Unwritten rules...

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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New Rule - Wear shoulder pads in Walmart.

[Watson]

Re: Unwritten rules...

This one irks me...


If you walk into a room and bros are watching a game, DO NOT ASK WHO IS PLAYING. You should know these things by a quick glance at the uniform. The only exception to this rule is March Madness, and it should not happen that often.

If you see bro walk into room during commercial, it is your moral obligation to tell him what's on so he will not be subject to asking.

If you know who's on during commercial, you may block the bro by asking for the score, implying you know who's playing. Doing so is a direct insult to Bro #2 because he doubted your knowledge of sport. At this point, an icing/seat reprimand is recommended.



Exemption: Throwback Uniforms do not apply to the rule

[Husker_OS]

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Never, EVER bump uglies anyone your best friend has.

Adjusted it to my rule.

[dickey1331]

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For some reason I'm that guy everybody bumps into and normally I take it easy but a few years back it really started to burn me. I'm not a small dude but people just kept banging into me like I wasn"t there.

So I get a chip on my shoulder and say "Enough is enough". So I'm walking in a Walmart and a guy half my size just half sprint towards me and despite me trying to make eye contact to show this isn't a good idea for him, here he comes full steam ahead.

I square up set my feet and BOOM dude barrels right into me and bounces off hard...sprawling backwards screaming. Guy's rolling around in pain and now I'm starting to feel bad. The employees call an ambulance for the guy and The EMT's say he's dislocated his shoulder...maybe broke his collar bone. I'm starting to think I'm going to get sued but dude starts telling them he's recovering from a bike wreck as they load him on a stretcher. They wheel him off.

I just stand there for awhile. Nobody asks me my name or even talks to me so I just slip away quietly.

I try not to truck into cats now...even if they're stupid.

wow thats funny

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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Cover your damn mouth when you sneeze/cough. I hate this. Had two instances of this last night in Walmart.

[GAMEC0CK2002]

Re: Unwritten rules...

No double dipping.

And texting during a movie. Previews?...fine...feature flick?...no no.

[Pared]

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Heard this on comedy central:

"Don't touch me while I'm touching me."

lol

[fishepa]

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Cover your damn mouth when you sneeze/cough. I hate this. Had two instances of this last night in Walmart.

There is your problem.

[ScoobySnax]

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Finish off the OJ and don't leave a damn drop left in the carton.

[GAMEC0CK2002]

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Finish off the OJ and don't leave a damn drop left in the carton.

This

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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Whoever beigns to tell the story, LET THEM FINISH IT!

I can't stand when I begin to tell a story and one of my buddies will butt in and start to tell it themselves. My wife is bad for this.

[Trevytrev11]

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Whoever beigns to tell the story, LET THEM FINISH IT!

I can't stand when I begin to tell a story and one of my buddies will butt in and start to tell it themselves. My wife is bad for this.

On this note (and this isn't directed at you as I have no idea of how well you tell stories), if you are going to tell a story, make sure you know how. Nothing worse than listening to someone stumble and mess up the simplest bit of information making everyone who is listening cringe with every pause and retract.

[Speedy]

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This thread:

[allBthere]

Re: Unwritten rules...

For some reason I'm that guy everybody bumps into and normally I take it easy but a few years back it really started to burn me. I'm not a small dude but people just kept banging into me like I wasn"t there.

So I get a chip on my shoulder and say "Enough is enough". So I'm walking in a Walmart and a guy half my size just half sprint towards me and despite me trying to make eye contact to show this isn't a good idea for him, here he comes full steam ahead.

I square up set my feet and BOOM dude barrels right into me and bounces off hard...sprawling backwards screaming. Guy's rolling around in pain and now I'm starting to feel bad. The employees call an ambulance for the guy and The EMT's say he's dislocated his shoulder...maybe broke his collar bone. I'm starting to think I'm going to get sued but dude starts telling them he's recovering from a bike wreck as they load him on a stretcher. They wheel him off.

I just stand there for awhile. Nobody asks me my name or even talks to me so I just slip away quietly.

I try not to truck into cats now...even if they're stupid.

man....just wow. The thing is you didn't even do anything, you mostly decided not to do something (move) and who could have ever predicted a little thing like that would end up being a total nightmare.

That is just crazy - screaming and dislocated shoulder AND broken collar bone!!!!! Ambulance and everything - that's just so crazy.

Someone altered their course towards me today on the sidewalk, he was huge and I just stopped and was staring at him because i already initially moved out of the way a bit. So he HAD to change direction at that point because there's no way to even hide behind it being an 'accident'.

I also saw it happen to someone else today, but the dude was smoking so the loser that bumped him ended up with a cig-hole in his shirt (YES!)

as crazy as your story is (I almost want to shoot a sketch of it)... I'm not changing yet. I hate that this bothers me so much, but it does.

I just can't get over your story though,...an AMBULANCE over one of these stupid "bumps" like holy freaking ship!

[NYJets]

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Whoever beigns to tell the story, LET THEM FINISH IT!

I can't stand when I begin to tell a story and one of my buddies will butt in and start to tell it themselves. My wife is bad for this.

I hate this. One of my roommates does this all the time. I want to punch him.