Ugh, Dads with boys, help..

[shaunlmason]

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Haha, I could never figure out why kids want to stay the night when I am banging my wife.=)

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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Haha, I could never figure out why kids want to stay the night when I am banging my wife.=)

Probably because they spent alot of time and effort in reversing your peephole on the door.

[pfunk880]

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Probably because they spent alot of time and effort in reversing your peephole on the door.

[Whitesox]

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Probably because they spent alot of time and effort in reversing your peephole on the door.

You deserve some praise for that.

[Pappy Knuckles]

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Damn I don't know how I missed this thread. The way he described the beads of sweat on his sons head was hilarious.

[onlybygrace]

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He is 7...

I used to do something at this age similar to masterbation (transparent aren't I?) but it was more or less a starving for intimacy that I needed. May have been because my dad was 1000 miles away and there was a void in my life or something. ****, I don't know...but I'm normal now, in spite of the fact that I still beat my meat 500 times a year...on top of a wonderful sex life with my actual wife.

Ok...I need to shut my F****** mouth.

[ProjectRipCity]

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He is 7...

I used to do something at this age similar to masterbation (transparent aren't I?) but it was more or less a starving for intimacy that I needed. May have been because my dad was 1000 miles away and there was a void in my life or something. ****, I don't know...but I'm normal now, in spite of the fact that I still beat my meat 500 times a year...on top of a wonderful sex life with my actual wife.

Ok...I need to shut my F****** mouth.

You're gonna be sergeant wrinkles in 30 years.

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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He is 7...

I used to do something at this age similar to masterbation (transparent aren't I?) but it was more or less a starving for intimacy that I needed. May have been because my dad was 1000 miles away and there was a void in my life or something. ****, I don't know...but I'm normal now, in spite of the fact that I still beat my meat 500 times a year...on top of a wonderful sex life with my actual wife.

Ok...I need to shut my F****** mouth.

500 times a year? You must be blind as a bat!

[Cane_Mutiny]

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Aww, come on now, "She should have licked it off" was just as bad as "Maybe because they really want those kids to join the action." Don't act like ProjectRipCity's suddenly crossed a line

And yeah, I'd say I started around age 12. 7 is crazy... At that age I though erections just meant you really had to pee.

[goz]

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I've been on OS a long time, this thread is an instant classic.

PEACE!
GOZ

[auburntigersfan]

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And yeah, I'd say I started around age 12. 7 is crazy... At that age I though erections just meant you really had to pee.

lol, same here. I remember once, I was probably about 7 and I was on a road trip so I asked my dad if he would pull over so I could go pee.

I got out of the car, and whipped it out...I couldn't pee, and my mom was like, "Oh God, Will (my dad's name), what do we do?"

They didn't really do anything, but I remember feeling kinda awkward for little bit.

[ScoobySnax]

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I just felt like digging this classic back up.

This is the thread when I realized I found my internet home lol.

[legendkiller5]

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Lol, I didn't start til I was in high school. I didn't even know what it was until the 7th grade.

[Gibbz]

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Lmao, yeah this was a classic.

[Aces15]

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I just felt like digging this classic back up.

What a great thread.