Unless you want the awkward stares when you get to the second window.
Come on, man... there's an easy way around that... You walk in - or drive up - and after you place an order for say, a hamburger and small coke, you answer your phone as if the wife is calling, then look sheepishly at the person taking your order and explain that you need two or however many Happy Meals you want. They'll think it's for your kids... they'll never know they are your imaginary kids!
And now - for the best quote in this thread - I give you this classic!!!
The amount of effort a bunch of grown men are giving for a Happy Meal is a bit disturbing...
I've personally never had a Happy Meal... but with a name like that - HappyMeal - how could one not at least be curious??? Besides... there's a great deal of humor on this board and particularly this thread. I think you're blinded by the toys and missing the big picture here!
Come on, man... there's an easy way around that... You walk in - or drive up - and after you place an order for say, a hamburger and small coke, you answer your phone as if the wife is calling, then look sheepishly at the person taking your order and explain that you need two or however many Happy Meals you want. They'll think it's for your kids... they'll never know they are your imaginary kids!
And now - for the best quote in this thread - I give you this classic!!!
Darn straight, countryboy!!!
I would think most people would assume that an adult buying a happy meal means it's for a kid anyway, even without the cover story. Assuming you look old enough to have kids, that is.
The amount of effort a bunch of grown men are giving for a Happy Meal is a bit disturbing...
What effort?
I drive to McDonalds and order a Happy Meal and then go home. Its no more of an effort than going to McDonalds and ordering a Big Mac Value Meal and going home. Only difference, is that I don't get a toy with the Big Mac Value Meal.
Come on, man... there's an easy way around that... You walk in - or drive up - and after you place an order for say, a hamburger and small coke, you answer your phone as if the wife is calling, then look sheepishly at the person taking your order and explain that you need two or however many Happy Meals you want. They'll think it's for your kids... they'll never know they are your imaginary kids!
And now - for the best quote in this thread - I give you this classic!!!
Darn straight, countryboy!!!
Or you can borrow your friends kids and keep the toys for yourself.