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  • Mabster
    Crunchy
    • Mar 2009
    • 7659

    #26881
    The part of that story that gets to me the most is that bitch has that # memorized.
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    • Feared
      Train Nsane or remainsame
      • Dec 2004
      • 6621

      #26882
      Re: Off Topic 2012

      Originally posted by Candyman5
      OMFG I hate woman! I just had the worst experiance in my life that made me feel like a total *******. So I met this girl and we started talking and such for a good 30 minutes at a grocery store. I got her name and number and was like maybe my luck is finally changing. I talk to my friends about her and one of my friends say, "I know her, did you guys talk at so and so?" I was like yeah, how you know that? He then informs me that when she and her friends were talking with him she brought up a story about this guy she met that was annoying and so on and how she made up a excuse to leave.

      Im like wtf would she talk for 30 minutes then? So I am pissed off now and call the number however the first words I here are "Thank you for calling the rejection hotline....."

      The worse part about it is I had my phone on speaker so my friend could listen to what ever bull**** she came up with. So in other words there was about 30 minutes to an hour of non stop laughing.....-_-.

      BTW here the number: 301-576-1104

      So thought you guys would get a good laugh out of it......
      Oh man ouch.... sounds like something that would happen to me.

      but yeah as soon as you said you met her at a grocery store, I knew something was up. Who meets someone at the grocery store? I mean I guess it could happen but everytime I see an attractive woman at a Store they are usually looking too busy to give you the time of day. Either that or they are with their boyfriend, who 8/10 times looks like a total Douchebag.
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      • baumy300
        Most Valuable Pepe
        • May 2005
        • 3998

        #26883
        Re: Off Topic 2012

        Originally posted by Candyman5
        OMFG I hate woman! I just had the worst experiance in my life that made me feel like a total *******. So I met this girl and we started talking and such for a good 30 minutes at a grocery store. I got her name and number and was like maybe my luck is finally changing. I talk to my friends about her and one of my friends say, "I know her, did you guys talk at so and so?" I was like yeah, how you know that? He then informs me that when she and her friends were talking with him she brought up a story about this guy she met that was annoying and so on and how she made up a excuse to leave.

        Im like wtf would she talk for 30 minutes then? So I am pissed off now and call the number however the first words I here are "Thank you for calling the rejection hotline....."

        The worse part about it is I had my phone on speaker so my friend could listen to what ever bull**** she came up with. So in other words there was about 30 minutes to an hour of non stop laughing.....-_-.

        BTW here the number: 301-576-1104

        So thought you guys would get a good laugh out of it......

        I don't mean to be disrespectful or anything, but sometimes it sounds like your life is like a living, breathing meme...
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        • TheMatrix31
          RF
          • Jul 2002
          • 52907

          #26884
          Re: Off Topic 2012

          Bitch. She'll get hers one day.

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          • justblaze09
            Swaggy Poole
            • Mar 2007
            • 3523

            #26885
            Re: Off Topic 2012

            HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!

            Y'all sitting here thinking spiders are going to bring on the end of the world, yet we have proof that FREAKING SKYNET is a real thing and they know.

            The hell is wrong with y'all.
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            • Pappy Knuckles
              LORDTHUNDERBIRD
              • Sep 2004
              • 15966

              #26886
              Re: Off Topic 2012

              Lol, I had to call the number after that story. Kind of messed up that she gave you that number and wasted time talking to you though.

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              • DukeC
                Banned
                • Jul 2011
                • 5751

                #26887
                Re: Off Topic 2012

                Dan Bull is always able to pull of epically nerdy in the best way possible

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                • BunnyHardaway
                  Banned
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 15195

                  #26888
                  Re: Off Topic 2012

                  Originally posted by justblaze09
                  HOLD UP, HOLD UP, HOLD UP!

                  Y'all sitting here thinking spiders are going to bring on the end of the world, yet we have proof that FREAKING SKYNET is a real thing and they know.

                  The hell is wrong with y'all.
                  How many cars has Skynet totaled recently?*

                  *Not actually placing sole responsibility on the devil creature...actually screw it, yes I am.

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                  • gerg1234
                    BOOM!
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 2911

                    #26889
                    Re: Off Topic 2012

                    Originally posted by Candyman5
                    OMFG I hate woman! I just had the worst experiance in my life that made me feel like a total *******. So I met this girl and we started talking and such for a good 30 minutes at a grocery store. I got her name and number and was like maybe my luck is finally changing. I talk to my friends about her and one of my friends say, "I know her, did you guys talk at so and so?" I was like yeah, how you know that? He then informs me that when she and her friends were talking with him she brought up a story about this guy she met that was annoying and so on and how she made up a excuse to leave.

                    Im like wtf would she talk for 30 minutes then? So I am pissed off now and call the number however the first words I here are "Thank you for calling the rejection hotline....."

                    The worse part about it is I had my phone on speaker so my friend could listen to what ever bull**** she came up with. So in other words there was about 30 minutes to an hour of non stop laughing.....-_-.

                    BTW here the number: 301-576-1104

                    So thought you guys would get a good laugh out of it......
                    ouch dude, that stings...

                    I do wish I could have witnessed this though to get a true perspective of went down. I can't help but feel she was giving out the "get away from me" signal & you didn't catch it. I know I've given fake names & numbers in the past...

                    Seriously, think back to the convo and try to remember if there were any hints...I but there were some.

                    Of course I'm probably the last person to give girl advice...I haven't been in the dating pool for 5 years.
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                    • areobee401
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 16771

                      #26890
                      Re: Off Topic 2012

                      Some girl did not give this kid the rejection hotline number.

                      Can't believe that thing is still going around in 2012. That thing is as old as ****.
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                      • Mabster
                        Crunchy
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 7659

                        #26891
                        Originally posted by JJLinn
                        How many cars has Skynet totaled recently?*
                        Skynet doesn't total cars, it controls them. Till that one day....
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                        • DickDalewood
                          All Star
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 6263

                          #26892
                          Re: Off Topic 2012

                          My wife said she used to give it out all the time

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                          • baumy300
                            Most Valuable Pepe
                            • May 2005
                            • 3998

                            #26893
                            Re: Off Topic 2012

                            Originally posted by DickDalewood
                            My wife said she used to give it out all the time
                            That woman rocks on so many levels
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                            People get upset
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                            • TracerBullet
                              One Last Job
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 22119

                              #26894
                              Re: Off Topic 2012

                              Originally posted by DickDalewood
                              My wife said she used to give it out all the time
                              You just make sure NDAlum knows you're talking about the rejection number.
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                              • Candyman5
                                Come get some!
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 14380

                                #26895
                                Originally posted by baumy300
                                I don't mean to be disrespectful or anything, but sometimes it sounds like your life is like a living, breathing meme...
                                Lol, that's actually pretty funny. I have experienced a lot of stuff for only being 23.

                                Also she was starting most of the conversations about stuff, that's what pisses me off. I was majority of the time replying back to her. I don't know wether she was just trying to see how long she could talk to me or what but needless to say I was pretty pissed.
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