Cringe-inducing childhood memories?

[kingkilla56]

In 7th grade english I didnt have the homework; I was going through a rebel phase I guess. Anyway the teacher asks me "Do you have your homework?" and I said no. She then asked "Oh, whats new?" with the corresponding roll of the eyes attitude. So I respond "Not your face!" Im lucky she had bigger fish to fry with the other demon spawn kids in that class. If she had called my house about that incident I may not be able to type this story out today. I felt bad and never talked back to a teacher since.

I did tell my football coach to **** off once when he went overboard with punishments. He had us indian run 3 miles after long *** practice. And because we walked the last few steps from exhaustion, the bastard told us to run it all again and "give more effort". I was like "get the **** out of here" and walked off practice. Thank god I was the biggest kid and he didnt instant kick me off the team. I never did it again. I still hated that coach. Dline coaches are insane.

I regret all of it.

[The 24th Letter]

I had to be about 6-7 and I decided to play "car" my sticking keys in an electrical socket and turning it...to make it worse the socket was at the top if a counter....

After like 10 minutes the socket exploded and I was knocked from the counter and landed on my back...spent that night in the hospital...

[Blzer]

Quote: Originally Posted by Candyman5

Also one time when Lion King first came out my brother was climbing up to the top bunk, he got to the last step do I Grabbed his hands and said "Long live the king" and threw his hands backwards which led to him falling backwards. To this day I swear it seemed like he fell for like 5 minutes with this terrified look on his face waving his arms. I still get a chuckle out of it.

I'm sorry, but this is hilarious!

[Feared]

Oh man where to even begin I have so many dumb kid memories.

- When I was 4 or 5 it was right before I started Kindergarten I went to a little Playground by my house with my Dad, there were kids that were a little bigger maybe 6-7 there, and they really started to pick on me. Kept a ball away from me, kind of pushed me away. I remember I looked at my Dad with this kind of look in my eyes, "Make them stop, come over and force them to give me the ball." and my Dad just sat there on the bench. When we went home I asked my Dad. "Why didn't you come and stick up for me?" and I remember to this day his response was "You have to learn how to stand up for yourself, I can't always be there for you."

- In 2nd grade I think we just started to have computer class, this was before Boys - Girls were really interested in each other, but I remember I sat next to this really pretty girl.. and to be pretty in 2nd grade was something. At that point I wasn't even into girls like that, I just remember thinking to myself man this girl is good looking I like sitting next to her.

Still early on in the school year, one day we went to the computer lab and one of my classmates was sitting in my seat I said. "Hey you're in my seat." and he said "Oh, I'm going to be sitting here now." I kind of just shrugged and went to the back of the room and found another Computer to work on for the rest of the time we had Computers. It wasn't a big deal to me back then because it was before that age, but looking back I kind of laugh and go man that guy played me.


- In third grade I threw a pair of scissors across the room, (not aiming at anyone, it was just against the Closet) and I got completely blasted by the Substitute teacher, and I got thrown out of class. Had to sit in the Hallway for a good 30 minutes. I had to be the only 3rd grader to get thrown out of class at that time lol.

[Skyboxer]

My sister and I standing in doorway looking outside. My sister had a dress she was asking mom about. When she was done she turned around to go back inside and the hook of hanger went in my eye.

She panicked and let go and I stood there with a dress hanging from my eye... I screamed.

Mom came running and got it out. Luckily it just caught the outside corner and did no damage (that I'm aware of lol)

[z Revis]

I think the worst thing I did was write curse words on my teachers desk in 5th grade.

Other than that I can't remember many stupid/embarrassing incidents until I got to high school.

I do have very fond memory that makes me cringe because of sheer pain. I was in maybe 6th grade at this time. My best friend and I were outside riding our bikes around the street and two guys that lived near us came up to us and wanted to race up and down the street. I accepted, but my friend decided to just watch. Well.. midway through the race I'm in 1st and I look back to see where they are and then BAM... slammed right into a mailbox. I don't know how I turned so far over to hit the mailbox, but I did. That hurt like hell. Someone called the ambulance, I think it was my mom, but I was OK. And when I say OK I mean no broken bones or any severe damage. I had cuts and scrapes and felt like I just got hit by a mack truck lol. My whole body felt bruised the rest of the night.

[ScoobySnax]

Blzer's post tops all. Hahaha!

[Segagendude]

Brand new teenage driver....... Showing off for my friends....... Doing donuts in a parking lot...... Loss of control........ Sideswipe a parked car........ Damaged the mirror on that car...... Panic...... Take off.

In short, my first ever (and only) hit and run.

Didn't last long though. Cops caught up with me later and I had to pay for damages and a fine. Luckily no juvy hall, just a warning.