GF's, Wives, In-laws & the things they do that make you go what the hell ?

[Gotmadskillzson]

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WOW that sounds like some Roscoe Jenkins type of stuff.

[Hova57]

Re: GF's, Wives, In-laws & the things they do that make you go what the hell ?

WOW that sounds like some Roscoe Jenkins type of stuff.

i told you man, this family is off the chain, what makes it worse is that they are well known and noone outside the family would think this kind of thing would be happening. it only going to get better her older brother is getting a divorce and his ex wife does not like the new girlfriend and she's bout to meet the family soon. at least that's my understanding

[Gotmadskillzson]

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WOW.......sounds like that is going to be some fireworks right there

[Gotmadskillzson]

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So the other night my wife was watching this program on TLC called Weird Sex something. Forgot the full name of it, but it was about people who had weird fetishes, attractions, lifestyles, etc.

Like they had this one guy on there who got turned on by balloons and balloons popping. What was even more weird was the guy was from Vermont LOL.

Also on there though during the second half hour, it was all about cougars. Now as you all know my wife is 15 years older then me. On the show it was this woman on there that was 73 years old who dated guys in their 20s and 30s.

In the past she used the newspaper ads, but now she said she had to get with the times and use the internet. She has a myspace, facebook, eharmony, etc pages. And on a weekly basis she gets dozens of offers.

Why this lady even had a black book of all the 20s and 30s men she had sex with over the years. She openly admits she is in it for the sex. She met a new guy and he was 32.

My wife looked at her and she looked at me and said damnnnnnnnnnnn I thought I was robbing the craddle, this woman robbing the ovaries, she 40 and 50 years older then the guys she dates. LMAO

[Potatoes002]

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Brother in-law rant. My wife's sister and her husband always inviting us over for dinner every damn weekend. And it don't matter what they cook, they ALWAYS have mashed potatos with it.

The thing about it is my brother in-law don't like lumps in his mashed potatos. Hell he don't even use real potatos, he always uses that instant crap that his move raised him on.

It got to the point I already told my wife, I be damned if I am going over there for thanksgiving dinner....I want real potatoes damn it LOL.

The real deal is the way to go.

[Hutton]

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Communication is always the key. One of the things that me and my fiance do is that when one of us is upset but doesn't want to talk about it, the other asks if they're ok, but add the word truth at the end. What it ends up being is that it starts open conversation about what's going on. It really helps, and it lets both of us get things off of our chest and be productive with them, instead of just letting it fester and blow up (which, of course, since no one's perfect, happens occasionally).

That's just one anecdotal thing, though, take it or leave it. I'm just glad you and your lady friend are doing better.

I know I've been living under a rock for the last year or so, but when the hell did Harry Potter get all grown up on us. Jesus H Christ I'm getting old...

[The GIGGAS]

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I know I've been living under a rock for the last year or so, but when the hell did Harry Potter get all grown up on us. Jesus H Christ I'm getting old...

We all get older, day by day.

[mgoblue]

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So the other night my wife was watching this program on TLC called Weird Sex something. Forgot the full name of it, but it was about people who had weird fetishes, attractions, lifestyles, etc.

Like they had this one guy on there who got turned on by balloons and balloons popping. What was even more weird was the guy was from Vermont LOL.

Also on there though during the second half hour, it was all about cougars. Now as you all know my wife is 15 years older then me. On the show it was this woman on there that was 73 years old who dated guys in their 20s and 30s.

In the past she used the newspaper ads, but now she said she had to get with the times and use the internet. She has a myspace, facebook, eharmony, etc pages. And on a weekly basis she gets dozens of offers.

Why this lady even had a black book of all the 20s and 30s men she had sex with over the years. She openly admits she is in it for the sex. She met a new guy and he was 32.

My wife looked at her and she looked at me and said damnnnnnnnnnnn I thought I was robbing the craddle, this woman robbing the ovaries, she 40 and 50 years older then the guys she dates. LMAO

It was "Strange Sex" on TLC. I was watching it too lol. It's crazy, that old chick wow...She was 40 years old when that guy was born lol

Another one had this guy who did not feel the pleasure during orgasm...he rated all his orgasms at a 0 or 1 out of 10. That's gotta suck lol

[Hutton]

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Another one had this guy who did not feel the pleasure during orgasm...he rated all his orgasms at a 0 or 1 out of 10. That's gotta suck lol

Wow, that does suck. He & Mrs Mgoblue have something in common zinger!

[Dog]

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My girlfriend tickles me any chance I get. She gets a kick out of it

[NDAlum]

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My girlfriend tickles me any chance I get. She gets a kick out of it

Clearly I don't believe you based on the amount of time you spend in the Off-Topic thread. Pics for proof, please.

For my addition...

* My girl doesn't like to get out of bed on the weekends. I like to get up and get stuff done.
* Why does it take an hour to take a shower and get ready? This really pisses me off, espeically when we need to leave and do something. Today I"m like "OK so you have a job at 12:30 so we need to get to the store at 11:00 so we can get the Christmas wrapping supplies." She starts at 10:15 and is done around 11:40. She had to leave at 12:00 so I had to go do all that stuff by myself.
* She talks too much.


Kinda mad because I was late for everything today due to her. I do not enjoy being late...

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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I've more than likely mentioned this in this thread previously.

My wife must speak to her mom at least a dozen times a day on the phone. Any thought that pops into their heads they are on the phone. Thank god it's a local call or our bill would be ridiculous.

[Hova57]

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Alright so another story. So my in laws 40th anniversay was yesterday. Sunday we were suppose to go to Buca De Peppa but her brother took a fit because my wife planned it. the both of them are big tools there isn't a box big enough to hold them. but not only they are tools they are punks cant step up to their woman. sorry for the rant.

Now the wife so with the holiday added stress is alway coming. this chick gets one of her friends to clean , before the girl comes she cleans the house and yells at me that the girl is coming to clean. I'm like yo she she's suppose to clean your giving her nothing to do. Keep in mind my house isn't that dirty most people walk into my house and always say its clean. we have three kids two dogs and us we keep it good . it aint nothing busted or trife looking but this chick is always saying its dirty.

[dickey1331]

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For my addition...
* Why does it take an hour to take a shower and get ready? This really pisses me off, espeically when we need to leave and do something. Today I"m like "OK so you have a job at 12:30 so we need to get to the store at 11:00 so we can get the Christmas wrapping supplies." She starts at 10:15 and is done around 11:40. She had to leave at 12:00 so I had to go do all that stuff by myself.

Kinda mad because I was late for everything today due to her. I do not enjoy being late...

Thats how my wife is. I swear she couldnt get ready in time for anything and I REALLY hate being late.

[WyxHarmon]

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Not any of those but my mom, this morning.

She got me a pair of Ugg shoes. I have condemned this company on multiple occasions in her presence, told her how ugly they are and how I will never wear them.

She even texted my sister while she was buying them. She told her not to.
I just don't get it.