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  • Caulfield
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    • Apr 2011
    • 10986

    #46
    Re: Off-Topic

    Originally posted by Majingir
    People woke up to an emergency nuclear plant alert.

    Don't worry false alarm.




    In other news, Homer Simpson lives in Canada.
    American Homer: ‘‘D'oh!’’




    Canadian Homer ‘‘D'eh?’’




    I feel like if it's a false alarm, Homer may not have been involved.
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    • Caulfield
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      • Apr 2011
      • 10986

      #47
      Re: Off-Topic

      from the files of ‘‘useless bit of information of the day’’: Maine is closer to Africa than Florida. carry on with your regularly scheduled Sunday afternoon. that is all.
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      • Majingir
        Moderator
        • Apr 2005
        • 47466

        #48
        Re: Off-Topic

        Originally posted by Caulfield
        American Homer: ‘‘D'oh!’’




        Canadian Homer ‘‘D'eh?’’




        I feel like if it's a false alarm, Homer may not have been involved.
        Unless it was a "false alarm".


        And missed opportunity at "D'oh Canada".
        Last edited by Majingir; 01-12-2020, 10:02 PM.

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        • TheMatrix31
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          • Jul 2002
          • 52901

          #49
          Re: Off-Topic

          Originally posted by Caulfield
          from the files of ‘‘useless bit of information of the day’’: Maine is closer to Africa than Florida. carry on with your regularly scheduled Sunday afternoon. that is all.

          Just looked at the map. Fascinating.

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          • Jr.
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            • Feb 2003
            • 19171

            #50
            Re: Off-Topic

            Originally posted by Caulfield
            from the files of ‘‘useless bit of information of the day’’: Maine is closer to Africa than Florida. carry on with your regularly scheduled Sunday afternoon. that is all.
            I read that as Maine is closer to Africa than it is to Florida and got very confused

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            • Caulfield
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              • Apr 2011
              • 10986

              #51
              Re: Off-Topic

              Originally posted by Jr.
              I read that as Maine is closer to Africa than it is to Florida and got very confused

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              yeah, should have said Maine is closer to Africa than Florida is .
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              • Speedy
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                • Apr 2008
                • 16143

                #52
                Re: Off-Topic

                ...........
                Last edited by Speedy; 01-17-2020, 12:02 AM.
                Originally posted by Gibson88
                Anyone who asked for an ETA is not being Master of their Domain.
                It's hard though...especially when I got my neighbor playing their franchise across the street...maybe I will occupy myself with Glamore Magazine.

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                • pietasterp
                  All Star
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 6242

                  #53
                  Re: Off-Topic

                  Originally posted by Caulfield
                  yeah, should have said Maine is closer to Africa than Florida is .
                  I was gonna say....the way it was worded initially, there is no way that's true (!).

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                  • countryboy
                    Growing pains
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 52706

                    #54
                    Re: Off-Topic

                    I want to visit Maine
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                    • l3ulvl
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                      • Dec 2009
                      • 17230

                      #55
                      Re: Off-Topic

                      Originally posted by countryboy
                      I want to visit Maine
                      sounds cheaper to visit Africa
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                      • WaitTilNextYear
                        Go Cubs Go
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 16830

                        #56
                        Re: Off-Topic

                        Anyone else freaked out in retrospect by George Costanza having 2 redheaded parents? Can we have a genetics expert weigh in please?
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                        • Caulfield
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Apr 2011
                          • 10986

                          #57
                          Re: Off-Topic

                          Originally posted by WaitTilNextYear
                          Anyone else freaked out in retrospect by George Costanza having 2 redheaded parents? Can we have a genetics expert weigh in please?
                          I'm more disturbed about the image of Frank & Estelle having any children, redheaded brown hair or bald. I mean, balding. He's not bald... he's balding .
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                          • JHamilton9
                            '94 World Series MVP
                            • May 2014
                            • 641

                            #58
                            Re: Off-Topic

                            Originally posted by WaitTilNextYear
                            Anyone else freaked out in retrospect by George Costanza having 2 redheaded parents? Can we have a genetics expert weigh in please?

                            Having to face the truth, it would be revealed that Frank won George in a poker game.

                            "That night, I was on a roll. Cleaning the house. The guys on my left and right were folding and eventually going broke. But there was this one guy, Bill... a smug idiot, who wore a pinky ring. And he brought his baby with him. He had the audacity to bring his baby. Who brings a baby to a poker game?! I tell you what, there was something more going on with that baby. That baby was a prop. That baby was meant to distract the other players, but he wasn't going to distract me. That baby may have taken out the other players, but he wasn't taking out Frank Costanza. Baby, I was on a roll. I WAS ON A ROLL!!! AIN'T NO BABY GOING TO TAKE THIS NIGHT AWAY FROM ME!!!"

                            "Then it was me and Bill. Mano a mano. The stakes were high. And there it was in my hands: a diamond flush. It was like the heavens were telling me to wipe him out. To play coy, I called. He raised. I called again. He raised again. So, I decided to raise. He didn't have the cash, so I told him to throw in the pinky ring. I was going to get that pinky ring. He tossed it in. HOW DARE HE TAKE ME ON TONIGHT!!!"

                            "Then he wanted to turn the cards. No, no, no. I raised again. Bill was sweating from his brow. He said he had nothing. I said, 'I want the baby.' He said, 'you can't have the baby.' I told him to 'either toss in the baby or fold. It's your call.' He said, 'you can't have the baby.' I said, 'toss in the bug-eyed ugly baby or you're a rube.'"

                            "He tossed in the baby. We turned the cards. He had a pair of 4's! Against my diamond flush! WHO GOES ALL IN ON A PAIR OF FOURS?!!! A RUBE, I TELL YOU!!!"

                            "So that's how you went from being Bill Vandelay's kid to becoming a Costanza."

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                            • SmashMan
                              All Star
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 9698

                              #59
                              Re: Off-Topic

                              Originally posted by WaitTilNextYear
                              Anyone else freaked out in retrospect by George Costanza having 2 redheaded parents? Can we have a genetics expert weigh in please?
                              He's got his grandmother's genes.

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                              • jb12780
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                                • Oct 2008
                                • 10665

                                #60
                                Re: Off-Topic

                                I’m watching A New Hope in 4K HDR.

                                What a film.


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