Your brain fart(s) of the day

[slickdtc]

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Last night at work, an order was delayed but the box was still put up. So they thought we were missing a pie, but I figured out the mystery. Moments later, I screwed up two pies, then dropped cheese all over the floor when someone asked me a question and I turned to look at them while the cheese hit the floor and my shoes. Ugh, felt stupid because I was bragging about how I don't make mistakes at work, only fix them. Needless to say, I got bumped down a notch or two.

[Taur3asi3]

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2 Friday's ago I had to leave home at like a quarter to 6am to make it to my 8am class and i spent a good 10 minutes looking for my glasses which I was wearing.

This morning I was sewing a suspender/braces button back onto a pair of pants and half way through I realized I was sewing it on the outside and not inside.

For whatever reason I have a chronic forgetfulness with regards to the zipper of my pants. First putting the pants on is never an issue the issue is only when i have to use the bathroom or whatever and i just dont remember to zip back up.

[GAMEC0CK2002]

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Not recently, but several times I have gone inside the gas station to pay for gas and leave without pumping it. Only to realize 2-3 miles down the road and come back.

[NoDakHusker]

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Oh, finding my car is always an issue for me. I think every UConn football game I went to this year I spent at least 20 minutes looking for my car.

Yeah, I always forget where I park. One time I walked up to a car that was the exact color and model as mine, a black Toyota Rav4, it has one of those remote lock/unlock door thingies and it beeps whenever you lock or unlock it. I wondered why it didn't beep when I hit the button and walked up, tried to open the door and then realized that it wasn't my car when I couldn't get in.
I got away from that car as fast as I could. I felt like such a moron.

[GAMEC0CK2002]

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Yeah, I always forget where I park. One time I walked up to a car that was the exact color and model as mine, a black Toyota Rav4, it has one of those remote lock/unlock door thingies and it beeps whenever you lock or unlock it. I wondered why it didn't beep when I hit the button and walked up, tried to open the door and then realized that it wasn't my car when I couldn't get in.
I got away from that car as fast as I could. I felt like such a moron.

LOL that reminds me...

Did the same thing with my Grand Am. I hit the unlock on the remote and actually started to get inside. (must have already been left open) Immediately realized it wasn't my car and shut the door and walked speedily to my car 3 spaces down.

At USC, I wasn't paying attention going back to my on campus apt. Opened the door and had a strange feeling that something was off. Turns out, I had gone into the wrong apt. I had only gone up 1 flight of stairs instead of 2. Luckily, nobody was there (i knew the girls that lived there though)

[Buckeyes_Doc]

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LOL that reminds me...

Did the same thing with my Grand Am. I hit the unlock on the remote and actually started to get inside. (must have already been left open) Immediately realized it wasn't my car and shut the door and walked speedily to my car 3 spaces down.

At USC, I wasn't paying attention going back to my on campus apt. Opened the door and had a strange feeling that something was off. Turns out, I had gone into the wrong apt. I had only gone up 1 flight of stairs instead of 2. Luckily, nobody was there (i knew the girls that lived there though)

I did this just last month. We have a small gym in the basement of my apartment complex. So I got done working out and was really tired and wasn't paying attention. I thought I walked up 3 flights of stairs to me floor, instead walked up 2 and went to the apartment right below me. I tried to unlock with it with my key and was wondering why it didn't open and that's when I realized.

I quickly left the scene lol.

[Segagendude]

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I'm on my iphone talking with a friend. He asks me to check the score of a game. I tell him I can check on my iphone instead of going back to my office computer.

I check the holder of my phone and see it's empty. I'm still talking with him while I start looking for my iphone,and start to panic a little thinking it's misplaced, all the while I'm using it.

It finally dawns on me that I need to put the phone on speaker so I can check the score while talking with him at the same time.

This was Thursday;he was still laughing about it on Friday.....

[Blzer]

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At USC, I wasn't paying attention going back to my on campus apt. Opened the door and had a strange feeling that something was off. Turns out, I had gone into the wrong apt. I had only gone up 1 flight of stairs instead of 2. Luckily, nobody was there (i knew the girls that lived there though)

I did the same thing at the beginning of this year. I currently live in room 1109 in my dorm, right next to the stairwell door. Four years ago, I lived in 1009 of the same dorm. With my heel injury I'm out of shape so I was trudging up the stairs since the elevators were broken, totally out of breath, and somehow either miscalculated the number of steps I went up or just naturally thought 1009.

So anyway, my keyring tether was around my neck and I bent down to try and unlock the door that way. It wasn't working, and the person from inside opened the door, pulling me along with it. He said, "What the **** are you doing to my door?" I was still there in that hunched position, silent for about five good seconds before I realized what I did. Then I went, "You know, funny story..."

He understood and we went about our ways. It was still hilariously awkward though.



Oh, and actually my dad had a better one. This summer we were traveling around every weekend for my sister's softball tournaments. For three straight weekends we had tournaments in Stockton and we stayed at the same hotel, but different rooms each weekend. I had left to get something to eat while my dad was arriving from the complex and he hadn't yet checked into the room. I guess he brain farted, thinking that we were in the same room as we were in the previous weekend. So he tried knocking thinking I was going to be in there but the door was locked, and he went downstairs to get a new key card from the desk (they knew us well enough from the last weekend that they just trusted that was the right room) and they gave him a card.

... hehe...

So he entered that room, sees a computer on the desk and food wrappers all around thinking, "Geez Brandon, what a mess," and he heard the shower running, thinking, "Oh, Brandon must be in the shower." He sits down and starts watching TV, and I guess he was about to use the bathroom when he stopped short and saw a bra on the sink outside of the bathroom. He processed it for a second, and realized, "THIS ISN'T MY ROOM!" He heard the shower turn off and he high-tailed out of there, calling me and yelling at me saying I gave him the wrong room number when I never even told him it in the first place. When we both got back to our room, he told me this story in his first-person narrative.

[WyxHarmon]

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oh my god Blzer ahahaha that's great.

not really a brain fart but along those lines.

I vacationed with my parents in a condo in florida once. it was really new, construction wasn't even finished yet, but some rooms were. We get there and the attendant shows us to our rooms, I see a big lump on the bed. I think nothing of it. I jump on it facefirst. It's a girl. I was 8. She woke up, I was mortified. I ran out of there and my parents handled it.

Yeah, no fun.

[CWSapp757]

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Small one but... last month I was in Gamestop buying a cheap game (I think it was marvel ultimate alliance 2). When the girl at the register told me the total, I pulled my wallet out, took out the correct change then folded the bills up and put it in my pocket. I proceeded to hand her my wallet. She takes it and says, "so can I spend all of it or do I have to bring you some of the money back". We had a good laugh but I felt like an idiot.

[Blzer]

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oh my god Blzer ahahaha that's great.

not really a brain fart but along those lines.

I vacationed with my parents in a condo in florida once. it was really new, construction wasn't even finished yet, but some rooms were. We get there and the attendant shows us to our rooms, I see a big lump on the bed. I think nothing of it. I jump on it facefirst. It's a girl. I was 8. She woke up, I was mortified. I ran out of there and my parents handled it.

Yeah, no fun.

Awesome! I'm not sure how much of a brain fart that is other than an unfortunate mishap though lol.

You want to witness multiple brain farts? I hope you didn't miss NFL Sunday.

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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Quite a few times my wife has forgot to take the dishwasher tab out of the plastic before putting in the dishwasher. So all the dishes were rinsed in water and nothing else.

[BurghFan]

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Quite a few times my wife has forgot to take the dishwasher tab out of the plastic before putting in the dishwasher. So all the dishes were rinsed in water and nothing else.

I've done that too. Really I think it was because the previous batch of dishwasher tabs was the liquid stuff in the dissolving plastic cover where you just put them right in the dishwasher.

[DaveDQ]

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I always like to share this one. Right before I graduated from college, I was on an interview with 4 people conducting the interview and questions being asked by each panel member. Long story short, in the get to know me part, one of the guys comments on where I'm from (RI). He says, "Rhode Island, is that the smallest state or is Delaware?" I say...

"Well, I don't know about Delaware and other countries but here in the US I believe RI is the smallest..."

I was failing before failing was hip.

[24]

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was talking to my freind while trying to pour a glass of milk i completely missed the glass