You know what really grinds my gears?

[Speedy]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

To quote Steven Wright:

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.

[dickey1331]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

I won't lie. I probably would have laughed if I heard that.

[TheMatrix31]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Waiting on a customer and his grandson is talking to a family friend I'm guessing. Guy asks the grandson (who is probably 8 at the most) if his grandpa is going to take him fishing. The kid says no, I don't like fishing, to which the grandpa responds, "Yeah, he's got too much girl in him."

It was everything I could do to bite my tongue. What kind of an ******* says something like that to a kid?

The poor thing was destroyed by his grandfathers words.

If he was destroyed by that, the grandfather's probably right.

[Jr.]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

If he was destroyed by that, the grandfather's probably right.

Because a little boy can't be emotional? That's such an archaic thought and just continues the ridiculous standards we put on boys and girls.

[Fresh Tendrils]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

I think he was joking.

Because girls can certainly fish, too.

[Speedy]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Everytime I see your name, my mind reads: Fresh Tendinitis

[Burns11]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

I always read it as Fresh Tendrils because of
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[Fresh Tendrils]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Burns gets the chicken dinner.

[l3ulvl]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

"Progressive presents Flo's latest jam..."

Spoiler

[jasontoddwhitt]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Tune into Sportscenter and there is a hip-hop concert going on.

Having trouble filling time on the show ESPN?

[Mabster]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Well basketball is over and footballs months away. What else are they supposed to do?

They're gonna be like MTV, give it 10 more years and all sports will be phased out of ESPN.

[TheNumber35]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Oh god I can see it now. 24 hours of a zoomed in shot on Skip Bayless and some popular actor/rapper/celebrity screaming at each other at a volume so loud you can't understand what they're talking about. With DJ Steve Porter giving us a slight break by remixing the argument with auto tune into a song that gets replayed for an hour straight

[LambertandHam]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Youtube and NoScript not liking each other. Frame freezes for a bit before I can pause it/turn volume off. Normally not a problem, but don't want max volume Youtube videos playing in my headphones.

[TheMatrix31]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Solution: Stop watching ESPN now and save yourselves the trouble.

[TheShizNo1]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

ESPN right now is OK; they're having a 30 for 30 marathon.

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