How's Your FIFA Career Mode Going?

[vrabbit]

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November Update

Matchday 10

Hull City V Southampton
1-0
A disappointing loss especially the way we conceded. Mat Ryan runs out for a corner and misjudges it and leaves an open goal for a header however he decided to jump and punch it...INTO HIS OWN NET! I thought well Fraiser Forster you may have just won the battle for number 1 GK!

Matchday 11

Southampton V Leicester
2-0
Two of our three classiest players scored and they were Dustan Tadic and Shane Long who for me is a surprise! Pelle has not yet score but has had many chances. A well played match were we were dominant all over the park.

Matchday 12

Aston Villa V Southampton
1-2
Well what an exciting match. Benteke scores a stunner in the 8th min. Then they did a typical Chelsea and parked the bus. It was so hard to beak through! Off a corner in the 68th min they head it clear and clyne is there to smash it into the net from long range. GAME ON! Then there was time for one final twist in the 90th min where James Ward-Prowse finds a hole shoots straight at Brad Guzan and Brad misses the shot completely! LUCKY!

Matchday 13
Southampton V Manchester City
1-0
Well what game in my opinion. Most of you will think boring but what a game for possession football overs! Keeping possession was key with this match. What really got me was they were playing fast paced possession football where i was playing slow paced possession football. The last 10 mins i turned it up to fast paced and that move payed off with Tadic doing some amazing skill moves to earn a penalty which he slotted home! Finished with a nice 3 points!

LEAGUE TABLE!

1-Spurs
2-Everton
3-Southampton
4-Chelsea
5-Newcastle
6-Man City
7-Man Utd
8-Stoke
9-Burnley
10-Sunderland
11-Crystal Palace
12-Arsenal
13-Aston Villa
14-Swansea
15-Leicester
16-QPR
17-Liverpool
18-Hull
19-West Brom
20-West Ham

Player of the month goes to...


Dusan Tadic!

Overall a pleasing month with a slow start and a great end. Next up is Arsenal, that will be in the December Update!

-Titan753

Nice going so far, been meaning to tell you I'm really digging your Mat Ryan signing (is he starting for you?). Would love to see what your roster looks like when you get a chance.

[vrabbit]

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Tex - I know the feeling of a disappointing end to a season but overall it's hard to say you didn't have a hell of a 1st season in Bundesliga, and at least you were able to beat Bayern in the cup final (would you had qualified for Europa anyways since they were destined for Champions?). I think you're really gonna next step in your 2nd season and will be able to handle all 3 competitions. Looking forward to seeing those updates.

[indiblue]

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'Indi, we need to talk. Come to the boardroom this Thursday at 2 pm.'

I figured it's to tell me I've been promoted to manager. Gus Poyet moved to Sunderland after that 'incident', and Oscar Garcia didn't stick around past a year. Yeah, that's go to be it. They want the new bloke to not be a wimp, to have a pair. It's got to be me. Who else could and would stick around for longer than a season? Heaven knows this club could do with some bloody continuity, and I'm the only first team coach who's been through it all. Hell, I could do it. Been here long enough, haven't I?

"We've hired Sami Hyypia."

F@ck me. What's that again? Some Finnish-Scouse hybrid tosser who got sacked for screwing up with a team that had Stefan Kießling in it is going to be this club's next manager? Not the common link between both top-six finishes? Not the guy who's basically made two substandard coaches look like miracle workers?

"But he's bringing in his own people, so I'm afraid you won't be part of the first team arrangement. We'd like you to take over the academy."

Yeah, very funny. I love those kids, but I'm not going to go backwards in my career for some false prophet wannabe. First, you decide not to give the top job to someone who knows this club, someone who's given everything to it for the last five years. And then, you want to demote me? Jokers, the lot of you.

"I'm not quite sure that's the right move for me right now, Charles. I'd like to explore my options."

And by that, I mean I'll find another club with whom I can put you tossers in your place.

.....

'Need a word. Starbucks, Jubilee Street. 6 pm. Come alone.'

Liam always sends the shadiest text messages, the nutter. My agent, he is. I love the guy. He's more like a friend than a business partner. Always looks out for yours truly. Ever since I got promoted from under-21 coach to first team assistant, he's been giving me solid advice on how to make the most of my situation. I trust him completely.

"Listen, mate. Don't get your hopes up, but there may be an opportunity with Palace."

Surely not Crystal Palace, Brighton's hated rivals?

"Beneficial because you could move back to London. Beneficial because you'd be in a more prominent place. Beneficial because... well, I could go on."

And what idiot would turn down the chance to become an assistant coach at a Premier League club? I mean, there's the huge increase in pay, but you also have to consider...

"Head coach."

"Come again?"

"Head coach. The position is for head coach."

Well, f@ck me.

[vrabbit]

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10cabee you look like you're rolling through League 1 just like I expected you would (still undefeated?). Shame to see Reid will be a goner bu I understand.

Kenny shame that you weren't able to crack the top4 this past season but at least you still get into European competition and landed a very underrated international gig with Belgium, you can really win the Euro's and WC with that roster.

sportsfreak hate to admit that your Monaco update was hard to follow, too much packed in one post, moving fast. I like the idea of Beckham as a manager only if the career really details his work. Don't take that to heart though, it's just my opinion and the main thing that matters is that you're having fun. I'll continue to follow but may not always have a take on it.

keano I see September was a battle each time out but luckily your perfect start in August is keeping you up in the standings. Nice win over Liege in Europa

[vrabbit]

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'Indi, we need to talk. Come to the boardroom this Thursday at 2 pm.'

I figured it's to tell me I've been promoted to manager. Gus Poyet moved to Sunderland after that 'incident', and Oscar Garcia didn't stick around past a year. Yeah, that's go to be it. They want the new bloke to not be a wimp, to have a pair. It's got to be me. Who else could and would stick around for longer than a season? Heaven knows this club could do with some bloody continuity, and I'm the only first team coach who's been through it all. Hell, I could do it. Been here long enough, haven't I?

"We've hired Sami Hyypia."

F@ck me. What's that again? Some Finnish-Scouse hybrid tosser who got sacked for screwing up with a team that had Stefan Kießling in it is going to be this club's next manager? Not the common link between both top-six finishes? Not the guy who's basically made two substandard coaches look like miracle workers?

"But he's bringing in his own people, so I'm afraid you won't be part of the first team arrangement. We'd like you to take over the academy."

Yeah, very funny. I love those kids, but I'm not going to go backwards in my career for some false prophet wannabe. First, you decide not to give the top job to someone who knows this club, someone who's given everything to it for the last five years. And then, you want to demote me? Jokers, the lot of you.

"I'm not quite sure that's the right move for me right now, Charles. I'd like to explore my options."

And by that, I mean I'll find another club with whom I can put you tossers in your place.

.....

'Need a word. Starbucks, Jubilee Street. 6 pm. Come alone.'

Liam always sends the shadiest text messages, the nutter. My agent, he is. I love the guy. He's more like a friend than a business partner. Always looks out for yours truly. Ever since I got promoted from under-21 coach to first team assistant, he's been giving me solid advice on how to make the most of my situation. I trust him completely.

"Listen, mate. Don't get your hopes up, but there may be an opportunity with Palace."

Surely not Crystal Palace, Brighton's hated rivals?

"Beneficial because you could move back to London. Beneficial because you'd be in a more prominent place. Beneficial because... well, I could go on."

And what idiot would turn down the chance to become an assistant coach at a Premier League club? I mean, there's the huge increase in pay, but you also have to consider...

"Head coach."

"Come again?"

"Head coach. The position is for head coach."

Well, f@ck me.

oh my

[indiblue]

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@Simppu LOL I misread your Milan recap and thought you accused your defenders of taking bribes to throw the game. Classic Orlov move, that! Shame about that game, but good results elsewhere.

@Cruzerr Great start. That loss to Rochdale was a shock, but you more than made up for it by beating Sp*rs. Weird seeing Leeds back in the Premier League.

@Titan Welcome aboard, mate. Great choice in Southampton, and wonderful start. Sitting pretty in third is fantastic, and you made some great signings. I too would love to check out your squad. Please post it when you have the time!

@Tex Shame you couldn't capitalise on Hannover's loss, but that cup makes up for it, don't you think? There's plenty of time to break into Europe. In the meantime, don't you dare let go of Ciftci, certainly not to Bayern!

@Keano Biggest suggestion I can give you is keep the ball. Maintain 60% possession, and you won't have to defend that much. When you do, do NOT pull your CBs out of position. Keep your central mids central, and pressure with your CDM, not your CBs. Jockey and contain, rather than trying to rush in and dispossess.

@Kenny Shame you couldn't hit the top 4, especially as it'd have knocked Sp*rs out of it, but there's always next year. I look forward to seeing who you sign to supplement your already strong team. Belgium job also looks a treat!

@Moose Just as soon as I catch up with one vid, you post two more. I'm going to respond to your videos in a separate post tomorrow, mate!

[Simppu12]

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Cruzerr, you're doing well so far and leading the league is impressive. It seems like you play better against big teams than against small ones. Shame about that defeat in the cup. I'll say that I enjoyed reading the post but I feel like it would've been better if you had added Thomas' thoughts in it or if you had written something from his perspective.

Keano, you bet I was was furious after the Milan game. They had two shots on target and both went in. As for transfers I have no idea what to do because I really don't need anyone. Now that you mentioned a midfielder, I could replace Matic with a CM who I love in real life and who also happens to have 6 months left on his contract in-game and move Vidal to the defensive position...

Indi, that would've been a very Orlov-like accusation haha and everyone, stop comparing my character with Orlov. Also, amazingly written introduction. I hope you continue writing in that style.

[_ChicoBass]

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'Indi, we need to talk. Come to the boardroom this Thursday at 2 pm.

F@ck me, that was good. When I saw the Brighton picture I though "alright, I know where this is going" but it was actually completely unexpected. Very nice twist to it but even at the end of the post there is nothing concrete. Looking forward to the next one!

[Keano16]

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keano I see September was a battle each time out but luckily your perfect start in August is keeping you up in the standings. Nice win over Liege in Europa

Yep it was, I think I have sorted out the defensive problems though....for now.

@Keano Biggest suggestion I can give you is keep the ball. Maintain 60% possession, and you won't have to defend that much. When you do, do NOT pull your CBs out of position. Keep your central mids central, and pressure with your CDM, not your CBs. Jockey and contain, rather than trying to rush in and dispossess.

Thanks for the suggestion! I think it'll really help. Also thanks for the other advice. Same goes for all you guys!
I'm the same as Chico, when I saw the Brighton crest I was like "Ok Brighton cool!" But I didn't see that twist coming, Nice job!

Cruzerr, A nice start to the League! Top after 3 months is very good going. Though in future please do 1 month updates! 3 months is a lot of reading! I also agree with Simp, maybe add something on each game from Thomas' perspective.


In regards to my CM, An update should be up tomorrow!

[Titan753]

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Squad Update

Goalkeepers
Fraiser Forster 76 (+1)
Matthew Ryan 75
Paulo Gazzaniga 63
Kelvin Davis 70

Defenders
RB- Nathaniel Clyne 76
CB- Niklas Sule 75
CB- Florin Gardos 75 (+1)
CB- Maya Yoshida 73 (+2)
CB- Toby Alderweireld 78
CB- Jason McCarthy 59 (+2)
LB- Ryan Bertrand 75
LB- Matt Targett 63 (+2)/CENTER]

Midfielders

CDM- Jack Cork 75
CDM- Victor Wanyama 76
CDM- Morgan Schneiderlin 80
RM- Lloyd Isgrove 65 (+1)
CM- James Ward-Prowse 75 (+1)
CM- Steven Davis 76
LM- Dusan Tadic 82 (+1)
LM- Jay Rodriguez 77 (+2)
LM- Josh Sims 60 (+2)
LM- Eljero Elia 75
CAM- Jonathan Williams 70

Strikers

Shane Long 77 (+1)
Emmanuel Mayuka 70
Graziano Pelle 77
Sam Gallagher 64 (+1)
Ryan Seager 63 (+2)
Jake Sinclair 58 (+1)

Wingers

LW- Saido Mane 75

Players out on loan

GK- Artur Boruc 76
CB- Jos Hooiveld 71 (+1)
CB- Jack Stephans 59 (+1)
CB- Jordan Turnbull 60 (+2)
CM- Jake Flanagan 60 (+2)
CM- Harrison Reed 66 (+3)
CM- Dominic Gape 61 (+3)
CAM- Gaston Ramirez 77
CAM- Jake Hesketh 61 (+1)
ST- Daniel Pablo Osvaldo 77

Blue means that the player is on loan at Southampton

[vrabbit]

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Squad Update

Goalkeepers
Fraiser Forster 76 (+1)
Matthew Ryan 75
Paulo Gazzaniga 63
Kelvin Davis 70

Defenders
RB- Nathaniel Clyne 76
CB- Niklas Sule 75
CB- Florin Gardos 75 (+1)
CB- Maya Yoshida 73 (+2)
CB- Toby Alderweireld 78
CB- Jason McCarthy 59 (+2)
LB- Ryan Bertrand 75
LB- Matt Targett 63 (+2)/CENTER]

Midfielders

CDM- Jack Cork 75
CDM- Victor Wanyama 76
CDM- Morgan Schneiderlin 80
RM- Lloyd Isgrove 65 (+1)
CM- James Ward-Prowse 75 (+1)
CM- Steven Davis 76
LM- Dusan Tadic 82 (+1)
LM- Jay Rodriguez 77 (+2)
LM- Josh Sims 60 (+2)
LM- Eljero Elia 75
CAM- Jonathan Williams 70

Strikers

Shane Long 77 (+1)
Emmanuel Mayuka 70
Graziano Pelle 77
Sam Gallagher 64 (+1)
Ryan Seager 63 (+2)
Jake Sinclair 58 (+1)

Wingers

LW- Saido Mane 75

Players out on loan

GK- Artur Boruc 76
CB- Jos Hooiveld 71 (+1)
CB- Jack Stephans 59 (+1)
CB- Jordan Turnbull 60 (+2)
CM- Jake Flanagan 60 (+2)
CM- Harrison Reed 66 (+3)
CM- Dominic Gape 61 (+3)
CAM- Gaston Ramirez 77
CAM- Jake Hesketh 61 (+1)
ST- Daniel Pablo Osvaldo 77

Blue means that the player is on loan at Southampton

that's a really nice roster, what formation do you roll with?

On a separate note, can someone direct me to the most recent question regarding strategy/defending? Thanks.

[redsox4evur]

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I have question for the CM guys here. How many of you really rely on the skill moves. I have been trying to get established with since Fifa 14 but really cannot master them. So I wanted to see how you guys implemented them in your strategy.

On a separate note, can someone direct me to the most recent question regarding strategy/defending? Thanks.

This one?

.10char

[Cruzerr]

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Right, since I have missed a few days hanging around here, and that math is a complete b***h, I'll rather read all of your career modes to keep my nerves calm! Yey!

Right, starting from page 901, oh boy:

@Chico -

Spoiler

I like the transfers, especially Quinti, he seems like a hot prospect. You destroyed Barca and I love that picture, like a flying header.

Page 906 - Osasuna still going strong, you beat another big team and you are in the finals! Great work! I am already keen on reading on and seeing how the final went. I am honestly going to say that go for the league, since the game against Real will be really difficult, but, I don't see a problem on how you can't possible go for both of them. Your B-team has performed fine.

@Tex -

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Only loss coming against Dortmund, no surprise there, yet it seems that you bounced back rather well. For your first season at Bundesliga, you really are killing it. Çiftçi is doing work.

Right, now got to page 904 Tex - I can't really say much about the signings since I really don't know the players, yet the writeup itself was good and improving the squad can't hurt. Maybe if I read a few pages up, I can see their impact. :P


Page 906 - Some good wins instantly getting you a few spots higher, Çiftçi still carrying his weight around.

Page 909 - That is a rather sad and rough month, only positive was the quarter final, I guess. How did Mak go that beast? :O

Page 913 - Right, two posts in a row, like I hadn't read enough yet. A rough loss against Leverkusen, yet in FIFA, they somehow feel like a really tough team to beat. Then that second post, YOU ARE IN THE FINAL. Can't wait to read about that. Still in a pretty iffy spot in the league, hopefully you can edge it.

Page 916 - Right, here we go. I haven't clicked on the spoilers yet, so I am hoping for the best at this moment.

Spoiler

OHHHH YOU BEAUTY! You did it! Very well done! I mean, it is a bit sad that you dropped to 8th, but winning the Pokal is a very nice step towards other silverware. And then you cap it all off with a nice review, not surprised that Çiftçi is the player of the year.

@Showard -

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Sad about what happened with the save file. I am impressed with the way you made that squad report and the job of Scotland seems like a good one.

Page 905 - You did well with the very, very little funds you had. I personally can't play fifa like. I usually use the cheat engine to atleast make a proper youth system, lol. I also like that you added other big transfers in there! (Pogba to Atletico, wat.)

@Keano -

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Reid, Delph, Clyne, Scuffet - you can't go wrong with those guys in my opinion, great work! Stambouli and Bernat are interesting ones, never really tried them in fifa. Also, you absolutely DESTROYED everybody, so great work there. Your Europa League group looks like a one that you could advance from, keen to see that.

Page 912 - Quick question, where do you get those pictures (the team crests and the cup/league logos?). You got lucky with the sim, holy. That Liege game also looks like really fun, I love those multiple goal games. Losing to Manu is no biggie, you are doing really well in the league, hope you continue the good form.

@Simppu -

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You gotta think if a player like Benzema who was beast for you last season has a bad stretch, then the rest of the team must be amazing - and seeing what Bale, Lacazette and the rest of the crew are up to, safe to say that they are. What a powerhouse team you got there!

Page 918 - Defenders forgot why they get payed? LOL hahahaa, great one Simp.

Do you wanna like kick a few players out of the team to make it a bit more fair to the other teams in the league? Just pointing out, you are on fire. I guess the Milan game was a slipup but eh, it makes a better storyline now.

@Falaph -

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Can't add much to the report, other than it seems that some of your players (Nicholls is a prime example) are progressing really well.

Page 907 - Great play there, you beat Hull, MK Dons, did well in the league, everything. Çiftçi really looks like a POTM in a few career modes over here :P. Your starting 11 looks pretty strong aswell, I hope Zelalem turns into a fantastic player (for you and me, I guess. :P)

Page 911 never forget - Get destroyeeeeed, Villa. Those big teams have nothing on you! Premier League seems really close now!

Page 912 - GET F***ED CHELSKI! Well done, very very well done. Like I thought and read earlier, big teams have NOTHING on you.

@Kenny77 -

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That Liverpool 4-3 game had to be really fun to play. You keep hold of Ross, he is absolutely fantastic.

Page 908 - WE LOVE YOU ARSENAL, WE DO! WE LOVE YOU ARSENAL, WE DO! WE LOVE YOU ARSENAL, WE DO! OHH ARSENAL, WE LOVE YOU!

Then I looked at the league board and got sad, damn it. Anyway, not the worst month and you are still in the race for those top spots.

Page 911 - Sad to see ManU beating you like that, adding insult to injury. It will be interesting to see if you can break into the top 4, but that GD is insane.

Page 914 - You didn't lose, you won against the Spuds, sad to see you finishing fifth, especially because it instantly reminded me how I played with Everton and finished fifth, behind Sp*rs aswell. Still, if you strengthen the squad you will do well in the Europa league and in the league next year!

@Moose141 -

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CYA SPUDS! Fantastic video aswell, and to think you edged it in the end so well. I like the video aspect, it somehow sends the emotions through a lot better.

Right, your latter video - I was keen instantly to see how you played away from England. Not surprised that you beat Cardiff, that was bound to happen. Legia caused you no trouble, what the hell. I mean, sure they took a few shots and the keeper kept you in it, but like they say - if you don't score, they will. Another nice episode, good job!

@vrabbit -

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Oh boy, when I saw that preview of the player review, I got really excited. Then I saw the post itself - WOT, but completely worth the read. I like it how you stated the 1-star scout fact, that is really lucky to find a such good player.

Then, a few posts down, your pre-season post - it seems that you have a lot of those youngsters that can develop into great players. Locadia seems like an absolute beast. Not really surprised that you got destroyed by Spain, a hard matchup any day in FIFA.

Page 909 - *** **** it, another player review? Farago is a beast, holyyyyy. This is what I love the most, seeing how a player developes and the way you reflect on it was nice. It must be fun, eh?

@Titan753 -

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Welcome to the board, lad! Hope you enjoy your stay here. First off, already a good signing and a great team choice. Really interesting to see how you go with this, keep it up!

Page 912 - Good signing in, seems like you won those 2 games pretty well, I guess I have to read about them in detail in the next post. :P

Which is literally 2 posts later, ok. It seems like Ward-Prowse is a big factor in your game, which is great - love the guy. Another great signing, keep it up!

Page 913 - Not surprised Prowse is the POTM, he is sick. I like it how you wrote that ManU's defense is strong, it really is unlike IRL and proves that you are playing fifa, lol. :P

Page 916 - Even if it was a disappointing month, you are still really high in the league table. Shame I can't see the points to compare it with other teams, yet its fine.

Next page and November - Surprise loss against Hull, yet after that it was all fine and dandy! Nice win against City, I guess Tadic really saved you with the penalty.

@sportsfreak96 -

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Monaco and Beckham? Good thinking there, interesting idea. How is Wilshere and Martial for you, do you enjoy playing with them?

@10cabee -

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I honestly thought that there were no more posters and then you show up, lol. Nah, I enjoy your Exeter career mode anyway, so lets see!

Your team seems pretty well balanced, in the way that you don't depend on one player to score, which always makes life easier. Top of the league by a quite substantial margin, so I don't see any reason why you shouldn't advance next season!

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WHAT THE HELL I GOT TO PAGE 918 AND THERE ARE 2 NEW PAGES NOW. Alright, here we go again.

@indiblue -

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Your writing style is unique and the british language in it makes it all the better to read, interested to see on how all of this plays out.

As for my own career mode, yeah, I guess 3 months is a tad too much, I will make a 1 month later. For the coaches own thoughts..hmm...I'll see and think about I guess.

Oh and Titan, that is a really nice roster, agreeing on rabbit with this one.

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This is a huge wall of text, but I am fairly certain that I left nobody out. I put it in spoilers now that I saw the wall, so it is easier for all of you to read. I hope I left nobody out. I'm off to bed now, good night.

[Titan753]

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that's a really nice roster, what formation do you roll with?

On a separate note, can someone direct me to the most recent question regarding strategy/defending? Thanks.

I play a 4-5-1 well sorta, thats what the game says. More like the picture below.

Sorry about the names on the formation, thats all i could find!

[jamiec47]

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'Indi, we need to talk. Come to the boardroom this Thursday at 2 pm.'

I figured it's to tell me I've been promoted to manager. Gus Poyet moved to Sunderland after that 'incident', and Oscar Garcia didn't stick around past a year. Yeah, that's go to be it. They want the new bloke to not be a wimp, to have a pair. It's got to be me. Who else could and would stick around for longer than a season? Heaven knows this club could do with some bloody continuity, and I'm the only first team coach who's been through it all. Hell, I could do it. Been here long enough, haven't I?

"We've hired Sami Hyypia."

F@ck me. What's that again? Some Finnish-Scouse hybrid tosser who got sacked for screwing up with a team that had Stefan Kießling in it is going to be this club's next manager? Not the common link between both top-six finishes? Not the guy who's basically made two substandard coaches look like miracle workers?

"But he's bringing in his own people, so I'm afraid you won't be part of the first team arrangement. We'd like you to take over the academy."

Yeah, very funny. I love those kids, but I'm not going to go backwards in my career for some false prophet wannabe. First, you decide not to give the top job to someone who knows this club, someone who's given everything to it for the last five years. And then, you want to demote me? Jokers, the lot of you.

"I'm not quite sure that's the right move for me right now, Charles. I'd like to explore my options."

And by that, I mean I'll find another club with whom I can put you tossers in your place.

.....

'Need a word. Starbucks, Jubilee Street. 6 pm. Come alone.'

Liam always sends the shadiest text messages, the nutter. My agent, he is. I love the guy. He's more like a friend than a business partner. Always looks out for yours truly. Ever since I got promoted from under-21 coach to first team assistant, he's been giving me solid advice on how to make the most of my situation. I trust him completely.

"Listen, mate. Don't get your hopes up, but there may be an opportunity with Palace."

Surely not Crystal Palace, Brighton's hated rivals?

"Beneficial because you could move back to London. Beneficial because you'd be in a more prominent place. Beneficial because... well, I could go on."

And what idiot would turn down the chance to become an assistant coach at a Premier League club? I mean, there's the huge increase in pay, but you also have to consider...

"Head coach."

"Come again?"

"Head coach. The position is for head coach."

Well, f@ck me.

I know what kind of idiot would turn down a job as head coach at Crystal Palace. One that has been offered the job at Sunderland! Right? Right? Plz

No, I'm kidding. That was brilliant. I'm not going to lie, I saw the Brighton logo and I was disappointed. Now I am captivated!