What I asked at Subway this morning:
"Could I please just have a little oil and vinegar?"
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What they interpreted my request as:
"YOU WANT MORE OIL AND VINEGAR THAN WE USUALLY PUT ON OTHER SANDWICHES?? OKAY, LET ME DRENCH IT TILL YOU CAN'T TASTE ANYTHING ELSE INCLUDING THE EXTRA MONEY YOU SPENT ADDING CHEESE AND AVOCADO, AND THE PAPER GETS SOGGY TO THE POINT SOME OLIVES FALL OUT OF THE WRAPPING COMPLETELY AND YOU HAVE TO PLACE THEM BACK IN ONE BY ONE!"

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