How many five year olds could you fight at once?

[NYG_Meth]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

Are they coming all at once, or in waves?

[NYG_Meth]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

Are they coming all at once, or in waves?

[skitch]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

In waves.

[3rdAnswer]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

In waves.

I used this scenario in my paper at the end of the year for my Creative Writing class.

[Fresh Tendrils]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

Well I'm not going to be standing defenseless. I'd probably use the sweep on those midgets to bring those closest to me down, or some kind of roundhouse kick. If that didn't work, I'd take one of the kids by the arms and swing him/her around, knocking over their companions. Keep this in mind, 5 year olds aren't too smart and I don't believe they would work together quite well. I mean, one little lie about what Johnny said about Jimmy would make the kids go crazy on eachother.

I still stand by this. Although I'd increase the number to at least 75.

[Dealin Rams]

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I didn't read this whole thread, so I don't know if this link already was posted, but if not . . .

this issue (or rather, a similar one) has already been covered at McSweeneys.net: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2005/4/8schweiger.html

Pretty funny stuff. The website has alot of other funny things too.

[Ice Cream Truck]

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Hmmm...

Well I'd just take my pants off. So most of the kids will start runnin away except the perverted mothaf*****s. I'd kick their a$$es then I'd chase the rest of em down.

Prolly 100

[jpup]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

I heard this on Ron and Fez or Opy and Anthony the other day, I can't remember which. I say that I could take at least 2.

[GBrushTWood]

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I heard this discussion about 6 months ago on another board. Somebody there posted a long dissertation on how long an individual could survive with waves of 5 year olds coming at him. He concluded he could do it for a couple of months, provided he was able to make shelter from the bones and skin of the kids who he murdered.

[Kashanova]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

depending if there fat or skinny

[ex carrabba fan]

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He concluded he could do it for a couple of months, provided he was able to make shelter from the bones and skin of the kids who he murdered.

that's disturbing.

[Fresh Tendrils]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

that's disturbing.

Read the rest of this thread and that plan won't seem so disturbing.

[bjf1377]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

I heard this on Ron and Fez or Opy and Anthony the other day, I can't remember which. I say that I could take at least 2.

Had to have been Ron & Fez cause I haven't heard it on O&A. Plus, you know it would go down the wrong road on O&A, especially if it was on a day Jim Norton was in.

[Millennium]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

Remember me?

[caseyd]

Re: How many five year olds could you fight at once?

LOL! Thanks for bringing this back. Makes me laugh every time. I have no idea how many I could take. Like someone else said, even if they had a day long training, they're going to forget most it within 30 seconds, and the stuff they do remember is going to go out the door as soon as you start swinging and knock one of them out. The rest are going to go screaming for the hills.

That kid above looks like he would punch you in the groin with no hesitation. If he's one of them, you better take him out first. lol