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  • trobinson97
    Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
    • Oct 2004
    • 16366

    #121
    Re: Spider in my bed

    Originally posted by Happy29
    Spiders don't bother me any but Friday my wife and I was moving a tarp off my back deck and as I pulled it away she looked down and screamed, there was a moccasin coiled up where the tarp was. I hate snakes so bad, but I stomped on his head real quick and done away with him.

    Now see, that would have me almost in panic mode. I ****ing hate snakes with a passion.
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    • Jr.
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      • Feb 2003
      • 19171

      #122
      Re: Spider in my bed

      I saw a spider on my balcony last week... went to get a shoe to kill it and it was gone. I haven't stepped foot out there since and haven't slept well because I keep thinking it got into my apartment somehow
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      • opd897
        MVP
        • Feb 2003
        • 1093

        #123
        Re: Spider in my bed

        Saw this Time news story on a new species of spiders discovered and decided to copy the link as I knew we had a spider thread here at OS!

        Oh yeah, this one is the size of your face and is fast and venomous!

        A quote from the article...................

        "Now imagine one the size of a volleyball landing on you like one of the facehuggers from Alien."

        Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/04/04/...#ixzz2PcRHOaG7

        Last edited by opd897; 04-05-2013, 03:31 PM.
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        • jmik58
          Staff Writer
          • Jan 2008
          • 2401

          #124
          Re: Spider in my bed

          I remember reading somewhere that on average a person swallows a spider once a year in their sleep. I don't know how this could actually be tracked, but it's possible considering the mouth is a great habitat for Mr. Spider.

          Sweet dreams!

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          • Cusefan
            Earlwolfx on XBL
            • Oct 2003
            • 9820

            #125
            I really wish I didn't click on that link, I'm going to have nightmares
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            • dickey1331
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              • Sep 2009
              • 14285

              #126
              Re: Spider in my bed

              My house in Mississippi has a spider problem I guess. I dont know what kind of spiders they are but they are big and freak me the **** out. One time I killed one and it had a bunch of babies go crawling everywhere.

              I will say dont google Spiny-Backed Orb Weaver Spiders

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              after doing some research my spider problem seems to be Huntsman Spider
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              • ImTellinTim
                YNWA
                • Sep 2006
                • 33028

                #127
                Re: Spider in my bed

                Originally posted by dickey1331

                after doing some research my spider problem seems to be Huntsman Spider
                Googled it. Not normally afraid of spiders, but would move if I were you.

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                • TracerBullet
                  One Last Job
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 22119

                  #128
                  Re: Spider in my bed

                  Originally posted by ImTellinTim
                  Googled it. Not normally afraid of spiders, but would move if I were you.
                  And just think, the ones on Google aren't even the biggest ones considering that article mention cave dwelling versions.

                  According to Wikipedia, we don't have to worry about them in our states. They must hate cold weather. Also weird, they apparently live everywhere south of the UK except Saudi Arabia for whatever reason.
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                  • Blitz1942
                    MVP
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 2645

                    #129
                    Re: Spider in my bed

                    Originally posted by opd897
                    Saw this Time news story on a new species of spiders discovered and decided to copy the link as I knew we had a spider thread here at OS!

                    Oh yeah, this one is the size of your face and is fast and venomous!

                    A quote from the article...................

                    "Now imagine one the size of a volleyball landing on you like one of the facehuggers from Alien."

                    Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/04/04/...#ixzz2PcRHOaG7

                    http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/04/04/...nka/?hpt=hp_t5

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                    • Brandwin
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 30621

                      #130
                      Wow. That is a huge spider.

                      A little OT but you guys ever watch Infested on Animal Planet. Crazy show.

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                      • z Revis
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 13639

                        #131
                        Re: Spider in my bed

                        I still hate spiders, but now I'm moreso on the lookout for all the poisonous snakes around here. I've came across two water moccasins in the last few months at work. Most recently on Tuesday(almost ****ing stepped on it). Along with a pigmy rattlesnake, but people here tell me those don't have enough venom that'll do anything severe.

                        Oh and the alligators, of course.
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                        • dingleberryfinn
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                          • May 2010
                          • 1736

                          #132
                          Re: Spider in my bed

                          Right at the top of the list of things ol' dingleberry hates:
                          1) Spiders
                          2) Snakes
                          3) Splinters
                          4) Safe Sex
                          5) Sanitary Napkins
                          6) Seaweed
                          7) Soybeans
                          8) Sewage
                          9) Surgery
                          10)Shadows
                          & that's just the S's

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                          • slickdtc
                            Grayscale
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 17125

                            #133
                            LOL @ safe sex.

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                            • sydrogerdavid
                              MVP
                              • May 2009
                              • 3109

                              #134
                              Re: Spider in my bed

                              My brother found and captured a Black Widow in his Bio class. Gonna name it Boris.


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                              • Cusefan
                                Earlwolfx on XBL
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 9820

                                #135
                                Originally posted by slickdtc
                                LOL @ safe sex.

                                Regarding spiders: KILL
                                Totally agree, would rather use my hand than a condom
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