 14 year olds know everything about everything.

                            That garbage can thing is hilarious lol. "Had to dump it out the window" LOL!

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                            • trobinson97
                              Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 16366

                              #59
                              Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

                              Originally posted by DookieMowf
                              She should have licked your hands clean.
                              Originally posted by ProjectRipCity
                              haha me too. I had a frozen laffy taffy once and I ended up practicing on my teddy bear. I swear to god I am not lying.
                              Originally posted by bgeno
                              I remember when I first realized I could do it, I would sit in my room and do my thing, but I had trouble telling whether I was going to "go" or whether I was going to pee... lol... so I'd have a garbage can near, and I actually peed in the garbage can a time or two and had to dump it out my window.
                              Now see, y'all just plain nasty.
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                              • ILLCHILL
                                MVP
                                • Feb 2004
                                • 2820

                                #60
                                Re: Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

                                Hmmm...can we make this thread a 'sticky'?

                                Pun intended!

                                Thank you.

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