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Jesus, and then they said that Corleone was violent, abusive and crazy haha. I'm really enjoying those little write-ups where we can see how the manager feels and how he's shouting. Also, some great results there! I'm sure you are in the top three.
Originally posted by Kenny77
FIFA 15 | Season 2 | 2015/16

Spoiler
The Toffees
~News Bulletin~
BREAKING NEWS
Jim White: This just in, the FA have charged Everton manager with abusive conduct during their away match at West Ham last month. Kenny has been charged with using abusive and foul language towards referee Phil Dowd after he had sent off Seamus Coleman for a seemingly harmless tackle, a red card that was later rescinded. Kenny, however, has been caught on camera using abusive language towards the referee. Kenny has until 6pm tomorrow to respond to the charge. We'll bring any further developments on that latest development here to you first, on Sky Sports News HQ.
~End of bulletin~
October Fixtures

Match 10
SK Rapid Wien 2-5 Everton
EVRTN - Ings 3' , Gauld 11' 41' , McGeady 21' , McCarthy 68'
SKRW - Alar 6' , Schobesberger 24'
MOTM: Ryan Gauld
A match we should've kept a clean sheet, but once again we didn't. Ings raced through in the 3rd minute to open the scoring, but only 3 minutes later we conceded from a corner! I was raging on the sideline:
"Okay okay good defending goal ki...what the f*ck ref? Are you special? That clearly went out off that lanky pr*ck they have up top! Okay okay lads into position defend this"
"What the hell Howard? Are you as special as that fool of a ref? If you're gonna come, bloody claim it! Oh my sweet J*sus!
Luckily for us, Gauld fires us back in front 5 minutes later with a wonderful solo effort. And then 10 minutes later we went 3-1 up through McGeady, cutting inside onto his favoured right foot and smashing into the top corner. But once again, those fools at the back conceded just 3 minutes later:
"Break him! Tackle him for crying out loud! No no no no NOOOOOO! Dier, my grandmother could've tackled him! And for god's sake Howard wake up will ya!"
Our little loanee magician Gauld went on a fantastic run, before playing a 1-2 with Ings and ramming home just 4 minutes before the break, ensuring we went in 2 up:
"Howard, Dier, f*cking explain yeirselves ye tossers! Are ye just out there for a Thursday night stroll? Because there's plenty others who are busting their balls to get into this team instead of clowns like ye!"
Howard: "I'm sorry boss, it's just y'all been putting so much pressure on me...
Me: "Pressure? Pressure? Ohhh if we actually had a decent no. 2 I would kick your sorry a*s right out that door!
Dier: "Sorry gaffer, I don't know what happened out there, I'll do better 2nd half"
Me: "Ohhh you better do better because it couldn't get any bloody worse. Now get out there and beat that shower of...
*Kenny is drowned out by a cheer from the team*
A mch more solid performance where we kept possession before McCarthy broke through to ensure all 3 points for us.

Match 11
Everton 6-2 Aston Villa 
EVRTN - Mirallas 21' 50' , Lukaku 27' 64' , Baines 70' , Barkley 81'
AVL - Benteke 47' 52'
MOTM: Kevin Mirallas
A solid-ish defensive performance combined with an outstanding attacking performance meant we ran out comprehensive winners in this one. We raced into a 2-0 lead within half an hour, courtesy of Mirallas and Lukaku. As we were 2-0 up at half-time, there was nothing to be said...well that was a mistake. We were caught asleep at the start of the 2nd half, where Sanchez whipped in a ball for Benteke to head home:
"Coleman get out there and tackle him"
"NOOO don't dive in you twat"
"Dammit! JUMP SCHAR JUMP"
"B*llocks! For crying out loud why can't we just keep a bloody clean sheet"
Mirallas responded perfectly, restoring our 2 goal cushion 3 minutes later, only for Benteke to once again jump highest to head in. But from then on, we dominated, closed the game out and scored a further 3 goals from Lukaku, Baines and Barkley.

Match 11
Everton 3-1 QPR 
EVRTN - Barkley 18' , Ings 60' 63' , Tiote sent off 79' (2 yellows)
QPR - Remy 28' , Faurlin sent off 48'
MOTM: Ross Barkley
An average performance against a poor team. We went ahead early through Barkley, but Remy equalised 10 minutes later, and we went in level at the break:
*Pleading Voice* "Why can't ye just keep a clean sheet? Is it really so hard? Like Howard, Dier, Schar, ye were all at fault for that pr*ck Remy's goal, I don't want to hear any excuses, ye know how sh*te ye were, don't let it happen again!"
Well the lads listened, and just 3 minutes into the 2nd half, QPR were down to 10 men when Faurlin brought down Ings in the box. Baines stepped up to take it...:
*Kenny turns to bench* "Yes lads this one's in the bag"
*Crowd groans while Kenny faces away* "Wait what?!?! WHAT THE F*CK LEIGHTON?!
*Kenny turns to assistant, John-Joe* "What. Just. Happened??
John-Joe: "Em, well you see, he missed..."
"I know he missed you clown, but how??"
John-Joe: "Em, he kicked it off the post, and it didn't go in"
"Ohhh nevermind you bumbling idiot"
It turns out that penalty miss didn't matter, as Ings grabbed 2 goals in 3 minutes to secure victory. But then Tiote needlessly got sent off for diving in when he had already been booked. All-in-all, a comfortable score-line, but not a comfortable win.

Match 12
Everton 2-0 Lazio 
EVRTN - Gauld 13' , Baines 61' (FK)
MOTM: Ryan Gauld
YES!! A CLEAN SHEET! And against our rivals for top spot in this group, get in there! Gauld continued his fine run of form by giving us the lead 13 minutes in. There were a few shaky moments throughout the first half, but at long last Dier and Schar seem to be forming a bit of a partnership, and were both rocks at the back in this must win game. We continued this throughout the 2nd half, and Baines sealed victory with a 25 yard peach of a free kick into the bottom corner.

Match 13
Newcastle 0-3 Everton 
EVRTN - Barkley 19' 21' , Baines 84' PEN
MOTM: Ross Barkley
Yes! Another clean sheet!! We dominated this one, with Barkley giving us the lead 19 minutes in, by playing a one-two with Lukaku, beating M'Biwa and firing past a helpless Krul. Then 2 minutes later he dispossessed Coloccini and went clean through on goal before stroking past Krul. We kept possession for the remainder of the match, and after Barkley was brought down in the box in the 83rd minute, Baines secured all 3 points from the penalty spot:
"I'm not turning around this time, not after that last penalty"
"C'mon, c'mon, C'MOOOOONNNNNNN! Yes Leighton yes! 3 goals 3 points, suck it Carver!

Match 14 - Capital One Cup Rnd of 16
Everton 1-1 Tottenham 
(AET 1-1)
Everton won 2-0 on penalties
EVRTN - Tiote 65'
SPRS - Doumbia 84'
MOTM: Cheick Tiote
A tight, tough match that was close throughout. 0-0 at half time meant I was content, because we weren't playing badly:
"C'mon lads, ye're playing well, but ye have to take yeir chances. Just keep plugging away, chip away at their defense and take those chances. Let's win this match, and this bloody cup"
The 2nd half sparked into life when Tiote grabbed his first goal since joining last January. We looked to be going through to the Quarter Final, but Doumbia had other ideas, bursting through our defence to slot past Howard and send the match to extra-time. Extra-time was dull, with neither team going for it, fearing they'd be caught on the counter. Penalties would be needed.
"Lads, do ye want this? Let's not have a repeat of what happened against those United pr*cks last season. Be confident, don't look at the keeper, just the ball, nothing else but the ball"
Well, the shoot-out was....different. Neither team looked confident, but Spurs were simply worse than us, converting none of their spot kicks. We won 2-0, to secure our place in the Quarter Finals.
October Player of the Month: Ross Barkley

An outstanding month for the young England international, who was the difference in most of our matches. He really showed his class this month, and was rewarded with a new deal to keep him at the club for at least another 2 years.
Next update will be a Belgium one for September and October (because i forgot to the September one so might aswel do the October one with it) Also, sorry but I forgot this month's table yet again. No press conference either for this month, simply because I have to go now! Sorry about that.
Thanks for reading! Any feedback is appreciated.
BREAKING NEWS
Jim White: This just in, the FA have charged Everton manager with abusive conduct during their away match at West Ham last month. Kenny has been charged with using abusive and foul language towards referee Phil Dowd after he had sent off Seamus Coleman for a seemingly harmless tackle, a red card that was later rescinded. Kenny, however, has been caught on camera using abusive language towards the referee. Kenny has until 6pm tomorrow to respond to the charge. We'll bring any further developments on that latest development here to you first, on Sky Sports News HQ.
~End of bulletin~
October Fixtures

Match 10
SK Rapid Wien 2-5 Everton

EVRTN - Ings 3' , Gauld 11' 41' , McGeady 21' , McCarthy 68'
SKRW - Alar 6' , Schobesberger 24'
MOTM: Ryan Gauld
A match we should've kept a clean sheet, but once again we didn't. Ings raced through in the 3rd minute to open the scoring, but only 3 minutes later we conceded from a corner! I was raging on the sideline:
"Okay okay good defending goal ki...what the f*ck ref? Are you special? That clearly went out off that lanky pr*ck they have up top! Okay okay lads into position defend this"
"What the hell Howard? Are you as special as that fool of a ref? If you're gonna come, bloody claim it! Oh my sweet J*sus!
Luckily for us, Gauld fires us back in front 5 minutes later with a wonderful solo effort. And then 10 minutes later we went 3-1 up through McGeady, cutting inside onto his favoured right foot and smashing into the top corner. But once again, those fools at the back conceded just 3 minutes later:
"Break him! Tackle him for crying out loud! No no no no NOOOOOO! Dier, my grandmother could've tackled him! And for god's sake Howard wake up will ya!"
Our little loanee magician Gauld went on a fantastic run, before playing a 1-2 with Ings and ramming home just 4 minutes before the break, ensuring we went in 2 up:
"Howard, Dier, f*cking explain yeirselves ye tossers! Are ye just out there for a Thursday night stroll? Because there's plenty others who are busting their balls to get into this team instead of clowns like ye!"
Howard: "I'm sorry boss, it's just y'all been putting so much pressure on me...
Me: "Pressure? Pressure? Ohhh if we actually had a decent no. 2 I would kick your sorry a*s right out that door!
Dier: "Sorry gaffer, I don't know what happened out there, I'll do better 2nd half"
Me: "Ohhh you better do better because it couldn't get any bloody worse. Now get out there and beat that shower of...
*Kenny is drowned out by a cheer from the team*
A mch more solid performance where we kept possession before McCarthy broke through to ensure all 3 points for us.

Match 11


EVRTN - Mirallas 21' 50' , Lukaku 27' 64' , Baines 70' , Barkley 81'
AVL - Benteke 47' 52'
MOTM: Kevin Mirallas
A solid-ish defensive performance combined with an outstanding attacking performance meant we ran out comprehensive winners in this one. We raced into a 2-0 lead within half an hour, courtesy of Mirallas and Lukaku. As we were 2-0 up at half-time, there was nothing to be said...well that was a mistake. We were caught asleep at the start of the 2nd half, where Sanchez whipped in a ball for Benteke to head home:
"Coleman get out there and tackle him"
"NOOO don't dive in you twat"
"Dammit! JUMP SCHAR JUMP"
"B*llocks! For crying out loud why can't we just keep a bloody clean sheet"
Mirallas responded perfectly, restoring our 2 goal cushion 3 minutes later, only for Benteke to once again jump highest to head in. But from then on, we dominated, closed the game out and scored a further 3 goals from Lukaku, Baines and Barkley.

Match 11


EVRTN - Barkley 18' , Ings 60' 63' , Tiote sent off 79' (2 yellows)
QPR - Remy 28' , Faurlin sent off 48'
MOTM: Ross Barkley
An average performance against a poor team. We went ahead early through Barkley, but Remy equalised 10 minutes later, and we went in level at the break:
*Pleading Voice* "Why can't ye just keep a clean sheet? Is it really so hard? Like Howard, Dier, Schar, ye were all at fault for that pr*ck Remy's goal, I don't want to hear any excuses, ye know how sh*te ye were, don't let it happen again!"
Well the lads listened, and just 3 minutes into the 2nd half, QPR were down to 10 men when Faurlin brought down Ings in the box. Baines stepped up to take it...:
*Kenny turns to bench* "Yes lads this one's in the bag"
*Crowd groans while Kenny faces away* "Wait what?!?! WHAT THE F*CK LEIGHTON?!
*Kenny turns to assistant, John-Joe* "What. Just. Happened??
John-Joe: "Em, well you see, he missed..."
"I know he missed you clown, but how??"
John-Joe: "Em, he kicked it off the post, and it didn't go in"
"Ohhh nevermind you bumbling idiot"
It turns out that penalty miss didn't matter, as Ings grabbed 2 goals in 3 minutes to secure victory. But then Tiote needlessly got sent off for diving in when he had already been booked. All-in-all, a comfortable score-line, but not a comfortable win.

Match 12


EVRTN - Gauld 13' , Baines 61' (FK)
MOTM: Ryan Gauld
YES!! A CLEAN SHEET! And against our rivals for top spot in this group, get in there! Gauld continued his fine run of form by giving us the lead 13 minutes in. There were a few shaky moments throughout the first half, but at long last Dier and Schar seem to be forming a bit of a partnership, and were both rocks at the back in this must win game. We continued this throughout the 2nd half, and Baines sealed victory with a 25 yard peach of a free kick into the bottom corner.

Match 13


EVRTN - Barkley 19' 21' , Baines 84' PEN
MOTM: Ross Barkley
Yes! Another clean sheet!! We dominated this one, with Barkley giving us the lead 19 minutes in, by playing a one-two with Lukaku, beating M'Biwa and firing past a helpless Krul. Then 2 minutes later he dispossessed Coloccini and went clean through on goal before stroking past Krul. We kept possession for the remainder of the match, and after Barkley was brought down in the box in the 83rd minute, Baines secured all 3 points from the penalty spot:
"I'm not turning around this time, not after that last penalty"
"C'mon, c'mon, C'MOOOOONNNNNNN! Yes Leighton yes! 3 goals 3 points, suck it Carver!

Match 14 - Capital One Cup Rnd of 16


(AET 1-1)
Everton won 2-0 on penalties
EVRTN - Tiote 65'
SPRS - Doumbia 84'
MOTM: Cheick Tiote
A tight, tough match that was close throughout. 0-0 at half time meant I was content, because we weren't playing badly:
"C'mon lads, ye're playing well, but ye have to take yeir chances. Just keep plugging away, chip away at their defense and take those chances. Let's win this match, and this bloody cup"
The 2nd half sparked into life when Tiote grabbed his first goal since joining last January. We looked to be going through to the Quarter Final, but Doumbia had other ideas, bursting through our defence to slot past Howard and send the match to extra-time. Extra-time was dull, with neither team going for it, fearing they'd be caught on the counter. Penalties would be needed.
"Lads, do ye want this? Let's not have a repeat of what happened against those United pr*cks last season. Be confident, don't look at the keeper, just the ball, nothing else but the ball"
Well, the shoot-out was....different. Neither team looked confident, but Spurs were simply worse than us, converting none of their spot kicks. We won 2-0, to secure our place in the Quarter Finals.
October Player of the Month: Ross Barkley

An outstanding month for the young England international, who was the difference in most of our matches. He really showed his class this month, and was rewarded with a new deal to keep him at the club for at least another 2 years.
Next update will be a Belgium one for September and October (because i forgot to the September one so might aswel do the October one with it) Also, sorry but I forgot this month's table yet again. No press conference either for this month, simply because I have to go now! Sorry about that.
Thanks for reading! Any feedback is appreciated.
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