The Dissertation of Cheese: The anatomy of Cheese, Volume 1

[BringTheHeat]

I lol'd. Can't wait for Volume 2.

[DamnYanks2]

Quote: Originally Posted by CX1329

If this trend continues, we'll soon have an entire cheese government here on OS. The name of the website may need to be changed to Operation Cheese.

This thread is killing me

[ambassador of cheese]

Just wanted to state that my post earlier is not a part of The Dissertation of Cheese: The Anatomy of Cheese. While we eagerly await Volume 2, 3, 4 etc... from our beloved Sultan. I will be leaking secret knowledge that has been partially and formerly understood as "Red White and Blue" Cheese. The operation will reveal those innerworkings as what we can call "Black" Cheese.

Long live The Sultan of Cheese
Yours Truly,
The Ambassador

[TalenT]

LMAO! I'm over here dyin'. I read through this whole train-wreck of a thread. I couldn't help it.

[RedmanR]

Though I can't help but find this thread amusing. . . it appears there's a strong resemblance between these two guys. . . The Sultan of Cheese and this The Ambassador dude. I'm thinking you're the same person. If so why create another account for such a comical thread?


My apologizes if I'm wrong but both cheesy comments(posters) share strong similarities.

[funkworthy]

only thing is I've played over 100 games online and not 1 against the Mavericks.

Otherwise, this is pure velveta! I'd add the no-subs cheese- especially with the Thunder. Just keep those five guys in (with Harden of course) and you're good to go!

How about Lebron/wade/durant/westbrook/blake alley oop cheese? Just throw it up there, bro, they'll figure out a way to throw it down!

Today I played a dude who started Mello at point against the Celtics, no sweat I had Pierce D him up and Rondo blow by him, but he was still draining everything and had a 10+ point lead most of the game. When I finally took the lead in the third on a Rondo fast break dunk (Mello steal cheesing somewhere in the backcourt), he paused for all 3 minutes and quit! Xtra cheese!

The trying-to-communicate-something-perhaps-disbelief through pausing, although not really cheese, is kind of like some Kraft Pamesean on top.

[ambassador of cheese]

The superstar alley oop cheese is a nice viable way to get your opponent to rage.
Melo point guard cheese is fantastic except for one thing. You can't take contested shots in the second half. First half is fine, but your shots need to get better by the 4th quarter or you better have a backup plan. Sounds like you made him rage and take bad shots. Get Cheesed.
BTW I am not and no where near the level of cheese that our Sultan posseses. I am merely a messenger of cheese.

[SirDAB]

Don’t be ashamed to say ‘ouch’ a little…… or if your heart is so touched, possibly confess one to another.

Better yet, check your cholesterol levels!