This is Oil Country

[goosedennis]

Settings:
Difficulty: All-Star
Sliders: TNK's All-Star Sliders
Period Length: 12 minutes
Trading: Realistic
Free Agency: Off-season: Anything goes. In-season: Only as needed.
Updates: Game-by-Game

IMPORTANT:
The "NHL" has switched to no-touch icing and has gone back to ties. I've heard they're all the rage. The standings will be in 4-3-2-1 format.

[goosedennis]

Standings and Schedule

Edmonton Oilers 2011-12 Schedule
DATE	OPPONENT	RESULT
Oct 9	vs Pittsburgh Penguins	Won, 4-0
Oct 13	at Minnesota Wild	Won, 4-2
Oct 15	vs Vancouver Canucks	Lost, 7-5
Oct 17	vs Nashville Predators	Lost, 4-1
Oct 18	at Calgary Flames	Lost, 2-1
Oct 20	vs Minnesota Wild	Lost, 4-3
Oct 22	vs New York Rangers	Won, 2-0
Oct 25	vs Vancouver Canucks	Won, 3-1
Oct 27	vs Washington Capitals
Oct 28	at Colorado Avalanche
Oct 30	vs St. Louis Blues
Nov 3	at Los Angeles Kings
Nov 5	at Phoenix Coyotes
Nov 8	at Montreal Canadiens
Nov 10	at Boston Bruins
Nov 11	at Detroit Red Wings
Nov 13	at Chicago Blackhawks
Nov 17	vs Ottawa Senators
Nov 19	vs Chicago Blackhawks
Nov 21	at Dallas Stars
Nov 22	at Nashville Predators
Nov 25	at Minnesot Wild
Nov 26	at Colorado Avalanche
Nov 28	vs Nashville Predators
Nov 30	vs Minnesota Wild
Dec 2	vs Columbus Blue Jackets
Dec 3	vs Calgary Flames
Dec 7	vs Carolina Hurricanes
Dec 9	vs Colorado Avalanche
Dec 10	at Calgary Flames
Dec 15	at Phoenix Coyotes
Dec 17	at San Jose Sharks
Dec 19	vs Detroit Red Wings
Dec 22	vs Minnesota Wild
Dec 26	at Vancouver Canucks
Dec 29	at Minnesota Wild
Dec 31	at New York Islanders
Jan 2	at Chicago Blackhawks
Jan 3	at Buffalo Sabres
Jan 5	at St Louis Blues
Jan 7	at Dallas Stars
Jan 11	vs New Jersey Devils
Jan 13	vs Anaheim Ducks
Jan 15	vs Los Angeles Kings
Jan 17	at Columbus Blue Jackets
Jan 19	at St. Louis Blues
Jan 21	vs Calgary Flames
Jan 23	vs San Jose Sharks
Jan 24	at Vancouver Canucks
Jan 31	vs Colorado Avalanche
Feb 2	vs Chicago Blackhawks
Feb 4	vs Detroit Red Wings
Feb 6	at Toronto Maple Leafs
Feb 8	at Detroit Red Wings
Feb 11	at Ottawa Senators
Feb 15	vs Toronto Maple Leafs
Feb 17	vs Colorado Avalanche
Feb 19	vs Vancouver Canucks
Feb 21	at Calgary Flames
Feb 23	vs Philadelphia Flyers
Feb 25	vs Phoenix Coyotes
Feb 27	at Winnipeg Jets
Feb 29	vs St. Louis Blues
Mar 2	vs Dallas Stars
Mar 5	at Anaheim Ducks
Mar 6	at San Jose Sharks
Mar 8	vs Montreal Canadiens
Mar 10	at Colorado Avalanche
Mar 12	vs San Jose Sharks
Mar 14	vs Columbus Blue Jackets
Mar 16	vs Calgary Flames
Mar 18	vs Phoenix Coyotes
Mar 20	at Nashville Predators
Mar 22	at Tampa Bay Lightning
Mar 23	at Florida Panthers
Mar 25	at Columbus Blue Jackets
Mar 28	vs Dallas Stars
Mar 30	vs Los Angeles Kings
Apr 1	at Anaheim Ducks
Apr 2	at Los Angeles Kings
Apr 5	vs Anaheim Ducks
Apr 7	at Vancouver Canucks

[goosedennis]

Oilers Announce Home Opener Lines

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Ryan Smyth - Shawn Horcoff - Ales Hemsky

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Taylor "My mother says I'm special" Hall - Ryan Nugent-Hopkins - Jordan Eberle

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Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson - Gilbert Brule - Sam Gagner

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Andrew Cogliano - Eric Belanger - Ryan "I have a pretty face" Jones

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Ryan "3 teams in 4 years" Whitney - Tom "My hair favours one side" Gilbert

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Ladislav Smid - Cam Barker

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Jason Strudwick - Theo Peckham


Nikolai Khabibulin

[goosedennis]

Pittsburgh Penguins at Edmonton Oilers
Oct 9, 2011 1 2 3 F PIT (0-3-0-0) 0 0 0 0 EDM (1-0-0-0) 1 0 3 4 Three Stars Shawn Horcoff 1 G, 1 A Ales Hemsky 1 G Nikolai Khabibuilin SO	Team Stats Comparison PIT EDM Shots on Goal 14 18 Hits 11 19 Faceoffs Won-Lost 25 17 Penalty Minutes 0 4 Power Plays Converted 0 0 Power Play Opportunities 2 0 Time on Attack 10:18 8:35
Scoring Summary FIRST PERIOD EDM 0:55: Ales Hemsky (1), (Shawn Horcoff) THIRD PERIOD EDM 16:20: Ryan Jones (1), (Andrew Cogliano, Eric Belanger) EDM 19:27: Shawn Horcoff (1), (Ryan Smyth, Ryan Whitney) EN EDM 19:54: Sam Gagner (1), (Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson, Cam Barker)
Pittsburgh Penguins - Goalies GOALIES SHOTS SAVES SV % GAA Marc-Andre Fleury 17 14 82% 3.69
Edmonton Oilers - Goalies GOALIES SHOTS SAVES SV % GAA Nikolai Khabibuilin 14 14 100% 0.00
Edmonton Oilers - Skaters SKATERS TOI G A +/- SOG PIM Ryan Whitney 33:08 0 1 +2 1 0 Tom Gilbert 29:36 0 0 +2 0 0 Cam Barker 25:41 0 1 +2 0 0 Ryan Smyth 25:29 0 1 +2 2 0 Gilbert Brule 25:17 0 0 +1 1 0 Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson 25:08 0 1 +2 0 0 Sam Gagner 24:21 1 0 +1 1 2 Shawn Horcoff 23:55 1 1 +2 1 0 Ales Hemsky 22:26 1 0 +2 2 0 Ladislav Smid 17:08 0 0 +2 2 2 Jason Strudwick 8:57 0 0 E 1 0 Eric Belanger 7:54 0 1 +1 1 0 Ryan Jones 5:55 1 0 +1 3 0 Ryan Nugent-Hopkins 5:22 0 0 E 0 0 Theo Peckham 4:43 0 0 E 1 0 Taylor Hall 4:43 0 0 E 0 0 Jordan Eberle 4:03 0 0 E 0 0 Andrew Cogliano 2:12 0 1 +1 0 0

Game Highlights:


Ales Hemsky sending the first, and ultimately deciding, goal into the three hole of Marc-Andre Fleury


Jordan Eberle sends Penguins' centre Ryan Craig over the boards


The most asinine NHL 12 goal you'll ever see.

[goosedennis]

After I did the box score, I went to hit Ctrl+T for a new tab, but ended up hitting Ctrl+R to refresh the page. Son of a bitch. Anyways, the Oilers won 4-2. Taylor Hall, Ryan Smyth, Tom Gilbert, and RNH were the goal scorers. Here is a video of RNH's first NHL goal:

[bthomp05]

Great work Goose - love your player names, ha-ha

[goosedennis]

Devan Dubnyk sucks.

Vancouver Canucks at Edmonton Oilers
Jan 1, 1 2 3 F VAN (4-0-1-0) 1 4 2 7 EDM (2-1-0-0) 1 2 2 5 Three Stars Ryan Kesler 2 G, 1 A Daniel Sedin 1 G, 1 A Henrik Sedin 1 G, 1 A	Team Stats Comparison VAN EDM Shots on Goal 35 37 Hits 15 14 Faceoffs Won-Lost 27 34 Penalty Minutes 20 16 Power Plays Converted 0 1 Power Play Opportunities 3 5 Time on Attack 3:55 4:02
Scoring Summary FIRST PERIOD EDM 16 Shawn Horcoff (2), (Ryan Smyth) VAN 18:26: Henrik Sedin (1), (Daniel Sedin, Kevin Bieksa) SECOND PERIOD EDM 3:08: Gilbert Brule (1), (Jordan Eberle, Ladislav Smid) VAN 6:23: Mikael Samuelsson (3), (Dan Hamuis, Mason Raymond) SH EDM 11:12: Ryan Nugent-Hopkins (2), (Ryan Whitney, Tom Gilbert) VAN 13:01: Ryan Kesler (2), (Aaron Rome, Marco Sturm) VAN 14:07: Daniel Sedin (4), (Alexandre Burrows, Andrew Alberts) VAN 19:11: Chris Higgins (1), (Kevin Bieksa, Ryan Kesler) THIRD PERIOD EDM 10:28: Eric Belanger (1): PS VAN 10:52: Ryan Kesler (3), (Dan Hamhuis, Alexander Edler) EDM 15:27: Magnus Paajarvi-Svensson (1), (Ales Hemsky, Cam Barker): PP VAN 16:28: Alexandre Burrows (1), (Keith Ballard, Henrik Sedin)
Vancouver Canucks - Goalies GOALIES SHOTS SAVES SV % GAA Robert Luongo 37 32 86% 1.75
Edmonton Oilers - Goalies GOALIES SHOTS SAVES SV % GAA Devan Dubnyk 35 28 80% 7.03

[bthomp05]

Damn Canucks..