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  • TheMatrix31
    RF
    • Jul 2002
    • 52904

    #946
    re: Off-Topic

    Tattoos, vasectomies.....

    I'm getting the **** outta here.

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    • TheShizNo1
      Asst 2 the Comm Manager
      • Mar 2007
      • 26341

      #947
      re: Off-Topic

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      • Majingir
        Moderator
        • Apr 2005
        • 47487

        #948
        re: Off-Topic

        Originally posted by TheMatrix31
        Tattoos, vasectomies.....

        I'm getting the **** outta here.
        The math questions from weeks ago don't seem so bad anymore now do they lol

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        • countryboy
          Growing pains
          • Sep 2003
          • 52719

          #949
          re: Off-Topic

          Originally posted by The Kid 24
          Fellas, help me out I’m getting a vasectomy on Thursday and I’m not looking forward to it.

          I know the shot down there is gonna hurt super bad.


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          • Caulfield
            Hall Of Fame
            • Apr 2011
            • 10986

            #950
            re: Off-Topic

            R.I.P. Nog (DS9)
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            • TheMatrix31
              RF
              • Jul 2002
              • 52904

              #951
              re: Off-Topic

              Every time I hear about vasectomies, I always think of the Home Improvement episode where Tim is gonna get one and they go to the consultation office.

              Tim: A woman? You brought me here to see a woman?
              Jill: I didn't know she was a woman. My gynecologist just said Dr. Kaplan was the best urologist in town.
              Tim: How am I supposed to talk to a woman about what's going on in Manland?
              Jill: "Manland"? Now you got a theme park between your legs?

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              • jeremym480
                Speak it into existence
                • Oct 2008
                • 18198

                #952
                re: Off-Topic

                Originally posted by Speedy
                I feel like I'm in the minority now of adults at/under 30 who don't have a tattoo.

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                Not having a tattoo is the new having a tattoo.


                Originally posted by The Kid 24
                Fellas, help me out I’m getting a vasectomy on Thursday and I’m not looking forward to it.

                I know the shot down there is gonna hurt super bad.


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                Just tell your significant other that you're going to drive yourself and instead of getting snipped go to the arcade instead. Everything will be fine.
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                • slickdtc
                  Grayscale
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 17125

                  #953
                  re: Off-Topic

                  9 months later... [emoji480]
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                  • Fresh Tendrils
                    Strike Hard and Fade Away
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 36131

                    #954
                    re: Off-Topic

                    I just had to explain to somebody what a POG was. That it does not only mean "play of the game."



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                    • kehlis
                      Moderator
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 27738

                      #955
                      re: Off-Topic

                      Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                      I just had to explain to somebody what a POG was. That it does not only mean "play of the game."
                      My parents just sold their house and are downsizing and moving out East since both my brother and I live out here.

                      I'm said to say, I had to give her the okay to get rid of all of mine and it was a ton.

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                      • Fresh Tendrils
                        Strike Hard and Fade Away
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 36131

                        #956
                        re: Off-Topic

                        Originally posted by kehlis
                        My parents just sold their house and are downsizing and moving out East since both my brother and I live out here.

                        I'm said to say, I had to give her the okay to get rid of all of mine and it was a ton.
                        About two years ago we went through whatever was left at our parents house and divided as wanted. I was going through all of it last Summer looking at all my old trading cards, action figures, matchbox cars, and POGs. It baffles me that POGs was ever a fad. Then again most fads don't make much sense in retrospect. I had a ton of them, but I never played against another soul.



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                        • Majingir
                          Moderator
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 47487

                          #957
                          re: Off-Topic

                          Took me about an hour or so after waking up to realize its October!

                          Lol, don't think I've ever not realized it's the start of a new month. Some reason I thought it was still September.

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                          • jeremym480
                            Speak it into existence
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 18198

                            #958
                            re: Off-Topic

                            I called to cancel the premium movie channels off of my DirectTv today and the rep didn't even try to get me to keep them or offer me a deal... I'm not sure if I'm happy about it or relived but it felt weird.
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                            • Majingir
                              Moderator
                              • Apr 2005
                              • 47487

                              #959
                              re: Off-Topic

                              Originally posted by jeremym480
                              I called to cancel the premium movie channels off of my DirectTv today and the rep didn't even try to get me to keep them or offer me a deal... I'm not sure if I'm happy about it or relived but it felt weird.
                              Something like that, I'm sure they dont care as much.

                              What you should want is offered good deals if you look to cancel your entire package.

                              Obviously will vary from company to company, and how long you've been a customer, but it's something I did last year. Told them I'm cancelling (I had no intention of actually cancelling, but I knew they have a 2 week notice thing where even if you cancel, it's not official for 2 weeks), and the next day they offered me 50% off my original price.

                              Only downside was that the new deal took away some TV channels like CW and local channels in other parts of the country which carried other NFL games, but with better internet, that's not an issue.

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                              • dubcity
                                Hall Of Fame
                                • May 2012
                                • 17872

                                #960
                                re: Off-Topic

                                Originally posted by jeremym480
                                I called to cancel the premium movie channels off of my DirectTv today and the rep didn't even try to get me to keep them or offer me a deal... I'm not sure if I'm happy about it or relived but it felt weird.
                                They already have your data, so they're probably like, "cool, whatever." Plus think about all the people who are bluffing just to get a discount.

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