Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

**fishepa** · 07-22-2009, 11:30 AM

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This thread is hilarious.

**trobinson97** · 07-22-2009, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by kgx2thez

Just out of curiosity. Are you more concerned with:

The fact that he's doing this at an early age?
The fact that you walked in on him doing it and making you feel uncomfortable?
Both?

Also, I don't know if you're married or not but what did your wife/gf/his mom say?

Both, really. I think it would have been weirder than a mug no matter what his age was, but the fact that he's 7 put a little extra something something on it. He's a fresh 7 too, birthday was at the very end of May.

When I told the wife she just gave a disgusted shudder and told me I had to handle it, so to speak.

Originally posted by Da_Czar

That was a cool dad speech... I will start mine off with. A good friend of mine trob97..then copy and paste ... Well done Sir !!!

Haha, thanks Czar. It's all for the kids man.

**mgoblue** · 07-22-2009, 11:51 AM

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Was his door shut or was he doing it with the door wide open?

If it was shut, you may want to start knocking before entering a room...if it wasn't shut then he's gotta learn to shut the damn door

KG · 07-22-2009, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by trobinson97

Both, really. I think it would have been weirder than a mug no matter what his age was, but the fact that he's 7 put a little extra something something on it. He's a fresh 7 too, birthday was at the very end of May.

When I told the wife she just gave a disgusted shudder and told me I had to handle it, so to speak.

Haha, thanks Czar. It's all for the kids man.

LOL, a "fresh 7 too".

It will be weird and akward for a while but you can pay him back when he gets older and starts bringing girls over to the house.

"Hey son, remember when I caught you all lathered up yanking it, you were 7 right?"/akward silence

**bgeno** · 07-22-2009, 12:00 PM

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My nephew that lives with me is 7, and I couldn't imagine catching him doing that. I couldn't even imagine him doing that.

I once caught him just examining his erection in the back seat of the car, but I like to think that's pretty normal.

My mom likes to tell a story sometimes about me when I was real little. I was in the bathtub and somehow got an erection. I guess I had no clue what was going on and just cried and cried and yelled "Mom, fix it! Fix it!!"

lol

**cubsfan203** · 07-22-2009, 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by bgeno

My mom likes to tell a story sometimes about me when I was real little. I was in the bathtub and somehow got an erection. I guess I had no clue what was going on and just cried and cried and yelled "Mom, fix it! Fix it!!"

That's great.

This thread is great. Too bad I'm not a dad so I can't really help out.

**dmac17** · 07-22-2009, 01:23 PM

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This thread is hilarious!!

I still get told a story from when I was about 8 yrs old, I went up to one of my cousin's friends (who was a high school cheerleader, and hot) and said "When I see a pretty girl my....stands straight up! Wanna see?"

**Whitesox** · 07-22-2009, 02:09 PM

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Originally posted by dmac17

This thread is hilarious!!

I still get told a story from when I was about 8 yrs old, I went up to one of my cousin's friends (who was a high school cheerleader, and hot) and said "When I see a pretty girl my....stands straight up! Wanna see?"

I love this thread.

**Pared** · 07-22-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally posted by trobinson97

And yes, he was really playing with it. When I went back there, he was lying in the bed on his stomach, hand deep inside the boxers and he was moving in a side to side motion with his hips while working his hand. Sweat was beading up on his forehead, it wasn't just a casual fiddle. There was intent lol.

...what a horrible time to show off your writing skills.

Too vivid, that description.

**shorty12345** · 07-22-2009, 03:02 PM

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Did he know that you saw him "doing it"? If he did, did he stop like he was embaresed?

**ProjectRipCity** · 07-22-2009, 03:28 PM

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Well when my hose first unleashed...I ran to my sisters room and said "This white stuff is coming out of my pee pee" She told me to get out and talk to dad about it.

**ProfessaPackMan** · 07-22-2009, 03:42 PM

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There ain't enough words to describe how funny this thread is.

**Stumbleweed** · 07-22-2009, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by ProjectRipCity

Well when my hose first unleashed...I ran to my sisters room and said "This white stuff is coming out of my pee pee" She told me to get out and talk to dad about it.

Hahaha, I don't envy her either. "GTFO with your goopy hands!"

This thread rules.

**Brandwin** · 07-22-2009, 04:00 PM

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She should have licked your hands clean.

**bgeno** · 07-22-2009, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by ProjectRipCity

Well when my hose first unleashed...I ran to my sisters room and said "This white stuff is coming out of my pee pee" She told me to get out and talk to dad about it.

hahaha... how old was she?

Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

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