Off Topic 2014

[BlueNGold]

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So last night my friend asks me what I want for my birthday. She tells me she was going to get me Jets tickets but couldn't find them and that she wants it to be the perfect present, so I have to tell her what I want.

Today I text her. This is the conversation:

"Btw I found what you can get me for my birthday. It'll be the perfect present, just like you wanted. Ready? This is it...."

*insert picture of blow up doll*

(An hour later...)

"I hope that's what you want cause I just bought it for you"

"Lmfao don't lie!"

"I am not. I just got it from eBay."

"**** off!"

*insert picture of EXACT SAME blow up doll on eBay (free shipping btw!)*

"I hope you use it in good times"

"Jesus christ talk about a joke backfiring lmao. Looks like I'm gonna have to rock that doll's world"

"Oh and btw I am giving your present at work in front of every one. Just don't pop it"

"I can't make any promises. I might get a little aggressive"

"Lol you do what you need to. I'm sure everyone will have fun watching you do it"

"I'm still calling bull****"

"I am not joking"

"If you really did I'm going to beat you with it. And what happens if I get it pregnant and have a blow up baby? I'm not paying child support"

This is my life right now.

[l3ulvl]

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BnG stuff

[TripleCrown9]

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Posted this in the MLB Off-Topic thread, but here's never-before-seen footage of Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig from June 1, 1925. Aka the day before 2,130 consecutive games Lou Gehrig played.

[Majingir]

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I'm thinking of getting hot chocolate from 7/11(It's free....aka the only reason I ever get stuff at 7/11 lol,I've never bought anything at a 7/11 in years,I've only gone when they have special promotions like this lol).

Only problem...Any time in the past I've ever gotten a hot chocolate from 7/11, it always tastes so watery. It really is just like warm water colored to look like hot chocolate or something. Anyone who had this problem before know how to make it better or anything?

[l3ulvl]

Re: Off Topic 2014

I'm thinking of getting hot chocolate from 7/11(It's free....aka the only reason I ever get stuff at 7/11 lol,I've never bought anything at a 7/11 in years,I've only gone when they have special promotions like this lol).

Only problem...Any time in the past I've ever gotten a hot chocolate from 7/11, it always tastes so watery. It really is just like warm water colored to look like hot chocolate or something. Anyone who had this problem before know how to make it better or anything?

Marshmallows.

[Majingir]

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Marshmallows.

That wouldn't make the actual stuff taste better, it'd just be marshmallows in hot water...

[l3ulvl]

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That wouldn't make the actual stuff taste better, it'd just be marshmallows in hot water...

Better than hot water without marshmallows!

[JazzMan]

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My girlfriend just broke up with me for religious reasons. She gave me the "we can still be friends" treatment.

Feeling pretty meh about it.

[BurghFan]

Re: Off Topic 2014

I'm thinking of getting hot chocolate from 7/11(It's free....aka the only reason I ever get stuff at 7/11 lol,I've never bought anything at a 7/11 in years,I've only gone when they have special promotions like this lol).

Only problem...Any time in the past I've ever gotten a hot chocolate from 7/11, it always tastes so watery. It really is just like warm water colored to look like hot chocolate or something. Anyone who had this problem before know how to make it better or anything?

The probability that those 2 points are related is probably very high. Anyways, not really much you can do. The problem with that hot chocolate is most likely that there is not enough powdered mix mixed into the water or that it is not well mixed such that a large amount of the powder has precipitated out of solution. It's like they say, you get what you pay for. You'd be better off buying a box of instant hot chocolate mix packets, going home, and making your own.

My girlfriend just broke up with me for religious reasons. She gave me the "we can still be friends" treatment.

Feeling pretty meh about it.

Wow, sorry to hear that man, that really sucks. Without getting into details, my cousin was in a similar situation. He'd been seeing this girl and he though she was "the one" only to have her tell him that she would only marry him if he converted to her religion so they ended up breaking up.

[TheShizNo1]

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Best way to get over one chic is to get under another.

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[TripleCrown9]

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My girlfriend just broke up with me for religious reasons. She gave me the "we can still be friends" treatment.

Feeling pretty meh about it.

There's only one thing to do.

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[JazzMan]

Re: Off Topic 2014

There's only one thing to do.

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You want me to become a merman

wat

[TripleCrown9]

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You want me to become a merman

wat

What else is there to do? Show her what she's missing out on.

Or Plan B.

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[JazzMan]

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What else is there to do? Show her what she's missing out on.

Or Plan B.

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Off-topic, but that last one reminded me of Willem Dafoe.

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[justblaze09]

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Sleeping on the floor of an office is not fun.